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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 22, 2006 10:49:35 GMT -5
We were playing an acting game in which we all had a job title taped to our backs, and we had to treat each other based on the job taped to their back, so that we would all realize what our "jobs" are.
Ty: *Goes up to me* So, what do you do when there's a huge puke stain on a carpet?
Me: OH! *Finally realizes I'm a janitor* Well, the one thing that gets out puke, is more puke!
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Post by Fj0rd on Feb 22, 2006 17:51:25 GMT -5
We routinely have Macintosh vs. Windows debates at my school.
Nick: So if Macs are so much better than PCs, how come like... 95% of people use PCs?
Me: Because Bill Gates brainwashed them, of course, silly.
Nick: Why couldn't Steve Jobs brainwash everyone, then?
Me: ...what do you think iPods ARE?
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Post by william on Feb 23, 2006 17:25:10 GMT -5
Me: Y'know, this conversation about debates has gone on for longer than I'd have thought without there being a crude pun...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 24, 2006 19:37:06 GMT -5
Adam 2 (As in, the Adam that's NOT my brother): What are you drawing?
Me: A nerd with a guitar pretending to be in a band with a bunch of cardboard cutouts.
Adam 2: So, basically, it's Weezer?
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Post by william on Feb 25, 2006 7:02:34 GMT -5
A conversation between a guy in year ten who'd broken his nose and had one of those beak things on, and a teacher:
Teacher: Did you have to have an anesthetic while they re-set it?
Guy: Yeah.
Teacher: You tard.
Guy: Leave it out sir, it wasn't my fault!
Teacher: You tard. *walks off*
XD
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 25, 2006 11:41:15 GMT -5
Our Literature teacher, getting mad at us because no one was participating in class: Do you ever read anything?
Guy: Harry Potter!
And I was thinking the same. XDDD
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Post by william on Feb 26, 2006 17:26:56 GMT -5
Tilly, looking at the stickers on her organiser, shrieking: Oh my God, where's the double-u?! (less shriekily (?)): Oh, it's in my pocket!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 18:44:15 GMT -5
Jake: (at play rehearsal, when rehearsing the finale) ...How did Orin get put back together?
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Post by aerisangel01 on Feb 26, 2006 20:00:48 GMT -5
Me: I am wierd!
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 20:02:18 GMT -5
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Post by Dice on Feb 26, 2006 20:49:24 GMT -5
Me, falling down a snowboard slope: *cursing*
Me, five seconds later with a mouth full of snow: ....And I knew I should stop cursing like that.
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Post by aerisangel01 on Feb 26, 2006 20:57:53 GMT -5
Thank you! Thank you! I say that about every day ^_^ =P Me, falling down a snowboard slope: *cursing* Me, five seconds later with a mouth full of snow: ....And I knew I should stop cursing like that. *giggle* Priceless ^^ |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 21:26:18 GMT -5
Adam: (in front of the bulliten board in the Library) Hey, Sammy, Mike, check this out.
Sammy: Hm?
Mike: ...Romeo and Juliet?
Adam: Maria and Tony?
Sammy: Ah, book pairings.
Adam: Adam and Eve. XD
Sammy: Calvin and Hobbes? GAY PAIRING ALERT! GAY PAIRING ALERT! EVACUATE THE AREA!
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Post by Psycho on Feb 26, 2006 21:30:09 GMT -5
Psycho Says "Hot Chocoa" when she thinks of Hot Chocolate and Hot Cocoa simultaneously.  it's happened more than once. |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 27, 2006 19:02:13 GMT -5
I thought this one might be a bit on the offensive side, so don't read it if you don't want to...
Okay, offensive part's over.
Now, onto the other quotes:
Random Student: *Listening to his IPod, but the volume turned up so loud that everyone can hear*
Me: That can't be good for your ears.
Random Student: Yeah, well, I can't hear you!
Keehan: Now, where should we put the fruit?
Me: I don't know, where should we put you?
Keehan: ...What?
Me: We'll try again. Say "Now, where should we put the fruit?" again.
That went on for a while...
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it's happened more than once.