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Post by Squirrelgirl on Jun 9, 2006 21:02:17 GMT -5
This happened upon my friend (Isabel) seeing a teacher that she was trying to avoid, ducking behind me and another friend (Lina), and telling us to start talking so she didn't notice her.
Lina: So... How's your day Squirrel?
Me: *stammers for a second, then starts to speak really loud* Good! There were clouds, and trees, and birds!
Lina and Isabel: *stare at me and try not to laugh*
Then we get out of earshot and they both burst out in laughter and ask me what I was thinking. I'm not tactful... ^_^;
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Post by kittygirl on Jun 10, 2006 22:21:14 GMT -5
My brother (mis)-reading lines from a play: And then rain fell upon the earth as God releaved himself.
It was supposed to be revealed. XDD
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Post by william on Jul 1, 2006 16:21:55 GMT -5
In physics, we were giving a PowerPoint presentation, on the projector.
Mr English: OK, just get the files off you USB drive, and play the powerpoint.
Josh: *Opens USB drive*
And it was seriously organised XD Like, two folders for School and Home, then in each, a folder for each school subject XD.
Me: Do you have like, OCD?
Josh: ...Yeah XD
And he's not the type you'd expect to be so organised XD
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2006 19:27:20 GMT -5
Me: *reading her PM from Rider* Hey Jake, come here a second!
Jake: Whaaat??
Me: *kicks him in the shin* That's from Rider.
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Post by bag on Jul 2, 2006 8:05:43 GMT -5
Little kids will do weird things:
Kid: That's it! *puts on livestrong band*
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Post by Lord of the Frogs is Yellow on Jul 2, 2006 17:00:15 GMT -5
We went to the aquarium today and I was talking about getting a job there. Me: "I don't know if I need to be like, a marine expert to work here." Mom: "You don't need to know anything about the animals to sell food at the concession stand." Sister: "Yes you do! *strikes a Zen pose* In order to sell the chicken nugget you must BECOME the chicken nugget!!" Me:  EDIT: And today, this one: Me: Ugh, I hate pimples. Sister: Yeah, I know, so do I. Me: You're too young to get pimples yet! Sister: I know, I meant yours. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2006 21:44:05 GMT -5
Me: *pretending to be a dead dog* *don't ask* darn, I broke my legs. ...Someone castrate me, plz? ... OH GOD I MEANT CREMATE.
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Post by Elcie on Jul 7, 2006 21:00:29 GMT -5
These are some quotes by Rachel (age 7), Hannah (age 5) and Sarah (age 3). Most of them are inside jokes and have been repeated countless times by the other sisters. ^_^
Sarah: I'm drawing a Christopher-Sporticus!
(later)
Rachel: Remember when Sarah said, "I'm drawing a Christopher-Sporticus!"
Me: Maybe she should draw a Millie-Stephanie next. ^_^
Rachel: Jimmy, make Superman real! ((There was nobody named Jimmy present.))
Rachel: Lois? I thought her name was Boneless!
Hannah: I was holding the caterpillar, and I was holding him real tight in my hands so he wouldn't get away and then I felt him crawling inside my hands and trying to get out through a little tiny hole, so then I thought "Oh, no! He's trying to get away! I should give him back to Amy!" and then I ran up to you and I was like "Amy! Take the caterpillar, quick!" ((Only... expanded muchly. xDDD))
Sarah: It's a pukey planet!
Rachel: Blaaaaah!
Hannah: Pretend the puppy was all melted.
... Those are all I can remember now xD
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Post by Warlock on Jul 7, 2006 21:10:56 GMT -5
Myself and my little sister (aged 6 at the time)
Me: *playing war-games with my older brother* I disagree, we need our captains to move their armies to the North.
Sister: ... What about their leggies? do they go north too?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2006 21:54:34 GMT -5
In the Superman Returns movie theater:
Lois Lane: The world doesn't need a savior. And neither do I.
Brother: [leans over in the theater, silly voice] What about Jesus Christ?
Me: [laughs] Shh!
Later that night...
Mom: Don't eat any of these marshmallows, I need them for rice krispy treats tomorrow.
Me: [in my own world, quoting brother's line] "What about Jesus Christ?"
Mom: No, Jesus can't have them either.
I'm sorry if that offended anyone. I just thought it was funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2006 21:57:00 GMT -5
Myself and my little sister (aged 6 at the time) Me: *playing war-games with my older brother* I disagree, we need our captains to move their armies to the North. Sister: ... What about their leggies? do they go north too? Oh man! That is soooooo funny!!!  |
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Post by Warlock on Jul 9, 2006 2:34:22 GMT -5
Myself and my little sister (aged 6 at the time) Me: *playing war-games with my older brother* I disagree, we need our captains to move their armies to the North. Sister: ... What about their leggies? do they go north too? Oh man! That is soooooo funny!!! *lol* Thanks Mobil. I laughed at her and my bro stared at her *lol* She couldnt for the life of her work out why we were laughing |
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Post by bag on Jul 10, 2006 8:27:26 GMT -5
I was at a pizza dinner for my sister's softball team last night. There was a crane machine there:
Girl (after yet somebody else's failure): It doesn't close up all the way!
Girl 2: Yeah, that's why they have that "Play at your own risk" sign.
Me: You still haven't figured out it's a ripoff yet?
Sorry, but this may offend some of you, perhaps:
Mom: *looking through Sunday ads in newspaper* Look at this! *points to bandages* They've finally made other skin-colored bandages!
Me: Really? That's kind of odd.
Mom: Well, how would you like it if you were an African-American and had to wear our flesh-colored bandages?
Me: So you're saying that bandages have been racist for the past whatever number of years?
Mom: Exactly.
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Post by Squirrelgirl on Jul 10, 2006 9:16:56 GMT -5
Compliments to Playmobil for the Jesus comment, and compliments to bag for the racist bandages. I burst out laughing for each.
*my dad and I watching the World Cup, my father watching it to humor me, me watching it since my friends are huge soccer fans and wanted me to give it a chance*
Dad: Anyone who likes soccer better than football is a Communist.
Me: Well, dad, then my friends are all Communists.
Dad: *shrug*
Oh, and this one I had been giving my mom a hard time about how neurotic she gets when my sister drives.
Me: Mom, it has nothing to do with how Michelle drives, it has to do with you not driving.
Mom: *shakes head*
Me: No seriously! Jesus Christ could come down from the Heavens and take the wheel and you would still be paranoid. Jesus Christ could come down with a fleet of angels surrounding the car, and then drive and you would still be paranoid. God could send downa beam of light and say, "Thou shalt not have any wrecks in this car," and you would still be paraniod. You're just crazy!
Radio: *plays in cars* Here in my car, I feel safest of all...
Me and mom: *glance*
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Post by bag on Jul 11, 2006 6:23:29 GMT -5
Bloids invade real life:
This one guy (on the news): *talking about how the gay games will bring everybody together*
Me: Yeah, nothing like the gay games for the city to "come together".
Dad (talking to sister, but not serious): If you don't go to bed, we'll have to put you on the naughty step. If you don't stay on the step, we'll put you on the Pain-In-The-A** step, which is the second one. (that was from Supernanny, minus step 2)
LATER:
Me: And if I don't wash those parts?
Mom: Then you'll have to go on...the dirty naughty bit step, which is the third one.
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