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Post by william on Jan 21, 2006 3:56:02 GMT -5
(We were having some weird religious debate on the bus)
Me: Yeah, but why are you Christian?
Tom: Because Christianity's been around for a long time, so it's probably true.
Me: Yeah, but Judaism's been around a lot longer.
Tom: Probably not!
XD
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Post by Speck on Jan 21, 2006 13:18:02 GMT -5
(Sometimes, I'm entertained by the conversations I overhear.)
Girl 1 (looking at a vending machine): Why do they have water?
Girl 2: Well, some people are allergic to soda.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Jan 21, 2006 13:58:49 GMT -5
(Sometimes, I'm entertained by the conversations I overhear.) Girl 1 (looking at a vending machine): Why do they have water? Girl 2: Well, some people are allergic to soda. Some people are allergic to soda =D But no, seriously, that's funny xD |
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Post by william on Jan 21, 2006 17:08:56 GMT -5
(Another bus conversation)
Tom: Where's Wally? *points at Jack* There he is!
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Jan 21, 2006 21:49:05 GMT -5
Mom: [About eating some kind of dessert] I thought it would be really hard, but that was just the crust, the inside was soft.
Me: Like [My Sister]'s heart! =D
Sister: *glare*
XD
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Post by Speck on Jan 22, 2006 21:36:24 GMT -5
(I kind of forgot what my friend Kat, and I, were talking about. It probably had something to do with her art portfolio.)
Kat: ...or I might lose my insanity.
Me: You mean sanity?
Kat: That, too.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jan 23, 2006 20:33:46 GMT -5
You probably won't get this if you're not interested in Canadian politics.
Rick Mercer: I know the Western provinces haven't finished voting yet, but I already got the results: It's a Green Party majority!
Me: Har har.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jan 25, 2006 20:31:12 GMT -5
Revive'd'd'd!...'d!
Garret: Yeah, I hate Mrs Fenner... she's right behind me, isn't she?
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Keehan: Video games aren't realistic: they give you more than one chance.
Me: What about those that give you only one chance?
Keehan: You can reset it.
Me: What if, when you lose, your console explodes?
Garret: *Imagines* My Gamecube!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2006 15:27:14 GMT -5
Talking about a TV show. Me: Well, Martha's gonna be Senator now, so it doesn't matter. Brother: [jokingly] She can't be Senator! She's a girl!  Me: ....racist! Brother: XDDDD |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 27, 2006 15:59:46 GMT -5
Written on the board: "se_" ((Yes, se_, there was an underscore there. There was context, but it would take too long to explain. XD And no, I don't think it was the teacher who wrote it there.))
Ben: What's that word there? *points* I just can't think what that last letter would be.
Jake: Think "xylophone!"
Ben: But... xylophone begins with a z. Sez?
Jake: It begins with an 'x' you idiot! >_>
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jan 27, 2006 18:59:52 GMT -5
Tori: I'm used to hot weather! I'm from Africa!
Mrs Austin: Since when are you from Africa?
Tori: ...Since I decided I was?
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Talk about your airheads...
Me: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!
Laura: I don't get it.
Me: *Drawing a picture in art class of a man getting his in the back of the head with a math problem... you heard right, a math problem*
Laura: I don't get it.
Me: So, George W. Bush is having tea with the queen in England, and he says "I notice all te members of your government are very smart! Why is that?"
So the queen says, "We give them all a simple intelligence test," and she calls Tony Blair to the room. So, Tony blair comes in, and the queen says, "Your parents had a child. If it's not your brother, and it's not your sister, who is it?"
Tony Blair replies "It's me, of course!" So Bush decides to try it on his government. He calls Dick Cheney in the U.S., and says "Your parents had a child. If it's not your brother. and it's not your sister, who is it?"
Cheney decides to call Colin Powell and ask him the same question. Colin Powell replies "It's me, of course!" So Cheney calls Bush again and says "It's Colin Powell."
Bush shouts, "No, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"
Laura: I don't get it.
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Post by william on Jan 28, 2006 10:36:13 GMT -5
Me (to the school janitor): Hi Mr Brown!
Mr Brown: Hello.
Me (to Matt): Mr Brown is a janitor. He looks after Janet.
Matt: You should be destroyed.
Some guy in French: Miss, after "Je m'appelle", do we put "13"?
Miss Hall: What's the capital of Denmark?
Josh: Sweden?
In biology:
Tom: We're well cool, cos we're licking batteries.
Miss B: Now there will be an RS trip to India next year to look at places of religious significance.
Chris: Wow, we can see the Taj Mahal!
Felix: That's not in India, you idiot!
Boy: Sir, I can't do my biology test today, I have bad tonsils!
Mr Brand: Well that doesn't matter, you don't write with your tonsils!
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Post by Fj0rd on Feb 2, 2006 19:43:38 GMT -5
Nick: We should play something else today, not dodgeball.
David: Like... um... dodge watermelon!
Nick: Yeah, or dodge-[Fj0rd's real name]!
Me: Oh, yeah, sure. You think that'd be easy?
David: Well, we could put you in cement shoes.
Nick: And underwater.
Me: That wouldn't be dodge-[Fj0rd's real name], that would be called Play the Mafia game.
Nick and David: XDD
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Post by Elcie on Feb 2, 2006 21:09:02 GMT -5
During passing period...
Some guy: I'm gonna go home and DO MY HOMEWORK NAKED!
In my next class...
Mrs. B: Have you ever walked in on a conversation and thought "Either I don't want to know, or what the HECK is going on?!"
Me: XDDDD Just did.
Blake: (to Mr. G) Are you still going with that one girl?
Mr. G: What? I'm engaged...
Greg: Yeah! That one girl!
Blake: Will you invite me to the wedding?
Greg: I'm so going.
Mr. G: XD Yes, I'm still "going with that one girl."
Cody: Aww, Neil, you're my cutesy-wootsy poo! *hug*
Neil: Get off...
Cody: You're so cwooooote!
Neil: Stoppit...
Cody: Neeeeeilll... ~~~<3
Neil: GO AWAY ALREADY!
(On MapleStory, I was spazzing randomly about Monday's Dusk...)
Ery: There's a Dusk in KH.
Me: OMG REALLY?! <3
Ery: Yes, he's a nobody.
Me: ...
Me: That doesn't surprise me really. xD After all, Dusk stands behind in the shadows...
Rain: (on the phone) XDDD We're so weird, we're all like "awwww poor lonely forgotten Dusky! ;-;"
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Post by Lex Luthor on Feb 2, 2006 22:47:24 GMT -5
This is the 'cleaner' verison of a bunch of AIM conversations I've been keeping since I created my name, about a year and a half ago. While cleaner then my profile's verison, it's still riddled with innuendo. fortunefortune.tripod.com/randoconvosc.txt(I'm Darkfortunez, and later on, BaconKingz is my brother) |
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