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Post by Kat on Oct 14, 2006 5:03:41 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]Fellow senior: Hey...can you help me with math? *holds up notebook*
Me: Umm, I'll see...hang on, who's your teacher?
Fellow senior: We're classmates!
Me: ...
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(While I'm watching FMA)
Dad: It's that show with the metal guy again, is it?[/shadow]
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Post by bag on Oct 14, 2006 7:02:52 GMT -5
Me: Okay, I'm writing a story, and all the people in young authors are going to be in it, and everybody will die. >D Girl: Can I die first?  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2006 9:33:40 GMT -5
*during a three-way call between me, Belcuore, and Ray*
Ray: They were identical to modern man.
Belcuore: I...denti...cal... To... modern man.
Ray: They were slightly more robust.
Belcuore: Slightly....more... Robust?
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Post by bag on Oct 23, 2006 15:43:49 GMT -5
Mr. Johnson: If I gave you a doctor's note, and you could do anything for two weeks, what would you do?
Jenny: I'd go to Japan because I know how to say "Holy crap, everybody's purple!" in Japanese. ^____^
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Post by Elcie on Oct 23, 2006 17:32:11 GMT -5
*at the end of Nightmare Before Christmas* Fenrix: Oh, let's BOMB her. Jack is MINE. >___> *and while watching Advent Children, Vincent Valentine shows up...* Fenrix: He has DUCK FEET. Me: *to my friends about going shopping on Saturday* We went to Barnes and Noble, and then Hot Topic... Renice: *looks up with a look of pure horror on her face, then quickly goes back to eating* Me: ... what?! XDDDD |
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Post by OG Loc on Oct 23, 2006 20:52:11 GMT -5
Jordan: You know how Sam [me] never talks? Someday he's gonna get sick of us and cuss us out for no reason.
Me: Riiiight...
Guy whose name I forgot: But then he will have done it for a reason, won't he?
Jordan: No, no... We're gonna just walk in the room and he'll just burst out "*bleep* you, Jordan!"
Me: Okay...
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Post by OG Loc on Oct 24, 2006 20:39:57 GMT -5
Me (singing softly): Look in my eyes, what do you see? Cult of Personality...
Map:*pokes me*
Me: Sorry, man, that song's stuck in my head. (singing softly) Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n games...
Map: *pokes me* You're crazy.
Me: (singing softly) Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm crazy, just like you... Eh sorry, everything reminds me of some song lately.
Map: *pretends to start to hit me with a book*
Me: (singing)Insane in the membrane...
Map: How does that remind you of that song?
Me: I dunno.
Map (shoving his hand out at me): What does this remind you of?
Me (singing to the tune of the Wayne's World theme): Map's hand, Map's hand, it's party time, excellent...
Map pretends to try to hit me with a book again.
Me (singing to made-up tune): Map's trying to hit me with a book...
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Post by Elcie on Oct 24, 2006 20:43:40 GMT -5
Me: Maybe I should expand my Kingdom Hearts obsession to a Square Enix obsession. XD Mom: Square what?  Me: Square Enix... company that produced KH and Final Fantasy? Mom: Oooh. I thought you said Square Eunuchs. And being obsessed with square eunuchs would be really weird. Me: ... XDDDD *cracks up and chokes on her water* |
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Post by kittygirl on Oct 25, 2006 19:17:19 GMT -5
We were talking about hydrophobic (water fearing) and hyrophillic (water loving) areas of molicules in biology today, when my teacher misspoke.
Biology Teacher:So here we have the homophobic region of the molicule.
Class: o_0?? ... XDD
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Oct 25, 2006 19:39:06 GMT -5
Liam: *says something insulting to something as a joke* Emily: Your mom. Me: *immidiatly after* Your face. Liam: *fake gasp* My brother's friend: *after hearing his mom say she needs to be in two places at once or something* CLONE YOURSLEF! |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Oct 25, 2006 23:06:27 GMT -5
(When I had just gotten home and I was exhausted) Me: Bedroom! =D Nice to see you again! <3 Sister: *chuckles* The bedroom can't say the same. Me: Why? D= Sister: Because bedrooms can't see.  Me: Oh, I thought it was because bedrooms couldn't talk. XD |
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Post by puzz on Oct 26, 2006 18:37:42 GMT -5
Random girl: (After being sprayed with Axe) Ewww! Now I smell like a man!
Creepy guy who keeps flirting with me: So in case you haven't noticed yet, I'm really weird. But it's okay. It runs in my family. I have some relatives who are even weirder than me, believe it or not.
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Oct 26, 2006 18:57:04 GMT -5
(At youth group...)
Guy who's obviously new to church: What book are we in?
Me: The bible.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2006 11:37:38 GMT -5
*Last night, while watching Fuse's Chemically Dependant Weekend marathon*
Jake: *singing and dancing to Welcome to the Black Parade* What do you think is going to be the next video?
Me: I dunno. *starts singing I'm Not Okay* Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say...
TV: You like DnD, Audrey Hepburn...
Me: OH. Who called it? WHO CALLED IT?!
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Post by kittygirl on Oct 29, 2006 12:36:15 GMT -5
I was singing along with Ashley Simson's song L.O.V.E
Me: L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E!
My Brother: 'Elo, 'Elo, 'Elo, 'Elo Vee Ey!
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My brother: What's Vee Ey?
Me: It's L-O-V-E
My Brother: Yeah. 'elo -- Vee Ey. I don't get it.
Me: The line after that is "I'm talkin' about Love."
My brother: Ohhhh.
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