More "Things People Say"

[Elcie]

Rain and I have really weird conversations via IM. XDXD

Elycien (4/3/2006 7:39:51 PM): ... Airships and phoenixes. *nodnod* Something that all my stories will probably involve. They're just too cool to pass up.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:39:59 PM): Airships in phoenixes! =D =D
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:40:04 PM): *Phoenixes in airships
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:40:07 PM): XDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Rain (4/3/2006 7:40:36 PM): ....XD! Phoenix: *go poof from the airship*
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:41:06 PM): ... Phoenixes are like Aslan's country. *nodnod* They must be bigger on the inside than on the outside! =D
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:41:17 PM): *imagines a phoenix eating an airship in one bite* XDDD
Rain (4/3/2006 7:42:58 PM): That would mean that Kiddo could eat your puny pirate ship and suffer no harm. GO NINJAS.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:43:30 PM): Nah, she's a fox-phoenix-fae-thing which I'm sure is different. >_>
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:44:00 PM): ... But Tharaide could. :3 And I bet Tharaide would be a pirate given the choice. At least, she would after meeting Shigure, which is what counts. NYEH. X3
Rain (4/3/2006 7:44:54 PM): Nah. The fox side might limit size a bit, but since Aslan's country is, em, large, I don't think that would harm it at all. ^_^ ...And Fae means.. faerie, right? I'm never sure and it mixes me all up. >>
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:45:13 PM): Basically, yeah. *nods*
Rain (4/3/2006 7:46:41 PM): Okay, then. And faeries are normally magical, so that can count out the fox limiting bit! So, in all, Kiddo's a pheonix that can swallow your puny ship. Hahahaha for my rationalizing.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:46:48 PM): I like moss. ^_^
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:47:08 PM): Besides, we don't ride an airship. We ride a ship ship. Which isn't as fun, but heh... And if we got eaten, Richard Simmons would set her stomach on fire. ^_^
Rain (4/3/2006 7:47:12 PM): Mmhmm. I bet it's tasty.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:47:20 PM): TIS FUZZEH AND GREEN <3 <3
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:47:22 PM): *random*
Rain (4/3/2006 7:47:58 PM): But her stomach is, if it's like Aslan's country, not looking like a stomach and would just ruin the place you'd have to live in for the rest of your natural lives.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:48:50 PM): I never said that her stomach is Aslan's country, I just said that it was LIKE that 'cause it was bigger on the inside than on the outside. x3 So we technically could set her stomach on fire.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:49:55 PM): Besides, Ikkin and Kat are both pirates AND the forum's most infamous godmoders. XD I doubt they could be defeated by a magical expanding stomach...
Rain (4/3/2006 7:49:58 PM): I never said it was either. ^_^ It's just a country in which you can live. Nothing like his country. So again, though it would also cause her pain, you setting fire to it would only ruin your home.
Rain (4/3/2006 7:50:28 PM): Godmoding being what in real life?
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:50:51 PM): ... Incredible awesome magic sk33lz?
Rain (4/3/2006 7:51:13 PM): Magic being what in real life?
Rain (4/3/2006 7:51:18 PM): ^_^
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:51:20 PM): Phoenixes being what in real life? X3
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:51:38 PM): ... HA I WEEN
Rain (4/3/2006 7:51:42 PM): The forum being what in real life? (This I can answer.) Text.
Rain (4/3/2006 7:51:56 PM): ......
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:51:59 PM): DON'T RUIN MY DELUSIONS ;_;
Rain (4/3/2006 7:52:11 PM): ^______________^ HA I WEEN.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:53:07 PM): Besides, the forum in essence is far more than text. Just as people in essence are far more than a few varieties of cell tissue. ^_^
Rain (4/3/2006 7:53:11 PM): We should post this on the 'bloids
Rain (4/3/2006 7:53:14 PM): *'bloids.
Elycien (4/3/2006 7:53:36 PM): We totally should ^_^

[Fj0rd]

elycien said:

Rain (4/3/2006 7:44:54 PM): Nah. The fox side might limit size a bit, but since Aslan's country is, em, large, I don't think that would harm it at all. ^_^ ...And Fae means.. faerie, right? I'm never sure and it mixes me all up. >>

Faerie or female (in "wolf-speak"). Apparently.
*is always confused by that too*

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In the car
Eric: Mom, can I have some gum?
Mom: There's only one piece left...
Eric: Soooo, who's gonna get it?
Mom *turns around, chewing it already* *cheesy smile* I don't know!

[Frozen]

Sister: To be very close to someone, you need to do bondage.

(She meant to say 'bonding')

[william]

Tom: (singing) Far, near, wherever you are!
Me: I think you did that wrong.

[kittygirl]

Friend: *pointing at me* Look! It's a thing like me!
Kitty: o_0 Are there any other things like us?
Friend: Just that one. *points*

She ment freshmen. There were very few.

Guy: What are boobs made of?
Girl: o_0 Don't ever talk to me again.
Guy: Ok, I'm Eric.
(And that is how their friendship started XD)

[Elcie]

(part of a much longer conversation)
Michael: I bet you bake things all the time!
Julia: Sorry, I didn't have time to bake cookies last night, I was walking my dog in the graveyard. *we start walking away*
Michael: *following* And you say I'M creepy?!
Me: Yes, because you're stalking her! XD
Julia: *to me* We're being stalked.
Me: Interesting... typically I'm on the other end of that sort of relationship.

Julia: We'd better go talk to Bridget ((her sister)) or she'll get mad.
Me: What's with you? XD You're seeking out all the people that you don't like. Michael, Bridget... are you crazy? No, wait, I already know the answer to that one...

[Gail]

What my friend said that people said on a cruise:
Lady: "No Racheal. We're not going to the Caribbean. We're going to the Bahamas."

*The girl asks what the difference is*

Lady: "Well, Racheal, there's a difference in location."

[william]

Dad: Will, have you ever been to an auction?
Me: Yeah, with grand-dad.
Dad: You have to be careful when you go to them, you mustn't scratch your nose or anything, or you'll end up buying an elephant.

Dad: Do you know what a reverse raffle is?
Me: Is it when instead of everyone getting a ticket, and then if you win you get a bottle of wine, everyone gives them a bottle of wine and if you win, they give you a ticket?
My sister: *bursts out laughing*

Then my mum made some... unfortunate comments about gypsies... but they're not for here XD

[Elcie]

*when I was going to the office*
Julia: Wow, you've gotten called to the office a lot today. What'd you do this time?
Me: I dunno...
Julia: *whispering* They found out about the bomb.
Me: Oh noes! Whatever shall we do? x3

Jake: Oh, and we got to meet Dick the nut farmer!
((Long story. XDDD To cut it short, over spring break in Louisiana, Jake and the rest of the kids who'd gone on that trip met this almond farmer named Dick. XDXD So funny.))

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In history class, we were going over certain rules about manners in the Renaissance.

Jake: *is reading a rule about manners* Do not clean your teeth with your finger or your napkin.
Mrs. Lindsay: And would that be a good rule for today?
Jake: Yes, because today, you can just use a toothpick or ...drink liquor.

[william]

Grandma: Y'know, it's like bolting the stable door when the horse has run away.
Grandpa: It's like what?
Me: She means it's like closing the stable door when the horse has bolted.

XD

[Speck]

Something my dad said to me the day after "Little Shop of Horrors" ended...

Dad: Y'know, Erin, if you cleaned your room you might suddenly see more.

(For anyone who does not get the pun, there's a number in Little Shop titled "Suddenly Seymour.")

[Elcie]

Me: *doodles hearts on Julia's desk*
Julia: STOP THAT!
Me: X3
*later*
Me: *plays with my pencil*
Julia: Stoooop! D:
Me: I wasn't even doing anything. XD I was playing with my pencil.
Daniel: *snrk*
Julia: Well, play over there. And draw on that desk. Not mine.
Me: Yay! *scribble* Can I write "Julia R loves Joe B?"
Julia: ;;
Daniel: What about Joe B?
Julia: She hates him and I hate him...
Me: And I was asking her if I could write "Julia R loves Joe B" on that desk over there.
Daniel: Hey, I hate him too.
Julia: We should start a club. =D It could get a lot of members. It might even be more popular than the Math club!
Daniel: I can see it now! "Hey, this Saturday we're going to the state We Hate Joe Club competition..."

I'm at my locker, and then David and Daniel walk up to their lockers nearby...

Daniel A: *to David* So you're obsessed with Anthony's mom?
Me: *thinking* Whatthecheese?!

[william]

I was watching TV with the earphones, my grandma was just looking at the pictures. Threre was a news report about an albino wallaby.

Nan: That's a funny looking cat, it looks like a rabbit!
Me: It's a WALLABY.

XD