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Post by Elcie on Mar 11, 2006 10:28:11 GMT -5
Why yes, I DO feel the need to post twice in a row in one day! Teacher: I have a friend who's really "health-conscious", and says that whenever she bakes apple pie, she leaves the apples unpeeled, so that the nutrients stay in. I say that apple pies aren't meant to be nutritious: they're desserts! They're meant to taste good! So, when I bake an apple pie, I peel the apples! Me: *Claps* XD The funny thing is, there's a guy in my class that I can so see doing that. And his name's Ben... heh. XDD |
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Mar 11, 2006 13:33:26 GMT -5
About the third time this year: Some kid: Are you a boy or a girl? This was a while ago... I was helping my teacher while babysitting was going on at school. Little girl, maybe 7: Don't worry, Bobby, there's another boy here! *points to me* Little boy: No, that's a girl! Little girl: No... |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 12, 2006 12:09:48 GMT -5
If you are interested in goth/emo culture, pleace don't take the following too seriously:
Garret: There's one thing everyone can agree on: emo people should die!
Me: ... and what do emo people think about this?
Garret: Aren't you listening? Emo people want to die, and everyone else wants emo people to die!
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Post by Psycho on Mar 12, 2006 22:04:37 GMT -5
At Latin Convention:
"Hey Alex, do you want to go conjugate with me?"
"Sorry I have to decline."
XDDD
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Post by ecicca on Mar 13, 2006 11:39:44 GMT -5
If you are interested in goth/emo culture, pleace don't take the following too seriously: Garret: There's one thing everyone can agree on: emo people should die! Me: ... and what do emo people think about this? Garret: Aren't you listening? Emo people want to die, and everyone else wants emo people to die! Hahaha! (Why did you include goth in that?  ) Oh and ~ Some girl walking behind me says to her friend: Is that a girl, or what..? She then proceeds to walk in front of me and gives me the weirdest look ever XDXDXD |
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Post by william on Mar 13, 2006 14:11:23 GMT -5
I went to a debate today about independant schools.
Mr McGinty: Now, you see, independt schools are provinding a service for children. As an independant school teacher, you could say that I'm servicing your children.
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
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Post by Elcie on Mar 13, 2006 15:57:18 GMT -5
Ben: Rent? You mean that movie where they all have sex and get AIDS and then DIE? Or not, but yeah...
XDXD I only caught part of the conversation but it was so funny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2006 19:59:35 GMT -5
Mom: Hey Sammy, look what I found; my old scrapbook. I can't believe I kept these things in here. *takes out a newspaper*
Me: "I Shot John Lenon?"
Mom: Yeah. ^_^
Me: Someone shot him?
Mom: Yeah, back in 1989 or so.
Me: I thought he was still alive. Like, he had big glasses...
Mom: Uhm, no... He's dead.
Me: Then why do I keep on seeing him on TV?
Mom: That's Elton John.
Me: Oh. XDDD
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Post by william on Mar 15, 2006 14:29:46 GMT -5
Someone was hitting Mark today (emo).
Me: Stop hurting that emo!.... He'll hurt himself!
In RE, we were talking about reincarnation.
Tom: How can a flower lead a bad life?
Miss: No, everyone has a Dharma. It means your duty in life. If you fulfill your Dharma, then you will be reincarnated as something good, so even a mentally dumb person can fulfill their Dharma, because it will be different from other people's.
(everyone laughs, and looks at Siddy)
Miss: Sorry, was I looking at Siddy when I said that? *laughs*
Siddy: *turns bright red*
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Post by ecicca on Mar 15, 2006 14:40:44 GMT -5
Some chav comes up to Drew, who always carries his guitar around in his guitar case with him...
Chav: do you smoke?
Drew: No...
Chav: I'll swap you 6 fags for that *points to guitar case*
Drew: My piano? No. I don't smoke.
The chav then proceeds to BELIEVE it's a piano... and keeps asking...
Chav: *steals drews hat* oh my god you have long hair! Are you gay?
Drew: er, no. *takes hat back*
Daniel then comes!
Chav: *pushes Daniel up against the wall*
Everyone: Woah, he's trying to rape Daniel!
then the chav backs off, then Daniel goes right up to the chav and starts biggin' up to him, and decides to speak "gangsta" to him.
Daniel: Wot do you fink you're doin dan innit brap brap I'll pop a cap in yo ass!
Chav: AND WHAT!
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Post by william on Mar 15, 2006 14:48:25 GMT -5
In English, people seem to always alter what's written on the board.
Maths teacher, reading the English prep:...hm... ((It says, 'Read the bible twice, and write out the dicitionary').
Izzy: Oh yeah, I wrote that XD
Teacher: I was going to say! XD
In english, the homework was to research homophones, and someone changed it to 'research homophobes', and another teacher came in, and looked at it funnily until someone explained XD
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Post by Elcie on Mar 15, 2006 16:11:01 GMT -5
Andrew: *looking in microscope* OMG! Mrs. Cloud, come here, what is this thing I'm looking at? OMG it's so awesome! XD
Mrs. Cloud: ... That's the edge of your slide.
Andrew: Oh...
Everyone else: XDDDDDD
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Post by puzz on Mar 16, 2006 23:47:01 GMT -5
Nicole: I wish I had emo grass. Then it would cut itself.
(The following is set on a bus)
Little kid: I have gumballs in my pocket!
Creepy guy: Hey, I like gumballs too!
My mom: (whispering to me) Yes, but I bet his have drugs in them.
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Post by william on Mar 17, 2006 15:33:53 GMT -5
Me: Today in school, people stapled each other.
Leoness: Guess they got ink all over then xD
Me: .... do you know what staples are?
At school:
Andy: I have to see Mr Brown later.
Me: Is that the short fat albino guy?
Andy: You're so critical when you describe people, he's nice.
Me: I'm sorry, I meant the short fat albino guy, who's actually a very nice man!
Andy: *bursts out laughing*
XD
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Post by bag on Mar 18, 2006 8:07:05 GMT -5
(sister telling my mom how she wants to come back to restaurant again)
Me: Please, can we not come back here again?
Mom (looking stumped) Why?
Me: The food was good, but that armadillo was creepy! It had that huge smile...
NOTE: There was an armadillo mascot there. It was really creepy.
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