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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Dec 16, 2006 22:04:16 GMT -5
Every time somebody in my math class drops a calculator my math teacher says: "There goes 90 dollars."
XDDDD
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Post by Nut on Dec 16, 2006 22:34:37 GMT -5
Me: Did I ever tell you that I figured out my shower was a woman? Randy: No. Why's that? Me: Well, you can turn it on and just leave the temperature as is. Then without the slightest bit of provocation, it can turn to either scalding hot or icy cold. Don't have to do anything to it and it'll just change temperatures on you. Randy: No. It can't be a woman. Me: Why? Randy: Because you can turn it on. XDXDXD |
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Post by Fj0rd on Dec 17, 2006 18:44:40 GMT -5
Fj0rd: Our Christmas tree is a free-range Christmas tree!
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Post by Ice on Dec 17, 2006 19:50:46 GMT -5
Me: Did I ever tell you that I figured out my shower was a woman? Randy: No. Why's that? Me: Well, you can turn it on and just leave the temperature as is. Then without the slightest bit of provocation, it can turn to either scalding hot or icy cold. Don't have to do anything to it and it'll just change temperatures on you. Randy: No. It can't be a woman. Me: Why? Randy: Because you can turn it on. XDXDXD I concur with Nut.  Me + friend, going to a teacher to get a pass for study hall, after knocking on the door/banging on the window.. see other kids coming. They: go up to teacher's room. Me: He's not there, we already banged the door. They: Did you just say you.. banged- Me: NOT THAT WAY. I meant we banged ON the door. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2006 20:27:37 GMT -5
Kevin: You committed adultry!
Inside joke... XD
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Post by bag on Dec 20, 2006 7:35:19 GMT -5
My mom & dad were drinking vodka. Sister: Ew! It smells like glue! Mom: *smells for the first time* It smells...like alcohol!  |
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Post by Elcie on Dec 20, 2006 17:19:26 GMT -5
Fighting Xemnas. Rain had already beaten the stage I was on.
Me: Are there any ways to block these laser things?
Rain: Besides avoiding them, no...
Me: Oh...
*pause*
Me: You can MOVE?!
Rain: XDDDDDD Yes, Elcie, you can move. *giggles*
Me: *cracks up at own stupidity*
I'd already died once too, which was what made it even funnier. I died because I didn't know I could run away from the dumb lasers. XDDDD
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Post by PFA on Dec 20, 2006 17:25:15 GMT -5
On The Simpsons: Oh no! It's the tabloids! Run! Me: *laughs at irony of that statement* |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 20, 2006 19:20:18 GMT -5
My english teacher is an early thirties, addmitted nerd and it was so hilarious to watch him have this conversation.
English Teacher: So do you guys think I should get a sidekick?
Kid: Not if you have verioson, you can't get it.
Teacher: Well I want a chocolate too, but people tell me it's too girly.
Kids: Yep too girly.
Teacher: Well, I've also wanted a razor, because the terrorists on 24 always use them to make calls, in their cool black suits and their sunglasses. If I get a razor will I be sexy like the terrorists?
Kids: *cracking up*
Girl: You should get this phone. *holds her phone up* It's a mix of a razor and a chocolate.
Teacher: *hold up the phone* So, if I got this phone would I be cool and sexy?
Kids: *cracking up*
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Post by Sock on Dec 21, 2006 1:45:06 GMT -5
Me: Can I have one of those...they're like...uh...*makes rectangular shape with hands*
Mom: ...A papertowel? 0_o
Me: Yes! That's it!
Both: *Crack up*
It was funny at the time.
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Post by insanepurpleone on Dec 21, 2006 2:27:39 GMT -5
The beginning of an AIM conversation:
Chris: HEAT ARMOR!
Chris: RAZOR FLAME WIND STRIKE!
Me: Uh..
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Dec 21, 2006 21:28:00 GMT -5
English teacher: ...like, "mad cool." Totally chill. Totally mad cool chill!
Class: ...XDXDXDXD
(Something like that)
He always makes fun of teenage sayings/"lingo."
Y'had to be there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2006 7:51:53 GMT -5
Me: (puts a long cylindrical wafer in her mouth, and has it hang out like a cigar) ...why does it feel like I'm smoking a cigar?
Brother: Well, why not light it up and see what happens?
Dad: Yes, right under the smoke detector. That'd be fun. Then we'd see if the neighbours are awake.
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Post by Ice on Dec 27, 2006 9:53:28 GMT -5
XDDD Nice, Koiffei.
I wish we had teachers like that, Kitty xP So the media really does influence people.. >_>
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Post by reinarita on Dec 27, 2006 10:15:23 GMT -5
Me: Merry Christmas Julia!
Julia: Did you just call me 'Mary'?
Me: Uh, no... I called you Julia.
Julia: Oh, RIIIIIGHT.
Me: Jules, I said "MERRY Chirstmas JULIA".
Julia: Oh, umm... right, sorry. ^^;
Me: It's ok. Well, Merry Christmas!
Julia: Wait, what did you call me?
Me: GAHHHH!
(me and my cousin Julia on Christmas Day. She's got a bit of a hearing problem xD)
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