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Post by Speck on Nov 20, 2006 23:16:02 GMT -5
Ever since I let Chris pick up my cellphone during my Theatre Production class, this happens a lot...
Me: *picks up ringing cellphone and looks at it* What do you know. It's Brittany! *answers phone*
Chris (in the background): *Scottish accent, shouting in my direction* I love ya, Brittany!
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Post by insanepurpleone on Nov 21, 2006 0:11:45 GMT -5
Me and my friend Hannah: Oboe! Bassoon! Oboe! Bassoon! (Hooray for double-reed obsession!) This isn't right, but it was something like this... Band teacher, talking to percussionists: We'll have to stay after to pack up all the small stuff; mallets, cymbals- Anthony: Smalls! (a really short percussionist  ) |
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Post by Elcie on Nov 21, 2006 6:54:33 GMT -5
Rain: ... and so then Axel is like, "IT'S THE FIZZY COLA MAN!" ((From a very long conversation in which both of us kept saying "FIZZY COLA MAN" with the exact same inflection... hilarious. XD)) Josiah: I'm just cool like that 'cause I got it memorized. Elcie: *spazchokedie* XDDDDDDD (I had to turn my laughing fit into a coughing fit so I wouldn't attract odd looks ^^; ) Ziv: ... Why is my name on the whiteboard?  ; (Long story, but my teacher had written something up there and her handwriting was easily misread as Ziv's real name. xD) |
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Post by bag on Nov 21, 2006 7:31:09 GMT -5
Me (on phone): Hey, Michelle, guess what? The Christmas lights are grow-I mean, glowing!
Michelle: XD
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2006 18:56:58 GMT -5
We were in Driver's Ed, talking about obstacles on the road.
Teacher: So if there's a person on the road, you'd obviously want to try to miss them. But if it's a box or something, it's not as important.
Some kid: What about a box of people?
Bio class...
Teacher: And in this picture, you can see some ducks, which have potential energy. You could eat the ducks to get energy. Now, the girl feeding the ducks also has some potential energy, but we're not going to talk about that.
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Post by insanepurpleone on Nov 21, 2006 23:40:11 GMT -5
My math teacher: Does this make logical sense?
He says that on average about three times a class period, I'd have to say... Most of us have to try not to laugh when he does now..
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Post by Squirrelgirl on Nov 22, 2006 13:02:17 GMT -5
American History Teacher: And what does the government have today that states don't secede just whenever they feel like it?
Friend: *with fervor* NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!
*Pause*
History Teacher: ...No...
Same Friend *to American history teacher*: It's such a lovely day--this is the kind of day that our ancestors fought for!
American History Teacher: ...Aren't you Canadian?
Same Friend: ...umm...yeah....
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Post by Elcie on Nov 22, 2006 14:33:02 GMT -5
Josiah: *to our history teacher* ... I'm sorry, but that just makes you look like a seven-year-old. A seven-year-old with facial hair.
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Post by bag on Nov 22, 2006 17:01:05 GMT -5
DT: *we're in the auxiliary gym* Ew! It smells like wrestlers in here.
Me: *eating cookies*
Dad: Would you like some cheese with those Chips Ahoy?
Me: XD No!
Dad: Some cheese with that milk?
Me: What the-? XD
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Post by narica on Nov 22, 2006 18:21:23 GMT -5
*in school, during art* shy substitute teacher that always talks in a quiet voice: *comes up to these 3 punk guys* Ummm, I was just wondering, do you know what ecstasy is? (or some other drug like that) guys: ...... *start laughing* one of the guys: Its a drug substitute teacher: .... Oh ...... my uncle told me it was a name of a skateboard company guys: *laugh even harder* |
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Post by Elcie on Nov 22, 2006 19:29:48 GMT -5
Ah, see how I corrupt my friends... Renice: Wow, nobody's here! ; ... *glances at me* Don't even say it. XD |
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Post by puzz on Nov 22, 2006 22:26:32 GMT -5
TV news reporter: In Japan, 25 people were hurt in a train accident injuring 25 people.
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Post by Nimras on Nov 22, 2006 23:31:35 GMT -5
TV news reporter: In Japan, 25 people were hurt in a train accident injuring 25 people. Oh, that's beautiful. My personal favorite news blip: The doctor asked the woman she was performing an autopsy on if she felt uncomfortable and wanted to continue her autopsy in another room... ...I think they meant 'surgery'. |
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Post by Schefflera on Nov 22, 2006 23:36:58 GMT -5
I think I might feel uncomfortable moving to another room in the middle of a surgery, myself.
If it were an autopsy, presumably I would not be in any position to object.
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Post by Nimras on Nov 23, 2006 0:20:57 GMT -5
I think I might feel uncomfortable moving to another room in the middle of a surgery, myself. If it were an autopsy, presumably I would not be in any position to object. *grin* Well, the story was about the hospital having a power outage for several hours. I have no clue what kind of surgery the lady was having. |
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