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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2006 20:41:20 GMT -5
Katie: Argh! I'm so tinkled at Kelly! Olivia: Why? Katie: Well, you know that I like Luke, right? Me: Of course. Katie: Well guess what? Kelly likes him!  I'm so tired of that happening! Olivia: Well... Have a crush on your friend's cousin, so then your friend can't have a crush on him because he's related. Me: Pssh, done and done. [Explanation: JD is Emma's cousin] Me: Check this out. *shows Johanna, Adam, and Ray a picture of Dinogirl and Chris Jr. kissing* Johanna: Weird.  Adam: A dinosaur and a human making out? Me: Yup. =3 Ray: Isn't there another character you can pair Dinogirl with? Me: Ray, Dinogirl and Chris Jr. are MY characters! Only I should decide who to pair them with! ... Wow, now I know how Butch Hartman feels. |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 15, 2006 0:18:55 GMT -5
One of our teachers gave us lollipops as Valentine's Day presents... Teacher: Don't pay attention to what they say... Someone: This one says "be mine!" XD Me: Mine says "kiss me!" XD Someone else: Mine says "get well soon!" Everyone: ? XDDDDD |
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Post by william on Feb 18, 2006 14:42:28 GMT -5
Mum: How many corns do you want?
Me: Corn. I mean, one.
Tom, to Pav: I wish I was Asian, cos then you wouldn't have to worry whether your hair was going ginger.
XD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 18, 2006 18:34:39 GMT -5
Me: If Aaron can get on the Honour Role, how great can it be? Aaron: *Glaring at me* What did you say? Me: Uh... I love you? --- Mark: So I got something at the confession stand... I mean, concession stand... Julie-Ann: A confession stand? I can see it now: "Father, I have sinned. Can I have a popsicle?" Mum: How many corns do you want? Me: Corn. I mean, one. Me: Haha! Corn... Adam: What are you laughing at? Me: Just a minute... *laughs for a long time in short bursts* Okay, I'm done. Check this out: "How many corns fo you want?" "Corn. I mean, one." Both: *Laughs* |
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Post by william on Feb 19, 2006 6:45:37 GMT -5
Yay, I made Cow and his friend laugh!
In biology:
Dave, reading textbook: "The scientific name for a teenager is an ah-dole-sunt. An ah-dole-sunt is someone who is going through puberty".
Tom: Dave, it's pronounced 'adolescent'.
Dave: No it's not, it's ah-dole-sunt!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2006 12:47:35 GMT -5
Two of my friends talking...
Loz: Sam you can't be a proper banshee because you're not irish
Sam: So that makes me half banshee....half ...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 19, 2006 13:02:24 GMT -5
Yay, I made Cow and his friend laugh! In biology: Dave, reading textbook: "The scientific name for a teenager is an ah-dole-sunt. An ah-dole-sunt is someone who is going through puberty". Tom: Dave, it's pronounced 'adolescent'. Dave: No it's not, it's ah-dole-sunt! Brother, actually. Me: I have a theory, but it's a half-joke. Mrs Fenner: Then we'd all better half-laugh. Mrs Fenner: If you say "sorry" one more trime after making a reading error, you're fired! Me: I apologise for my incompetence. |
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Post by Dice on Feb 19, 2006 19:35:12 GMT -5
After several LONG explanations of a simple percentage problem in math class:
Random Annoying Kid: Uhhh.....what are we doing?
A Very Annoyed Me: MATH.
Me: "Curses! My Photoshop died!"
Friend: Aren't you doing homework?
Me: Uhh...I mean....Curses! I lost my math textbook! *shifty eyes*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 19, 2006 23:01:44 GMT -5
Dad: Why was Mrs Popoff a bad teacher?
Me: She didn't deal with this really rude girl in my class who was... to put politely... a female dog.
Dad: *Raises eyebrow*
Mom: *Laughing* It means she was a b****.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Feb 20, 2006 0:26:51 GMT -5
For reference, my brother was using some intercom system my dad installed for his business but we use here too.
Brother: Hey mom, can I rent a PayPerView movie on the TV? For two bucks?
Mom: What movie?
Brother: Okay! Thanks!
*hangs up*
Attentive, eh?
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Post by william on Feb 20, 2006 14:21:20 GMT -5
Brignall, looking at his scarf: Why does it say Brignall on here?
Me: Because that's your name!
Brignall: Oh yeah....
In history:
Miss: Now, these people in the trenches would have been nervous, they'd have been scared too. What things do people do when they're nervous:
Josh: You have like, a routine that you do when you're nervous. Like, whenever my dad's nervous, he opens the fridge and stares in it.
XD
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2006 20:19:19 GMT -5
Dad: *after picking me up from play rehearsal* Where was everyone else?
Me: I was talking with Sarah, so by the time I got out everyone else was gone. Why? Do you have a problem with it?
Dad: Yeah, I do. What if someone was to drive up to you?
Me: I'd run inside.
Dad: Right. What if someone tried to attack you?
Me: I'd run inside.
Dad: What if you couldn't get inside?
Me: Uhhh... Kick 'em in the balls?
Dad: No. Well. Yes. But first scream at the top of your lungs.
Me: Like the Ghostly Wail?
Dad: What?
Me: Nothing. Then I can kick 'em in the balls?
Dad: Sure.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 21, 2006 0:50:01 GMT -5
Me: I don't think hockey was invented in Canada. Basketball was, but I don't think hockey was.
Garret: It was probably invented in Russia. But of course, in Russia, you don't play hockey, hockey plays you!
Mrs Fenner: (Something)phobia: Fear of Russians.
Garret: In Russia, phobias fear you!
He's not gonna shut up about this for a while...
Edit 1: That reminds me, I have to look up hockey on Wikipedia or something...
Edit 2: Darn, ice hockey might've been invented in Canada after all...
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Feb 21, 2006 23:25:39 GMT -5
I was bored and my mom was so watching American Idol... and there was a 16-year-old singing.
Me: You know there's like some people 10 years older than her?
Mom: Even older! That Mandinga is 29.
Me: Mandisa. And yeah. That's like, thirteen years older.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: 13 years older... that's a lot.
Mom: I wonder how old Mandisa was when the 16 year old was born?
Me: ... 13. o_0
Mom: Oh! Yeah! Right!
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Post by Psycho on Feb 22, 2006 1:07:48 GMT -5
I was bored and my mom was so watching American Idol... and there was a 16-year-old singing. Me: You know there's like some people 10 years older than her? Mom: Even older! That Mandinga is 29. Me: Mandisa. And yeah. That's like, thirteen years older. Mom: Yeah. Me: 13 years older... that's a lot. Mom: I wonder how old Mandisa was when the 16 year old was born? Me: ... 13. o_0 Mom: Oh! Yeah! Right! I missed American Idol tonight  Was sleeping... My chem teacher, Mr. McWilliam, is possibly your stereotypical nerd brought to life, minus the pocket protector. Bald, glasses, wears science convention polo tees all the time, writes down jokes and evaluates their response for further repeating.... uh huh, you get the idea. Chelsea = flirts with all teachers. quite hilarious, sort of disturbing, uber gross. is a total artist, but she's not one of the best, let's just say that. Chelsea: Mr. McWilliam, look, I got this new drawing book on human anatomy, and it's, uh, got pictures... Mr. McWilliam: Like genitalia and all of that? Chelsea: Yeah... Mr. McWilliam: Ok, open it up, lemme see it... *then backs away like he really was just joking* Too late, damage has been done. >.< |
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I'm so tired of that happening!
Was sleeping...