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Post by Elcie on Oct 30, 2006 5:51:33 GMT -5
Playing KH2 while babysitting. We get to a cutscene, and Roxas has serious anger management issues... XD
Jason: (age 4) He is SO COOL.
(He says it in this voice of utter rapture, too, which is just hilarious. XDXD)
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Post by Elcie on Nov 4, 2006 8:15:31 GMT -5
Random quotes from hanging out with Fen and Ziv last night. X3 Ziv: *about Kadaj* I want his PANTS. Ziv: Woah, you know, it's like, her hair.Fen: Wow. Jenova needs to brush her hair.  ; ((for the record, the stuff in question was not Jenova's hair. xD)) Ziv: *leaning over my shoulder while I'm talking on my cellphone to my mom* WASSUUUP KAA-SAAAAN!!! Ziv: I didn't kill him! I just pinned him to a wall and skinned him alive-- Fen: Why don't you shout that a little louder? XDDD |
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Post by bag on Nov 4, 2006 9:06:32 GMT -5
Me: And if you DO get me something from Engrish, can you get me this card too? Santa: Sliding down your hole this Christmas...
Mom: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXXD
She has never really laughed like that before. XD
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Post by william on Nov 5, 2006 8:10:21 GMT -5
We were discussing GameCube's Donkey Kong Bongo peripheral.
El Pulpo says:
I have some REAL bongos
Will says:
"bongos"?
Will says:
XDDDDDDDD
El Pulpo says:
I could just play thos-
El Pulpo says:
XDDD
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 5, 2006 16:21:37 GMT -5
Fj0rd's band teacher: *taking attendance, looks around* Rachel, why are you in the percussion section?
Rachel: *coming back down to the flute section, where she sits* I didn't want you to see me eating.
Everyone else: ...
Band teacher: ... okay.
The next week--
Fj0rd's band teacher: Rachel, why are you in the percussion section?
Rachel: I didn't want you to see me eating again, but it worked even less well this time because I'm not done. *goes to throw away half-eaten apple*
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 8, 2006 20:46:19 GMT -5
Fj0rd's mom: I need help cleaning out the gutters. You have to hold the ladder, okay?
Fj0rd: I have homework! D: And NaNo!
Fj0rd's mom: ...well, fine. I'll do it myself and it'll be on your conscience if I break my neck. *goes out*
Fj0rd: ... *follows and holds the ladder*
Fj0rd's neighbor: *comes out of his house* It always makes me nervous when I see people on ladders because I fell off of one last summer and broke my leg. Be careful. *goes back inside*
Fj0rd's mom: ... by the way, I didn't pay him to come out and say that.
Fj0rd: Not even a little?
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Post by bag on Nov 8, 2006 21:12:29 GMT -5
Bag's Sister: *is eating chicken* Eww! What is this stuff?
Me: It's just fat. XD
Bag's Sister: *scrapes it off* Don't want to eat it, it'll make me fat.
Me: Don't say that around grandma though, she'll say your anorexic. <<
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Post by Squirrelgirl on Nov 8, 2006 22:04:13 GMT -5
Me: Aaaaaw! My drunkard's trying to sober up!
Explanation: When my sister and I drive to school every morning, we see this guy on a corner, and when I first saw him I dubbed him "My drunkard. " (he looks really out of it). We see him often, and this comes from when we saw him this morning holding a cup of coffee.
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Post by Nimras on Nov 9, 2006 11:45:37 GMT -5
Husband: ....I think you broke the math.
Me: Good, now it won't bother me anymore.
Husband. ... *sigh*
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Post by bag on Nov 9, 2006 17:40:59 GMT -5
Teacher's Aide: You need to make your excuses of why-I mean reasons...
Class: XD
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Post by bag on Nov 9, 2006 19:54:18 GMT -5
Mom: Zach?
Me: What?
Mom: Big black horse. And a cherry tree.
Me: O___________O
Mom: Woo hoo.
Me: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 11, 2006 2:10:21 GMT -5
In Chemistry yesterday, my teacher was passing out papers, though he does this in a different way; he goes to one of the lab tables and calls out our name as he sets them on the table, and we collect them.
Me: *Goes to where my name is called and picks up the handwriting that's familiar to me.*
Some other person: *Gestures for me to give it to him.*
Me: This is mine.
*Examines it, and one minute later...*
Me: Nevermind! I'm wrong! I'm wrong! I'm wrong! >_<' *Hands paper back.*
Me: *thinking* It took you one minute to figure this out? Honestly...
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*At Summer Camp, about 5 months ago, in my cabin. I noticed that everyone seemed to like dancing at camp this year, and we were talking about it.*
A: *to me ((Not in an outright kind of way.))* I could teach you to dance!
Me: No, that's okay. There is only ONE reason that I would EVER dance!
Girl: To save your life?
Me: ................ Two reasons...
... I guess it was a 'you had to be there' moment.
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*In French class*
Annoying Attention-Seeking Extremely Stereotypical Cheerleader Teenager Girl: [Teacher's Name], I don't have my dialogue memorized, but could you give me an A for being so pretty today?
Class: *Cracks up*
Teacher: Yeah, I'm thinking no.
The sad thing is that this attitude of hers gets 10 times worse...
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Post by Squirrelgirl on Nov 14, 2006 21:25:43 GMT -5
Today was ripe with odd moments.
*dad driving me to school*
Dad: That car behind us is really annoying--it won't get off my fender. It's probably a woman. (he was trying to be obnoxious)
Me: No, I don't think so, it's a truck.
Dad: So?
Me: *being catty* So, men drive trucks more than women do since trucks are big and many men feel like they have to compensate for...things.
Dad: ...Like self-confidence?
Me: And other things.
Dad: 0_o
This one was when my friend Marla was annoying my friend Lynn playfully.
Lynn: *picks up books and starts walking off* I've had enough of your shennangins. I'm going somewhere else where I don't have to babysit a five-year old!
Marla: *after Lynn had already left* I wonder when she realizes that I stole her purse...
(This was much funnier if you were there)
Finally...
Marla: Hey, I got an email from the CIA! Is it from your father?
Me: ...My father isn't in the CIA....
Marla: Really?
Me: No... where'd you get that idea?
Marla: ...Because...you're so secretive.
Me: 0_o
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 20, 2006 21:48:47 GMT -5
Dental person: Do you bleed when you floss?
Fj0rd: No... ...ought there be blood?
Dental person: ...
Fj0rd's mom: She means, Should there be blood?
Dental person: Ohh.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2006 21:51:48 GMT -5
Me: *runs up to J.D. and kisses him*
J.D.: Woah, hello to you, too. <3
Mom: *hums a little tune from the Wizard of Oz, the one they play with that teacher with the basket...*
Me: I'll kill you. XD
((Explanation: Johanna's bike looks like that teacher's, with the basket and stuff. My mom noticed that. So she hums the little tune whenever Johanna is around. XD))
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