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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Jul 11, 2006 8:52:53 GMT -5
Lemmy's brother: YOU'RE SO CHUUUUUNKY.
Long story. He knows I liked this guy, and so he says that he's "chunky" when he's... uhm... not. So it's become an inside joke. And if you search up "chunky" on iconator, there's an icon saying that with chunky peanut butter. I requested that for him. XDDD
EDIT: He says it with a voice almost like the old voice of Homestarrunner.com's Strong Bad. Pretty funny.
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Post by chiliarches on Jul 12, 2006 21:22:37 GMT -5
[to my sister]
Mom: You should know these things...one fourth is 25 percent, one-third is 33 percent...
Me: 33 point 33 percent.
Mom: Ad infinitum.
Sister: Ka-Ching!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2006 10:36:07 GMT -5
The other day I was downtown with my friends Anna and Andy:
Me: I'm hungry.
Andy: You are so purple.
...I don't get it either
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Post by bag on Jul 13, 2006 12:45:38 GMT -5
This was a discussion on neo about how my friend ripped off my sig: Friend: Sorry  i was in a creative slump  Me: Well, then don't slump again. >_< Friend: *slumps in chair* DARN IT! I slumped again! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2006 13:39:36 GMT -5
Me: Hmm... I want Kit-Kats. Now where'd they go? *sees a bag* Oh, those most be my Kit-Kats! *searches through the bag and takes out a pack of pencils and pens* Heeeeyyy... These aren't my Kit-Kats! Sammy is kinda' obsessed with Kit-Kats right now, so she bought like an 8-pack of mini bars.  Rose: *waving to the cars* Hey, I wave to them, but none wave back. Why'd they all wave to you? Me: Because I'm cute and adorable. Rose: No you're not. Me: Yes I am. Johanna, am I cute and adorable? Johanna: No. Me: Hmph. JD, am I cute and adorable? JD: *says nothing but smiles at me* Me:  Johanna: Oh look a pole. I'ma gonna go pole dance. Noreen: Hey Sammy, long time no see. You gonna do the productions next year? Me: Heck yeah. Noreen: *to JD* You gonna do the productions, too? JD: Yeah. Noreen: *to Johanna* And... Wait, you weren't in the productions. Ajon: Hey Sammy, isn't that little guy the kid that was up on the crate doin' the break dancing? Me: Yush. That's my brother. Ajon: Really? Me: [sarcasm] No, I'm just saying that. Ajon: Oh, okay. Me: YESHE'SMYBROTHERYOUDOPE. |
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Post by Fj0rd on Jul 13, 2006 18:34:00 GMT -5
[to the Broadcast Journalism students in our class today; we had to tell the camera our favorite male celebrity if we were female, and then the one guy in the class had to say his favorite female celebrity]
Kelly: SHAKESPEARE'S A HOTTIE!
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Post by Briefly Squirrel on Jul 13, 2006 21:36:05 GMT -5
[to the Broadcast Journalism students in our class today; we had to tell the camera our favorite male celebrity if we were female, and then the one guy in the class had to say his favorite female celebrity] Kelly: SHAKESPEARE'S A HOTTIE! ...I know a girl who had a crush on Shakespeare when she was little. I gave her a really hard time about it when I found out since it was the cutest thing ever. Okay, now this one is kinda mean, but, *cough* I am mean, so, eh. Sister: I think Greg [her boyfriend] is going to try to work at Walmart. Me: Well, good luck with that. Sister: Yeah, but I'm not sure how it will go since he'll only be able to work for them for three weeks. Me: Well, they hire a lot of old people and you never know how long they're going to be working... Sister: ... *laughs* |
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Post by bag on Jul 15, 2006 7:03:35 GMT -5
Me & my sister were spinning around a cousin in a rolling chair:
Cousin: I spin-id-id-did!
Me: What the heck? XD
That was funny because he's 11.
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Post by Elcie on Jul 15, 2006 10:27:10 GMT -5
Grandma: Is the Narnia movie out yet on DVD? I don't think so... Me: Yeah, we have it... I think you gave it to us XD I was at the playground with some little kids that I was babysitting, and this random boy walks up to me... Little boy: My brother's real mean, so you punch him hard. You punch him to Africa. Me: Um, okay...  ;;; *backawayslowly* Other kids: XDDD |
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Post by Nimras on Jul 15, 2006 15:46:02 GMT -5
*In the car... "Funky Town" came on the radio*
Me: Why on earth would you want someone to take you to Monkey Town?
Husband: .... What?
Me: The song! She's asking people to take her to Monkey Town.
Husband: ... Funky Town, Nim.
Me: Is that what she's saying? ... But that doesn't make sense either!
(I should note, I have a slight hearing problem...)
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Post by Danish Demon on Jul 16, 2006 17:52:05 GMT -5
These are pretty old, but I still think they're somewhat funny.
This is the situation: My friend and I spent a pause in school playing hangman on the blackboard (guess we got bored), and I guessed everything that she wrote.
Mie (the friend): Helle is not fun to play this game with! *Writes a new 'sentence'* "----- -- --- --- -- ---- ---- ---- ----"
Me: Is it "Helle is not fun to play this game with"?
Mie: I hate you
At lunchtime, some of the girls in my class was trying to check if a sentence, Julie had said, could be misunderstood:
Pernille: Thor! Julie's little brother was sitting alone, playing by himself! (In Danish, that'd be the same as playing with himself)
Thor: That's gross!
Julie: No, he was playing with his toy!
Thor: Will you stop that? I'm trying to eat over here!
I'm not sure if it can be understood the exact same way in English, but in Danish it was just hilarious XD And they actually had it going for some more time, I just cut it down a little.
Fie and I was playing Super Smash Brothers on her gamecube, Zelda vs Zelda
Both of us: *raises arm, fist closed* *yells* B***FIGHT!
That was really weird! The fight had been going on for, what, 15 minutes (neverending amount of lifes), and we hadn't talked about doing it beforehand o.O
Okay, last one:
My sister and I had been seeing Toy Story, and for the next 2 days we'd go around saying "Ooooooooh!" at the same time, just like those little green aliens. None of us ever said it without the other saying it too, and we never planned to do it... Kinda creepy, really.
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Post by Elcie on Jul 19, 2006 9:27:23 GMT -5
Hehehehe. Quotes from the Elcie and Rain sleepover...
Elcie and Rain: Organization II - CHERRY MANEUVER!!! x3
Elcie: I mean, imagine cosplaying in a skirt as short as Tohru's...
Rain: But - Sora doesn't wear a skirt!
Elcie: XDDDDD!
Rain: SORA IN A KILT! SORA IN A KILT!
Elcie: Heehee Ansem's like "I'm a little teapot!" and Riku's like "MAKE IT STOOOPP!"
*few minutes later*
Rain: I'm a little teapot...
Elcie: XDDDDD!
Rain: But evil villains aren't supposed to laugh when they torture their victims!
Elcie: Um, yes they are. ^_^ They're all like "MUAHAHAHA!"
Rain: But they don't GIGGLE.
Elcie: Hehe... Ansem's all "RAWR! ... teehee."
Elcie and Rain: *waving at the sky* HI RIKU! HI MICKEY!
(For the record, the sky was looking all weird and cool and split in half and shiny, and I was like "Look! Kingdom Hearts!" ... Yeah. That won't make any sense unless you've finished the game. >>)
Rain: Your dog is in league with Ansem!
Elcie: She... SHE'S A MEANYHEAD. ;_;
(And my dog really isn't mean or anything, she's the sweetest thing EVER. XD)
Elcie and Rain: LET'S GO MUG THE SCULLERY MAIDS! =DDD
Rain: He is killing my minions. >_<
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Post by aidankun on Jul 19, 2006 21:49:24 GMT -5
This one's pretty long... It's a phone conversation I had a couple months ago.
Me: I want an octopus.
Leigh: ... An octopus?
Me: Yeah. As a pet. There's this one with blue circles on it and when something gets too close the rings go vwoom vwoom vwoom and get all glowy and stuff and they're poisonous so you'd have to be careful around them.
Leigh: ... An octopus.
Me: Yeah! They're cute and pretty and really smart and they can change color and stuff!
Leigh: What would you name an octopus?
Me: I dunno, Ringy?
Leigh: RINGY? Oh, well THAT'S original. Why don't you just get a cat and name it Cat? Or a dog and name it Dog?
Me: Hey, you only gave me a second to think, give me a break! ... I know, I'd name it Taco!
Leigh: ... Taco.
Me: Yeah, you know, like Taco the Octopus from Newgrounds? 'Hello, I'm Taco the Octopus, and tonight I'll be making your dinner!'
Leigh: (laughing rather loudly at this point) Oh, that's great. It could cook you meals and stuff! It's like, you're dead, and someone asks 'How'd you die?' and you say 'Oh, Taco killed me with a taco and put poison in the taco and now I'm dead 'cause of Taco's taco.'.
*both of us dissolve into laughter*
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Jul 20, 2006 8:23:54 GMT -5
Me (last night, randomly): Maybe someday, I'll be a ninja. Lemmy's mom: ...what? Lemmy's brother: Where did that come from? Me: I dunno...
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Post by bag on Jul 20, 2006 8:37:22 GMT -5
Mom: You two better get ready now!
Me: But your bed is more important than clothing!
EDIT: I was in pajamas at that time. >_>
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;;; *backawayslowly*
