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Post by spiritwolfforever on Feb 27, 2006 19:11:21 GMT -5
You know you're Canadian when...
My Teacher: Who's been watching the Olympics in Itatali latetly?
Me: Italty? I thought they were in Toronto!
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 27, 2006 21:06:59 GMT -5
The phone rings and the caller ID reads "PASSARO C"
Mom: Who is it?
Patrick: Passaroc... you know, what you have to do when you have a kidney stone? Passarock...
Mom: -___-
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Post by Elcie on Mar 1, 2006 15:56:17 GMT -5
Julia: *reading from a sheet of paper* Okay, I need to ask you... 'When do Christians receive the Holy Spirit?' Me: Uh, at salvation, I guess. Julia: *writes* Thanks. So far I've gotten "I don't know," "I don't know and I don't care," "Get a life," "I don't want to do your Bible homework," and "Oh my gosh, Julia!" Me: *writes on the board* "Book of the Day: (literally)... Sir Thursday" Jake: *reads it out loud* Um, but... it's a Wednesday! Me: Yeah, I know, it doesn't make any sense. I said they should have released it tomorrow, but... Jake: Oh! Yeah, cause... like... Sir Thursday, on a Wednesday, that doesn't make any sense.Me: XD Oh, and this is why mood swings at 10:30 PM are scary. Me: *lying in bed* Mmm... ducks... hehehehe, ducks! XDDDDD ... Monday's Ducks? XDDDDDDDD!!! Ducks! OMG! Ducks! XDDDDDD *cracks up* Okay, I'm done now. .... .......ducks. XDDDDDDDDD *gets up to get water, still giggling* *pokes head into parents' bedroom* Hehehehe, goodnight! Mom:  Goodnight... Me: XDD I'm laughing so haaarrrd. See, I was lying in my bed and I'm like "ducks" and... XDDDD Monday's Ducks, you know? Like... hahahahaha.... XDDD Mom: *steers me to bed* Goodnight. ...Ducks. Me: XDDDD Ducks! It took me a looong time to calm down. |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 1, 2006 18:27:39 GMT -5
Me: *lying in bed* Mmm... ducks... hehehehe, ducks! XDDDDD ... Monday's Ducks? XDDDDDDDD!!! Ducks! OMG! Ducks! XDDDDDD *cracks up* Okay, I'm done now. .... .......ducks. XDDDDDDDDD *gets up to get water, still giggling* *pokes head into parents' bedroom* Hehehehe, goodnight! Mom: Goodnight... Me: XDD I'm laughing so haaarrrd. See, I was lying in my bed and I'm like "ducks" and... XDDDD Monday's Ducks, you know? Like... hahahahaha.... XDDD Mom: *steers me to bed* Goodnight. ...Ducks. Me: XDDDD Ducks! It took me a looong time to calm down. That reminds me of this one time... Adam: There once was a dog. A dog named Buddy. Uhm... Buddy was a dog. Me: *Quite literally laughs for ten minutes straight* Student: *Swears* Mr Smythe: You! Gimme twenty pushups! Student: D*mn. Mr Smythe: FORTY! |
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Post by Psycho on Mar 1, 2006 19:34:13 GMT -5
Me: *lying in bed* Mmm... ducks... hehehehe, ducks! XDDDDD ... Monday's Ducks? XDDDDDDDD!!! Ducks! OMG! Ducks! XDDDDDD *cracks up* Okay, I'm done now. .... .......ducks. XDDDDDDDDD *gets up to get water, still giggling* *pokes head into parents' bedroom* Hehehehe, goodnight! Mom: Goodnight... Me: XDD I'm laughing so haaarrrd. See, I was lying in my bed and I'm like "ducks" and... XDDDD Monday's Ducks, you know? Like... hahahahaha.... XDDD Mom: *steers me to bed* Goodnight. ...Ducks. Me: XDDDD Ducks! It took me a looong time to calm down. That reminds me of this one time... Adam: There once was a dog. A dog named Buddy. Uhm... Buddy was a dog. Me: *Quite literally laughs for ten minutes straight* Student: *Swears* Mr Smythe: You! Gimme twenty pushups! Student: D*mn. Mr Smythe: FORTY! Reminds me of my sister and myself: Kristi: Hey, can I take your CD player with me on the Washington [D.C.] trip? Me: fifty-cents. Kristi: What? Me: Ah, sorry - I said, one dollar. Kristi: That's not right... Me: Yeah, you're right - you can have it for two dollars. Kristi: That's not fair- Me: No, no it's not - Four bucks. Come on, hand it over. Kristi: But- Me: Fine! Fine! Five bucks, final offer - take it or leave it hon. Kristi: *sighs in resignation and hands over 5 bucks* (I ended up cracking up and letting her have my CD player without having to give me 5 bucks. I know, I know, I'm a great big sister ^^) |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Mar 1, 2006 23:36:16 GMT -5
No kidding, there's a clinic for people with psychiatric problems next to my school. People always joke that we're the real clinic and that is the school. XD This morning we were looking through the window because some people were out (and we almost never get to see anyone there)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Guy: Watching the sane!
Reminded me of NTWF SO much. XDDD
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Sammy still at school
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Post by Sammy still at school on Mar 2, 2006 11:31:52 GMT -5
Dad: Okay, time for homework. Me: It's already done! Jake: I don't want to do stupid homework! Dad: Jake, do your homework! Me: *starts giggling* Is that do, or "do"? Dad: What? Me: Nothing. Mrs. Chukrallah: Alright Frank! Since you don't have anything out, tell me what "Q'est-ce que prendre [Note: Not sure if that means anything, but that's what I remember her saying...]" means. Frank: It means I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS. |
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Post by ecicca on Mar 2, 2006 11:35:59 GMT -5
"Because she's secretly called Frank, and sells magic mushrooms to make stir frys with, to make up FRUIT PORTIONS!"
-My friend Heather
| Harri |٠| Mcvities make chocolate diarrhoea... which appears in cracks in windows:
weird image i have like the marilyn manson video with the bunnies but you as marilyn manson
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Post by william on Mar 2, 2006 15:40:18 GMT -5
Dad: Okay, time for homework. Me: It's already done! Jake: I don't want to do stupid homework! Dad: Jake, do your homework! Me: *starts giggling* Is that do, or "do"? Dad: What? Me: Nothing. Mrs. Chukrallah: Alright Frank! Since you don't have anything out, tell me what "Q'est-ce que prendre [Note: Not sure if that means anything, but that's what I remember her saying...]" means. Frank: It means I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS. It literally means 'what to take' or something... It's not really in the right tense or form there, I don't think. (A bit offensive, some comments about disabled people:) Me and Jack, in French, doing a comprehension thing: Me: Ok, so.... cette personne veut un hotel qui prend les handicapés... Jack: So, he wants to go to a hotel for cripples? Me: I believe the term is handicapped. Or 'special people' if you're being very PC. Aaron: The word is spastics! Mr Watkins: OK, gentlemen, get on with your work! |
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Post by kittygirl on Mar 2, 2006 16:21:39 GMT -5
I was eating at a pizza place when I saw a drivers lisance on the ground. I looked at the picture, it was a guy that I didn't know. So I handed it to the casheer and she said:
"Is this yours?"
Me: o_0 Umm... No.
But she ment was it anyone's in my group becuase my youth group(50 teenagers) had taken over the place. But it sounded funny and I didn't understand her at first.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 3, 2006 0:31:33 GMT -5
Mom: Ben, you studied the French Revolution recently, right? What was a group of people that started with the letter "P"? They were supposed to be the "Intellectual" group, and there's going to be a movie about them with Johnny Depp.
Me: All I can think of is the Girondists, Jabobins and the Sans-Culotes.
Mom: It's probably the Jacobins. Like I said, it started with a P.
It turned out she was thinking of the Philosophes, but the conversation was still pretty funny.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Mar 3, 2006 0:38:59 GMT -5
After I threaded a wire tie into my braces and got it stuck, resulting in it having to be cut out with scissors and massiv epulling (mindlessly):
Dad: Guess what?
Me: What?
Dad: Today the dictionary entered a new word that can be substitued for moron!
Me: Okay.
Dad: It's six letters.
Me: What is it?
Dad: ... Carrie!
Adding insult to injury xD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2006 10:16:40 GMT -5
[In the car]
Me: Mom, can I see the map?
Mom: (dramatic) NOOOOOO!
Me: (mock-drama) YESSSS!
Mom: Okay. (hands it over)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2006 15:59:59 GMT -5
Me: You will die in seven days... Ray: Much better. (Inside joke. In ways, I don't even get it either. XD) Me: (during Library) Okay, so Marie Antoinette was exectued in - *sees Mike M. going through my notebook* Excuse me, but did I give you permission to look through there? Mike M.: ...No. Me: *takes the notebook from him* I have many personal drawings in here. No one is allowed to look through here without my permission. Alex: Hey Sammy, can I see your notebook? Me: Sure! ^_^ Mike M.: Y'know Sammy, I really love your drawings. Me: WOAHWTF. For a second there I thought you were confessing your love for me. Mike M.: No, I was saying that I love your drawings. Me: Good, 'cause if you WERE saying you love ME, JD probably kick your ass and more. XD Ray: Queen Adam and Queen Devon. XD Me: But wouldn't Devon be the king? Ray: No, they'd be lesbians. Me: Oh, right. XD I could see Queen Adam saying 'Devon's MY b*tch!' Adam: What. The. F*ck. |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 3, 2006 22:10:30 GMT -5
Me: So, when you were watching "Let's Make a Deal" last night...
Adam: You mean "Deal or No Deal"?
Me: Yeah, what did I say?
I guess you had to be there.
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Goodnight...
