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Post by Fj0rd on Mar 6, 2006 16:49:12 GMT -5
We were working on a puzzle, for no apparent reason...
Aspen: Look, here's a piece!
Naomi: It looks like your head. *not looking up*
Aspen: No, it looks like YOUR head!
Naomi: No it doesn't!
(Later)
Aspen: Oh! I know what piece we need here, the one that looks like my head! Okay, where'd my head go...
Also...
Aspen: Well, thanks for ruining my life.
Naomi: You're welcome!
Me: That'll be $5.95, please...
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Post by aerisangel01 on Mar 6, 2006 17:03:35 GMT -5
This event should tell you effectively that I truly AM a wierdo in real life... (and a bit of a jerk...)
Marie-Ève: I've got a luxury purse lately!
Me: Luxuries item are made to be as cheap as possible to produce, and sold as high as possible. -actually true-
Marie-Ève: Not true! My purse's not cheap, did you even see it!?
Me: No.
Marie-Ève: Here, look at that! *show me a pink purse made of what seems to be plastic with big "amethyst" in it.
Me: It's freacking ugly. Just show me it closer to see, I wanna see if the stones are real... I know a bit about precious stones.
Marie-Ève: No way, you're not touching it! *hide it*
Me: *cross arm* Look, my arms are crossed, I won't touch it. Just show it to me. -she never want us to touch ANYTHING that belongs to her-
Marie-Ève: *wait a while* *show it to me*
Me: *examine* Nope, fake. *goes back to sit*
Marie-Ève: WHAT!? They're real.
Me: No, they look like they're made of plastic. Really.
Marie-Ève: What do you even know!?
Me: I am passionate by it, Geologie, history*is cut*
Marie-Ève: Shut up! Not during my song! -depiste the fact the song has been playing for the whole time of our conversation-
Me: *raise eye brow* *look at the hour* *grin* *raise herself and jump on the ground very loudly* *again 4 time* *shout very hard* YAHOO!!!!!!! *goes to her case to prepare herself for class.*
THE FACE! XDDD What I thought when I did that: "You wanted no sound, you'll get LOT'S of sound!"
Seriously, in my defense, I might have been a jerk, but she really is a big one herself. (Plus her purse really IS ugly according to me) One day, when someone in the class told her "No one's perfect!" she replied "I am!" and really, she was dead serious. Could tell a lot about her, but I won't. Also:
-The Amethyste being my birthstone, I own many of them myself, Real and Fake. I can tell the difference.
-I really AM passionate of precious stone and other minerals, so I have some knowledge in it.
-Most important: THE SIZE. They were really big, and finding gems big enough, and without impurity, in order to do them, would be nearly impossible, according to me.
Other possible options: Synthetic stones, but it is a technique used fairly rarely, as people usually prefer natural stones(my case), and because it's pretty expensive. Or dust of Amethyst glued together in order to form a stone. I'm not sure if it's used for Amethyst, but it is for Amber. However, the stones given are usually of lower qualities, and sold at cheap prices.
So, yeah... (Note: Amethyst really is a semi-precious stone, but whatever gems, I all call them precious. Less work.)
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Post by Elcie on Mar 6, 2006 18:24:57 GMT -5
Griff (band director): Oh, and by the way, the French horns did a nice job on that last measure.
Steve (who forgot his horn): Thank you, thank you.
Me: XD You were awesome.
Steve: Shut up! I tried! XD
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Post by ecicca on Mar 8, 2006 11:46:04 GMT -5
We were trying to guess the country someone was from...
Teacher: They're from the european union.
Me: RUSSIA!
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Post by Elcie on Mar 8, 2006 12:58:21 GMT -5
Megan: (wearing sandals) Lyk omg! I'm showing some toe cleavage here, nobody look! XD
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Post by william on Mar 8, 2006 13:31:24 GMT -5
(In biology, the teacher was trying to explain evolution to us, since someone had asked him a question about it)
Tom: Did we really evolve from monkeys?
Brand: No, we evolved from a common ancestor.
David: So, like, our ancestors were monkeys?
Brand: No, but humans and monkeys share the same ancestors.
Siddy: So, were the first animals monkeys?
Brand: This is why we don't study evolution until year eleven.
XD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2006 15:34:59 GMT -5
Teacher: Strip mining isn't that dangerous, but it causes harm to the land near it.
Half of the class: *gigglegiggle*
Teacher: ...
Class: *stops*
Kid: *Yawns really loud*
Some 7th grader: *nearly falls* Woah! Hahahaha! XDD
Kid: *impersonating 7th grader* Hahahahaa!
Kid: Oooh! *takes out a book about steroids*
Another kid: Ah! *takes out a book about smoking*
Another kid: Er? *looks at a Time magazine titled "The Fight Against Gay Teens"* >_> <_< *looks inside*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2006 15:29:56 GMT -5
I was in English class, then it went downhill...
Teacher: Oguzhan (some kid in my class from Turkey), please tell me a simile.
Oguzhan: The kite is like Michael Jackson's face.
Teacher: AFTER SCHOOL!!!
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Post by william on Mar 9, 2006 16:00:50 GMT -5
TV ad (for charity fundraiser): Cancer affects us all, so every woman should be here.
Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 9, 2006 18:55:54 GMT -5
TV ad (for charity fundraiser): Cancer affects us all, so every woman should be here. Am I the only one who sees the irony in this? Nope. Alex: Hey Ben, how tall would an 8-year-old be? Me: 3 or 4 feet, I think? Mrs Fenner: Ben, what's the word? Me: Uh, I was just telling Alex how tall an 8-year-old would be. I suppose he's describing one in his assignment? Mrs Fenner: I mean on the board. *Points to the board, where she wrote the scrambled up word "Eulekul"* |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2006 22:06:04 GMT -5
At Chile's restuarant, Raven (nine year old) is playing with the voice feature on my phone.
Raven: CHICKEN!
Cell: (text comes onto the screen) Please repeat.
Raven: CHICK. EN.
Cell: Did you say 'phone book'?
xD
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Post by ecicca on Mar 10, 2006 2:25:01 GMT -5
About the third time this year:
Some kid: Are you a boy or a girl?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2006 2:29:34 GMT -5
Sarah: Did the groundhog see his shadow?
Evan: No.
Erika: It's because he keeps looking the wrong way!!!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 10, 2006 10:39:14 GMT -5
About the third time this year: Some kid: Are you a boy or a girl? About the third time this year: Some kid: Ben, you have to shave! |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 10, 2006 22:23:44 GMT -5
Why yes, I DO feel the need to post twice in a row in one day!
Teacher: I have a friend who's really "health-conscious", and says that whenever she bakes apple pie, she leaves the apples unpeeled, so that the nutrients stay in. I say that apple pies aren't meant to be nutritious: they're desserts! They're meant to taste good! So, when I bake an apple pie, I peel the apples!
Me: *Claps*
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