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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 23, 2006 13:08:57 GMT -5
Substitute teacher: *singsong* Clean up, clean up!
Entire class of AP US History students: Everybody everywhere! Clean up, clean up, everbody do your share.
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Post by phoenixblessed on Nov 24, 2006 12:10:33 GMT -5
Thundy says (12:01 PM):
...
Thundy says (12:01 PM):
Well I've had weirder moments in my life.
Macavity says (12:02 PM):
Let's BREED
Thundy says (12:02 PM):
...Yeah, why not XD *shrugs*
Thundy says (12:02 PM):
I was bored today anyway XD
Macavity says (12:03 PM):
XD
Macavity says (12:03 PM):
*makesoutwithyou*
Thundy says (12:04 PM):
You castrated me with a lamp-post
Thundy says (12:04 PM):
I need those back to be able to yanno, Breed XD
Macavity says (12:04 PM):
...
Macavity says (12:04 PM):
>>
Macavity says (12:05 PM):
Use miracle grow.
Thundy says (12:05 PM):
I thought that only worked on womens-parts >>
Macavity says (12:06 PM):
...
Macavity says (12:06 PM):
XD
Macavity says (12:06 PM):
LETS TRY
Thundy says (12:07 PM):
Oh crap...
Thundy says (12:07 PM):
You're HU
Thundy says (12:07 PM):
Funny how it took me THAT long to realize XD
Macavity says (12:07 PM):
...
Macavity says (12:07 PM):
XDDD
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Post by kittygirl on Nov 25, 2006 20:57:25 GMT -5
I have a four year old cousin and four of us were playing duck duck goose with her and she had never played before.
Cousin: *hits my head* Duck. *hits my head* Duck. *hits my head* Goose!
She didn't quite understand the rules yet. XD
Then we were bouncing on the trampoline and she got hurt and when we stopped paying attention to her she started crying even louder (it sounded really fake.). Then my aunt asks her
Aunt: So do you want to start bouncing again or do you want more sympathy?
Cousin;*crying* S-simpathy.
Then we all laughed at her.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2006 19:08:12 GMT -5
Niddy's my boyfriend, Eric's my brother. Niddy's getting Eric a Gintachi(sp?) sword for Christmas.
Me: Okay Niddy, you're on speakerphone. So don't say anything about Eric's gift, okay?
Niddy: Okay!
*we talk for about 2 minutes*
*Eric enters*
Niddy: ...yeah so I'm at Wal-Mart trying to figure out how to wrap a Gintachi (sp?) sword...
Me: *immediately takes him off speaker* HEEEEEY. Yeah, so you're swore you... what?
Eric: Did he just say... sword?
Me: No, he said swore.
Eric...k then.
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Post by fipples~ on Nov 28, 2006 9:46:09 GMT -5
((Didn't this thread used to be stickied?))
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Post by bag on Nov 28, 2006 17:40:08 GMT -5
*in music class*
Teacher: Okay, so this is Eine Klein Nachtmusik. *turns on stereo*
*Hallelujah Chorus starts playing loudly*
Teacher: O___________________________O That's loud.
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Post by kittygirl on Nov 28, 2006 17:52:42 GMT -5
My brother: Wait, but don't you need a passport to get to California?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2006 18:08:52 GMT -5
Just for the record, Mr. Becza is the Spanish teacher.
Robin: So Ricky, what'd you get on yer report card?
Ricky: I did alright. As and Bs in most classes. But I hate Mr. Becza.
Robin: Me too! High five.
Melissa: How come?
Ricky: He gave me a C-. And I'm Spanish!
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 28, 2006 18:55:17 GMT -5
Math teacher: So what do you think is the doman for typing speed?
Everyone: Umm?
Math teacher: Up to about 90 words per minute. There are very few people who can type over 90 words per minute.
Fj0rd: *mutters* I know a few people who can type over 90 words per minute. Actually quite a lot of people.
Other girl: Who?
Fj0rd: Oh, writers. ...Online.
Other girl: And... why would it matter?
Fj0rd: Well, if you're trying to write a novel in a month. ... Fifty thousand words in a month.
Other girl: ... what?
Fj0rd: ... Nevermind.
Mm, NaNoWriMo-licious.
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Post by puzz on Nov 28, 2006 20:41:19 GMT -5
Shannon: It's the end of the woooooooooorld!!
Mr. Eriksson: Why?
Shannon: Robert's wearing pants!
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Post by Elcie on Nov 28, 2006 21:54:17 GMT -5
Greg: He wasn't a martyr! They crucified him! >_>
David: ... That'd make him a martyr, you idiot XD
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Post by Lex Luthor on Nov 29, 2006 1:15:39 GMT -5
DarkFortunez: You can't beat the Axis if you get VD
TheNotoriusBigJ: Sounds like a challege to me
DarkFortunez: First one to get VD and defeat Hitler and the Japs wins
TheNotoriusBigJ: *pushes you down and runs out the door*
DarkFortunez: *whips out cellphone and dials up all 10$ and less hookers in the state*
TheNotoriusBigJ: *runs back in* I already got syphilus and killed Hitler
DarkFortunez: Killed two birds with one stone? *winks to the camera and 142 hookers*
TheNotoriusBigJ: More like killed two birds with a bacterial infection...*crickets*
DarkFortunez: Oh that Justin! *Hitler comes out and the audience joins Hilter and I in clapping as a banner and balloons fall from the ceiling*
TheNotoriusBigJ: Oh No! Not Candid Camera! Yaizd you are as cunning as you are ravishingly handsome!
DarkFortunez: Too bad you have VD ;(
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Post by bag on Nov 29, 2006 7:31:09 GMT -5
L: Do you ever stop talking? XD
Me: Because I don't ever talk in homebase, yes, to you. D:
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 29, 2006 18:55:11 GMT -5
Fj0rd: So... quackery is pretensions to being a duck noise?
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Nov 29, 2006 19:47:01 GMT -5
A classic case of the infamous brain fart... Mollie: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Me: ...viagra? Mollie: *bursts out laughing* Me: *realises what she said*  ...Virgo! I meant virgo! |
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...Virgo! I meant virgo!