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Post by Strife on Apr 15, 2006 18:10:47 GMT -5
Not too long ago I lost the box in which I keep my coin collection, and I was looking around for it...
Me (to my sister): MOOSE! Where's my chest?
Sister: Under your shirt.
Me: NO! The chest with the coins in it!
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Post by Nimras on Apr 15, 2006 20:02:40 GMT -5
Jetlag and G. I. Joe's don't mix well. This was last week when I was up at my parents house.
Me: I don't see any adjustable wenches.
Dad: ... Do you mean wrenches?
Me: I can't find those either!
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Post by Elcie on Apr 16, 2006 13:43:53 GMT -5
Mom: *trying to point someone out to me* See that guy over there? In the suit?
Me: Yes... XD
(It was during the Easter Sunday church service. Every guy in sight was wearing a suit. XD)
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Apr 17, 2006 19:51:59 GMT -5
Over email Aunt: *shows picture of Baby!Patrick crying* Me: I look so young and... restless!  Aunt: …..and you were all mine……………………….that’s how I put you to sleep……………….only thing is there was liquor in that baby bottle!!!!! Me: I don't doubt for a second there wasn't!!! |
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Post by bag on Apr 18, 2006 6:07:19 GMT -5
Cousin: Teagan, do you have your pillow? Me: Oh, I thought it was my sister's, I threw it in the house foundation/swimming pool behind us! (because it rained yesterday and it looked like one...XD) I love the newbie boards: Topic: DO U KNO DAT I SO SMAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Post 1: LiiK3 0MfGzZ SuuPP bAbii?¿ 2: HELO!!!!!!!!!! ETC. A few minutes later: Another post: I NOT A NOOB!!!!!!N Y DO ALL DA PPL PUT NOOB LYKE DAT>  ? Afterwards: I CEN TROW A PEENUT POOP AT YOU WIT YELOOW DOTS How smat. XD |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2006 21:17:33 GMT -5
I was walking home with Ray and J.D. (well Ray was coming over so we could work on our reports, and J.D. walks me home everyday...) and it was raelly funny.  J.D.: I can't get any service in the Highschool. Me: You can in the bathrooms. When Xanthe had a crush on Semone, she'd like text message him everyday in the bathroom. Ray: Who's Semone? Me: He's the Lights Manager. He's a 12th grader. Ray:  Well, that figures. Me: Yeah, and she was flirting with him at the cast party! And she had a crush on Menta! J.D.: Yeah, and she got seriously tinkled when she found out he already has a girlfriend! Ray: How'd you know about that? J.D.: I was the one who told Menta! ^_^ |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2006 6:01:48 GMT -5
Me: Secret note, secret note, secret note, secret note..
Patrick's Sister: Stooop!
Me: Secret note, secret note, secret note, secret note! Is it... Victoria's Secret.... note?!?! It's a secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret no-note! It's a secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret no-note! It's a secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret no-note! Oh it's a Piiichu, piiichu, and Mummified Jellyyyyy!
Patrick's Sister: D:
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Post by fipples~ on Apr 25, 2006 14:50:01 GMT -5
Today, at school, we had this sort of thing where a few girls of my class (including me) sort of... um... I don't know the word for it. I suppose it's like... coaching? Tutoring? I dunno. Anyway, once a week we do that with little kids, it's on the computers (because their teacher is a computers teacher and it's part of it). Anyway, this time we went to this sort of learning site, and there was a "Quiz Yourself" kind of thing. So they had really weird options on some. For example...
Question: How (or why?) did dinosaurs get extinct?
One of the options for answers: They were wild drivers.
And on another:
Question: What is [one of] a dog's natural reaction?
One of the options: Drooling orange juice at the sight of food.
And others like that.
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Apr 27, 2006 23:16:03 GMT -5
Sister: *gasp!shock* Your computer is turned off! How did this miracle happen?! Me: Oh, yes. It froze! ;__; I was going to restart it. Sister: I knew it was too good to be true...  |
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Post by bag on Apr 28, 2006 6:03:44 GMT -5
We were talking about MySpace and its dangers in school this week:
Girl #1: But my profile is hidden!!
Teacher: But there are people who still can get in there...[[[[yes, she meant hackers.]]]]]
Girl #2: But my profile is hidden....
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on May 1, 2006 17:24:16 GMT -5
[glow=hotpink,2,300]Mum: What's that in the cabinet? Patrick: Estrogen elastin. Mum: Oh. *walks away* -----10 minutes later----- Patrick: ... I said estrogen elastin, didn't I? Mum: Yes. Patrick: Okay. Collagen elastin... -----Back In December, with Patrick's cast (complete with false signatures)----- Kid # 1: Whoa, dude, how'd you get Laura Bush to sign your cast? Patrick: ... She lives next door. Kid # 2: Who's Laura Bush? Patrick: ... n:  Oh, she sings that song! Never heard it? [/glow] |
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Post by Fj0rd on May 1, 2006 17:31:59 GMT -5
Fj0rd's dad: *to random guy at his work* This is my daughter... hey, you live near a golf course, don't you?
Random guy: Yes, I do.
Fj0rd's dad: Do you know what the rules are for if you hit a duck?
Random guy: Like, do you have to take a penalty stroke?
FD: Well, if you go from where it drops or where the duck was.
RG: I suppose where it drops... unless the duck, like, picks it up in its beak and tries to move it... but I don't really play golf that much, I couldn't say.
FD: *turns to random guy 2* What about you? Do you play golf?
RG2: Yeah, I don't know about rules concerning... waterfowl....
FD: No waterfowl rules? Pity.
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Post by Ginz ❤ on May 1, 2006 18:47:44 GMT -5
Mom: Having fun with your pill?
Me: o__O? ... *bursts out laughing* TABLET! XDDD
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Post by Elcie on May 3, 2006 6:10:20 GMT -5
Fj0rd's dad: *to random guy at his work* This is my daughter... hey, you live near a golf course, don't you? Random guy: Yes, I do. Fj0rd's dad: Do you know what the rules are for if you hit a duck? Random guy: Like, do you have to take a penalty stroke? FD: Well, if you go from where it drops or where the duck was. RG: I suppose where it drops... unless the duck, like, picks it up in its beak and tries to move it... but I don't really play golf that much, I couldn't say. FD: *turns to random guy 2* What about you? Do you play golf? RG2: Yeah, I don't know about rules concerning... waterfowl.... FD: No waterfowl rules? Pity. XDDD Your dad is awesome. |
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Post by Will on May 5, 2006 12:52:38 GMT -5
Fj0rd's dad: *to random guy at his work* This is my daughter... hey, you live near a golf course, don't you? Random guy: Yes, I do. Fj0rd's dad: Do you know what the rules are for if you hit a duck? Random guy: Like, do you have to take a penalty stroke? FD: Well, if you go from where it drops or where the duck was. RG: I suppose where it drops... unless the duck, like, picks it up in its beak and tries to move it... but I don't really play golf that much, I couldn't say. FD: *turns to random guy 2* What about you? Do you play golf? RG2: Yeah, I don't know about rules concerning... waterfowl.... FD: No waterfowl rules? Pity. ...Wait, what? XD Until like, half way through that, I thought you meant, like, a fowl...foul shot XD No pun intended. Because in cricket, I think if you get out with no runs that's a duck...but then I realised you actually meant an actual duck. XD |
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Well, that figures. 
Oh, she sings that song! Never heard it?