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Post by ♥ Rain on Dec 27, 2006 23:17:39 GMT -5
Me: *after telling my mom a little about something in the NTWF RP* So yeah, poor me. D: Mom: Poor me some sake?  Me: ....@___@ You make awful jokes. XDDD Mom: ^_^ |
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Post by Elcie on Dec 28, 2006 7:33:21 GMT -5
Ziv: *whispers something to Fenrix* ((My mom was in the car. XD I still don't know what they were going on about.)) Rain: What are you talking about?  ; All I heard was "sadist," "marriage," and then "sadist" again... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 21:23:46 GMT -5
*I am laughing at a stupid joke with some friends*
Eric: Sam laughs at anything.
Me: No, I don't! *laugh*
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Post by Lex Luthor on Dec 30, 2006 23:34:00 GMT -5
Me: Eh?
Her: my mom was like yazid asked me if baba approved of him
Her: and she goes WHY IS THAT NUSAYBAH
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Post by Fj0rd on Dec 31, 2006 15:58:36 GMT -5
Fj0rd's dad: *points at a kitten plushie in the store* Look, it's a kitty! It's a cute kitty. *pets it* I like the kitty. Do you like the kitty?
Fj0rd: ... yes. I like the kitty. >.>
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Post by Nimras on Jan 5, 2007 21:25:35 GMT -5
Computer: (spoken)"Increase your typing speed using Ka-ka-co-knee" ... Written on the screen: "Increase your typing speed using karaoke" Sister and I: |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 15:27:45 GMT -5
J.D. really cares about me. =')
Jake: *gives me the finger*
Me: Oh god, it burns. I'm crying on the inside. I think I'm gonna go cut myself now. *sarcasm rly?*
J.D.: Nuuu! D: *puts his arm around me and holds me closer*
Me: I was just kidding, but thanks. XD
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Post by bag on Jan 6, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -5
Ahh, skiing.
There was this one group of five year olds on the bunny hill beneath my chairlift, and me and my cousin were talking about how my other cousin looks like a child molester, and this is eventually what it came down to.
Me: HEY KIDS! CHILD MOLESTER ON THE SKI LIFT-
Cousin: *smacks me* Shut up! XD
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Post by Ebil on Jan 6, 2007 19:15:52 GMT -5
Ahh, skiing. There was this one group of five year olds on the bunny hill beneath my chairlift, and me and my cousin were talking about how my other cousin looks like a child molester, and this is eventually what it came down to. Me: HEY KIDS! CHILD MOLESTER ON THE SKI LIFT- Cousin: *smacks me* Shut up! XD Bag, you're such a delinquent x3
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Post by Fj0rd on Jan 8, 2007 20:01:44 GMT -5
C: I mean, what is the point of watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2 in biology class?
Me: I dunno.
C: I guess you could point out things, like... um...
Me: There's some fine sea life!
C: Johnny Depp certainly is maintaing his homeostasis well!
Me: .... *bursts out laughing* Yes, he's very good at homeostasis.
C: No one ever actually uses that word in ordinary conversation, you know.
Me: We should use it. When someone asks us "How are you?" we should say "Well, I'm maintaing homeostasis very well today, I think."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2007 20:11:24 GMT -5
We're talking about Joe Trohman. =O Melissa: My boardie friends and I are a little confused. This noob came in one day and said that Joe's girlfriend is pregnant. Me: I'm pregnant? |
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Post by bag on Jan 8, 2007 20:14:49 GMT -5
Me, My Mom, and My Sister were looking in a church directory.
Sister: Look. That person there has only one picture but has two names listed.
Me: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder and insisted that both sides of her got into the directory.
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Post by PFA on Jan 12, 2007 21:04:02 GMT -5
Teacher: Who is the man we are going to study... PFA's brain: Hu's a man? |
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Post by Squirrelgirl on Jan 12, 2007 21:34:35 GMT -5
C: I mean, what is the point of watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2 in biology class? Me: I dunno. C: I guess you could point out things, like... um... Me: There's some fine sea life! C: Johnny Depp certainly is maintaing his homeostasis well! Me: .... *bursts out laughing* Yes, he's very good at homeostasis. C: No one ever actually uses that word in ordinary conversation, you know. Me: We should use it. When someone asks us "How are you?" we should say "Well, I'm maintaing homeostasis very well today, I think." ...I suppose it gives away that I plan to go into biology that I found this so amusing I laughed out loud. |
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Post by bag on Jan 12, 2007 21:54:25 GMT -5
This was after my team lost (not badly) in volleyball in gym.
Me: Well, we came in 10th place.
JB: Well, let's see. 10 is a larger number than 1, and it's divisible by an even and an odd number.
Me: Actually I feel a lot better now! ^_^
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; All I heard was "sadist," "marriage," and then "sadist" again...
