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Post by Fj0rd on Dec 11, 2006 16:37:45 GMT -5
Fj0rd's English teacher: I carry a tune like a concealed weapon.
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Post by bag on Dec 12, 2006 7:05:57 GMT -5
*was explaining London Bridge by Fergie to my mom-long story XD*
Me: So I'm expecting a sequel-maybe something like Eiffel Tower or The Great Wall of China...
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Post by Elcie on Dec 12, 2006 7:25:55 GMT -5
Dad: Extension cords! You can never have too many extension cords - oh, this is a three-pack, I didn't want three...
Me: XDXD Do you realize what you just said?
Rain: The pretty hates me. T_T
(Yeah, another random quote from us playing KH2. xD)
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Dec 12, 2006 16:20:27 GMT -5
My English teacher write something in "The Obvious Box" every day. It reminds me of something we'd have over here at the NTWF. He writes something totally obvious, and we all laugh (duh). Here are some...
"The inside of a glass of water is wet."
"There are no foul balls in checkers."
...I can't think of any more. T_T
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Post by bag on Dec 12, 2006 17:17:42 GMT -5
Mrs. Z: Billy, why are you late?
Billy (in the hall): I missed the bus!
Mrs. Z: But you don't ride the bus!
Class: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
(Billy is a skateboarder and a liar. XP)
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Post by Omni on Dec 12, 2006 18:06:22 GMT -5
Playing Zelda: Windwaker, my sister is sitting next to me, I'm trying to get a picture of somebody sending a letter (for a side-quest)
Me: Alright, I think he's only about as tall as the picto box itself.
Omni's sister: Wow, that's short.
Me: ...I mean mailbox!
('Picto Box' is what a camera is called in the game)
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Post by kamikatze24 on Dec 12, 2006 18:30:31 GMT -5
*My dad and I sit on the couch, watching TV*
Dad: Would you like some ice cream?
Me: Sure!
Dad: Take some money out of my purse and go buy some. And then give me some, too.
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Post by fipples~ on Dec 13, 2006 12:53:51 GMT -5
This was during Physics class. We were talking about all kinds of people/nations immigrating to Israel, including the Russians, of which a lot have immigrated to Israel. I hope part of it isn't unappropriate or something. xD Physics Teacher: The Russians are civilized people! And if a few prostitutes [that's in nicer words  ] come along, that's not bad either! Yeah, he said that. Well, it was close to that, anyway, it's hard to translate exactly the ideas and all from Hebrew to English. |
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Post by nocturne on Dec 13, 2006 13:41:48 GMT -5
*me, holding camel bone ankh driving home from dentist*: I think this ankh is lucky. Do camel bones have magical properties?
Mom: Not for the camel.
Me: ... *bursts into laughter*
...Yeah, that's an old joke, but whatever. >_>
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Post by Stal on Dec 14, 2006 14:56:45 GMT -5
Me: Did I ever tell you that I figured out my shower was a woman?
Randy: No. Why's that?
Me: Well, you can turn it on and just leave the temperature as is. Then without the slightest bit of provocation, it can turn to either scalding hot or icy cold. Don't have to do anything to it and it'll just change temperatures on you.
Randy: No. It can't be a woman.
Me: Why?
Randy: Because you can turn it on.
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Post by fipples~ on Dec 14, 2006 15:04:11 GMT -5
Haha, Stal, that one really made me laugh. XD
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Post by Ebil on Dec 14, 2006 19:32:32 GMT -5
Me: *is showing my sister Eshna PFA's picture of Strife and Leoness* Look how cute and squishy-looking she made them look! Sister: *squinting at screen* she looks like a.... like a... Me: Like a Leoness? :3 Sister: Like a LION! Me: -_- Sister: That means she's not cute D: Me:  Sister: Because lions EAT PEOPLE. *looks at Strife pointedly* Me: ... Sister: *points at heart in the background* They're in love? Me: *facepalm* |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2006 17:10:54 GMT -5
Jessica: [to me] Yeah, Sammy! JEW POWER! Tonight's Hannukah.  |
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Post by Speck on Dec 16, 2006 20:32:33 GMT -5
I was telling Brittany that Chris, David (Chris's friend), Andrew, and I had gone to an archery range a few miles away from her house.
Brittany: Aw! You should have told me! I would have wanted to shoot stuff!
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Post by Frozen on Dec 16, 2006 21:08:43 GMT -5
[glow=teal,2,300]In a discussion about Ike from Fire Emblem. (A mercenary whose the protagonist of the story)
One guy : I think the whole thing of a random mercenary type person becoming a hero is a bit cliché though.
2nd Guy : Mercenaries promote to Heroes in Fire Emblem.
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] come along, that's not bad either!
