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Post by Elcie on Sept 10, 2006 17:10:51 GMT -5
On the phone with Rain, playing Kingdom Hearts II.
Rain: *fighting Axel, who said 'BURN!'* ... I think I got it memorized...
POSSIBLE WARPED SPOILERS HERE BASED ON OUR GUESSES FROM THE PROLOGUE OF KHII BEWARE.
Rain: *about the ghost train* It's all Axel's fault! He pushed the wrong buttons... and made a glitch in the program...
Elcie: He wanted to push DiZ's buttons. ^_^ But he pushed the wrong ones. And made a train.
Rain: XD
END POSSIBLY-WARPED SPOILERS
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 10, 2006 17:41:57 GMT -5
*during class: teacher telling us about laws in different countries*
Teacher: Take Europe, for example. When a guy is driving down the road and he sees this pretty girl...
Student: Ooh! I know! Prostituion!
Teacher: o_____o; I was GOING to say you can't honk your horn...
Mom: Can you unload the dishwasher?
Me: Okay...*opens fridge* Wait...this isn't the diswasher <_>
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Post by reinarita on Sept 10, 2006 18:28:37 GMT -5
*during class: teacher telling us about laws in different countries* Teacher: Take Europe, for example. When a guy is driving down the road and he sees this pretty girl... Student: Ooh! I know! Prostituion! Teacher: o_____o; I was GOING to say you can't honk your horn... Mom: Can you unload the dishwasher? Me: Okay...*opens fridge* Wait...this isn't the diswasher <_> I love the first one! xDDDD |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2006 19:16:03 GMT -5
Adam: My heart is like a river of flowing darkness...
Me: Okay you, go to the pink emo corner. >=(
Brittany: Hey, Sammy. I gotta ask you something.
Me: K.
Brittany: Are you and Ray going out?
Me: O________________________________________________o NO. I'm still going out with J.D.
Ray: What did she want?
Me: She wanted to know if we were going out.
Ray: WHAT?!?!
Jake: ICE CREAM TRUCK!
Everyone: *takes out their money*
Me: Hmmm... What to get? *spots a DANNY PHANTOM ICE CREAM* WOAHWHATTHEFRICK?!
Jake: *eating a Danny Phantom ice cream*
Me: ;____________; Don't eat my Danneh... What did he ever do to you?
Ray: So wait, do you love Danny more than J.D.
Me: Of course not! Danny is my cartoon crush. It's very different than real life romance. ^__^
Ray: *on the monkey bars* Crap, my phone dropped.
J.D.: *picks up Ray's phone and runs off*
Me: Aren't you gonna go get your phone back?
Ray: Not yet.
*the music of Ray getting a new text message from his girlfriend plays*
Ray: GIVE ME BACK THE F*CKING CELL. *chases after J.D.*
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Post by Hawk on Sept 11, 2006 20:49:43 GMT -5
A classmate, reading out loud from Raisin in the Sun: This ain't no fly-by-night prostitution!
Everyone else: 0_o
Classmate: Operation! I meant to say operation!
Another classmate, same day, really loudly: Raisins are made from grapes??
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 14, 2006 18:19:40 GMT -5
Girl at my school: I'm sitting with a bunch of freshmen.
Me (a sophomore): *shrug* Give 'em a year, they'll grow out of it.
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Sept 16, 2006 9:21:34 GMT -5
Me: *talking to a boy in my Social Studies class, on our way to the next class* So, what do you have next? Him: Spanish. Me: Ohhh, cool, I do too. Who do you have? Him: ...Mrs. Weeks. Me: OMG YOU'RE IN MY CLASS! I didn't realize that! XD Him: ...yeah... you're in my class.  ; |
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Post by bag on Sept 16, 2006 9:37:07 GMT -5
My sister says a lot of interesting things. XD
Sister: Don't answer the phone. Except for telemarketers. Say, "Hola from Tennesee!" to them.
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Post by Fraze on Sept 16, 2006 20:58:15 GMT -5
NOTE: I don't think I have the video game in question right. It's something like this:
Friend: So, after I finished playing Age of the Gods, I was feeling a bit giddy. I wanted to ask the gods to grant me a quest. I decided on Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades...
Me:...walk into a bar?
There was a great interchange that I'd very much like to put on here...but it would probably be considered too off-color for anywhere but the bloids. (Might be considered racist, but it wasn't meant to be.)
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Sept 19, 2006 18:54:31 GMT -5
My Science Teacher: ...And maybe then ameobas would die. And we'd be sad.
XDDDDDD
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Post by Gail on Oct 9, 2006 17:40:52 GMT -5
Princeton Review Vocab a Minute Special:
"Matriarch copulating snakes on a matriarch copulating plane!"
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Post by Elcie on Oct 10, 2006 20:58:11 GMT -5
Me: Me? Disorganized? Never! I'm all about Organization... ^_~
Dad: *to his voice-recognition phone* Call Cheryl.
Phone: Did you say: call Cheryl sex?
Dad: ... o___O;; ... No. XD
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2006 21:00:15 GMT -5
Me: Uhm, Mr. R.? I was wondering if you could give this note to Joe when you see him today. *hands the note to Mr. R.*
Mr. Rusuki: Sure, but I'm going to have to read it.
Breann: Whyyy? D:
Mr. Rusuki: Y'know... Just to make sure it's not... Talking about... Y'know...
Me: *thinking* OMFGSTFUN00B.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2006 21:57:34 GMT -5
Savannah: ...who made up the word sappy?
Becky: trees
Becky: one tree was like, "i'm all emo" and the other tree was like, "Pine, dude, stop being sappy"
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Oct 13, 2006 15:33:00 GMT -5
Me: *pointing to exponent on board in math, speaking to teacher* Is that a 4 or a 7? ...or a 9? *class laughs*
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