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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2006 9:12:12 GMT -5
Me: Today in school, people stapled each other. Leoness: Guess they got ink all over then xD Me: .... do you know what staples are? XD  Mock me why don'tcha xDDDDDD Oh the fun ^_^ |
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Mar 18, 2006 9:13:18 GMT -5
Me: Today in school, people stapled each other. Leoness: Guess they got ink all over then xD Me: .... do you know what staples are? XD Mock me why don'tcha xDDDDDD Oh the fun ^_^ ... DID you know what staples were? xD |
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Post by william on Mar 18, 2006 19:39:58 GMT -5
Mock me why don'tcha xDDDDDD Oh the fun ^_^ ... DID you know what staples were? xD No, she thought they were stamps XD But I didn't know what "fish sticks" were. We then had a debate about which was a better name, "fish sticks" or "fish fingers" |
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Post by william on Mar 19, 2006 14:53:20 GMT -5
Me: Can you pass me that disc please?
Grandma: What, the one you seared for me?
Me: ... The word is 'burnt'.
Grandma & aunt: *burst out laughing*
Grandma: I knew it had something to do with fire!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2006 16:49:53 GMT -5
On the (EDIT: way) back from to Orlando. Eric: Hey Dad, remember when you let me jump off the roof a few days ago after we fixed those boards? Mom:  Dad: Yes. Eric: That was fun. Dad: Well maybe we can go on the roof tomorrow. Eric: What do we need to be on the roof for? Dad: To jump off. Me: XDDD |
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Mar 19, 2006 18:37:52 GMT -5
Me: *to my little brother* You're a druggie. You put speed in your orange juice.
Little brother: Yeah, well you're a racoon!
Me: Loser.
Little brother: Yeah, well you're on fast to!
Me: Speed, Erik, not fast, Speed -_-
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Post by Elcie on Mar 20, 2006 17:27:56 GMT -5
Zach W is the shortest guy in the entire freshman class. Today, before running laps in PE...
Zach: *to Chris* Good luck, and may the smallest man win! ^_^
Playing basketball in PE is not fun...
Me: *to Erin* Hey, I think I've finally figured out our position on the basketball team! We're "spectators in the middle of the court."
Erin: Oh, YEAH!
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Post by rmuecke on Mar 24, 2006 5:34:21 GMT -5
(In choir, Imogen (year 10) and Ella (year 9) were talking about a boy Ella knew.)
Ella: His name's Sebastian. Brown hair, brown eyes, kinda crazy, in my year...
Imogen: Oh yeah, him! He came up to me the other day in school and said, "Hi, how are you?" so I said, "Good thanks," and he said, "How's your sex life?" and I said, "Fabulous," and walked away.
(In a class party, where everyone was hyper on junk food. By the way, Shapes are this type of cracker that come in a box.)
Caitlin: SHAPE ME!
(In Maths the other day. Ellie is popular and ditzy and stereotypical and superficial, and Alex is her friend, and also popular and superficial and stereotypical. And yes, this is how they actually speak.)
Ellie: I am, like, so sick of my phone! It's totally g-ross and sooooo ugly. I've tried breaking it by, like, throwing it at the wall, but it, like, totally bounces off!
Alex: Put it through the washing machine next time...
Tee hee hee, I like to eavesdrop... >=D
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Post by Fj0rd on Mar 24, 2006 21:14:14 GMT -5
...the people in my choir are weird. Just weird. This random girl: So, where did you go to school before this? [meaning highschool] Me: I was homeschooled.... Her: Oh, cool! So, your mom taught you? Me: Yeah, and my dad... Her: Okay... what math are you in? Me: Algebra II. Her: Wow! Your dad must be super smart! He must be like.. the President! Me: Um... yeah... something like that... (Quite apart from the fact that actually my mom was the one who helped me most with math.  Sillies.) |
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Mar 25, 2006 8:19:25 GMT -5
We had to do a music project that envolved making a list of canadian music artists...I was partnered up with my friend...
Friend: Let's try this site...junoawards.com
Me: Sure.
Friend: Okay...pick somebody, but remember, they have to be canadian. Not everyone nominated is canadian.
Me: ...
Friend: What?
Me: You don't know what the Juno awards are, do you?
The Juno Awards=Canadian Artist Music award XD
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Post by william on Mar 25, 2006 17:21:10 GMT -5
(Miss Brown was walking past James on her way out)
Miss: coughdoyourcoursework
James: coughalrightI'lldoitovertheweekend. See you on Monday!
Miss: Bye!
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Mar 25, 2006 17:33:37 GMT -5
Mom: Someday you'll get married and have kids.
Me: No.
Mom: Why not?
Me: I don't like guys.
Mom: You mean you like girls?
Me: 0___________________0 NO!
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Post by Elcie on Mar 25, 2006 17:59:55 GMT -5
Mom: It's usually in little tubes, like caulk.
Me: Caulk. That's a funny word to say.
Mom: ... It is.
Both of us: (in unison) Caulk, caulk, caulk! XDDD
... we're such idiots sometimes. XDDDDD
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Post by ecicca on Mar 26, 2006 3:53:37 GMT -5
Mom: Someday you'll get married and have kids. Me: No. Mom: Why not? Me: I don't like guys. Mom: You mean you like girls? Me: 0___________________0 NO! XDXDXD. |
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Post by reinarita on Mar 26, 2006 14:23:58 GMT -5
(convo between my boyfriend and I on our way to dinner, after I forced him to take me shopping  ) Cole: I can't believe you bought that! Me: What? Cole: Those... useless clothes! Me: I LIKE clothes. Cole: You're never going to wear them. Me: Wear what? Cole: Your clothes. Me: Really? I'm wearing clothes right now. Cole: No, you're wearing a dress! Me: -_- |
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