More "Things People Say"

[Elcie]

This was last year, but...
*Tyler and Xavier walk by*
Katie: Hey, look, it's Dumb and Dumber!
Me: Yeah, but which one is which?
Katie: ........ Good question.

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Nicola told me she said this 1 minute after New Years had passed (12:01 AM): "Man, I haven't bathed once this year!"

Emma: Argh. My cousin [JD], is going nuts! He's being liked by girls all of a sudden, and he's never really been liked before.
Olivia: Well... Who likes him?
Katie: Sammy.
Kelly: Sammy.
Everyone: And Sammy.
Me: Aw, ya'll are too nice. ^_^;

[Speck]

For my Physiology class, we need to identify what gender a skeleton is. Its name is Charlie.

Me: ...that sounds almost as gross as "I need to sex Charlie."
Kevin (passing by): You need to do what with who?

[Cow-winkle]

In Foods, we're learning how to make pasta...

Sid: Why are our noodles so small?
Me: *Snicker snicker*

[Dan]

My friend: Determination will get you nowhere.
Me: ...except for where you want to be.
My friend: What are you, a poster?!

XD

[Torey]

This is a conversation me and my brother had about the Russians in the war.

him: Well yeah, they were so hungry and it was a really cold winter. They had to resort to eating things like leather boots and stuff, just to get a bit of extra nutrition.

me: Poor guys. They sound like they had it tough...*few awkward seconds pass* No pun intended!

[Killix]

me: Ugh, there are too many books in this place!
Phish: ...it is a library. >_>

[Elcie]

*revive*

Rain, you are not permitted to read this post until you have finished Drowned Wednesday. Goodbye. XD (You've already seen all these quotes anyway, except the spoiler-ish ones.)

Anyway, me and Julia got really hyper today at lunch, it was so funny...

Me: So anyway, last night we drew this...
Julia: Your hair is wavy.
Me: Um, yeah...?
Julia: ^_^ It's State the Obvious morning!
Me: Oh, okay. Um, your shirt is orange.
Julia: Your shirt is brown.
Me: Your binder is black. And red.
Julia: I see a window.
Me: I see a door.
Julia: I see a stupid person!

((it went on like this forever))

And...
Julia: ((Our school)) has many people. The soda has many bubbles.
Me: My cookie has many crumbs.
Julia: That boy does not have many brains. *points to Blake*
Me: ...CONSIGN HIM TO THE VOID OF NOTHING. ><

Julia: The food has many flights.
Me: Whuh?
*next table over throws food*
Julia: See? It has many flights!
Me: XD
Julia: Now if Renice was here, she'd hate that.
Me: We should CONSIGN THEM TO THE VOID OF NOTHING.
((Many conversations ended that way.))

Me: Heh, it's so funny in this book when they say "there's too much Nothing." Even if I know what they're talking about.
Julia: ...Wha? *long silence* Ooh, I get it! If there's too much nothing, there's not enough something! And if there's not enough nothing there's too much something! *beams*

Me: *waves pencil* This is TEH FOURTH KEY.
Julia: Why?
Me: BECAUSE I AM COOL. ><
Julia: OOH. Can I have a Fourth Key? I want to be cool!
Me: Okay! *gives pencil*
Julia: Yay! I am cool!

Me: Watch me and my Morrow Days impressions! This is Monday. *collapses onto the table* This is Tuesday. *looks really mean* This is Wednesday. *stuffs entire cookie into mouth* And you are the OPPOSITE of Wednesday! ^_^
((Julia never eats.))

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Buddy: "If I ever turn out to be gay..."

[Ginz ❤]

This is not much what someone said, rather what someone did. But as there's no board for "Things People Do" I'll put it here, cause it's funny.

On class. Teacher calls student to come to the blackboard.

Teacher: Okay. Draw a square.
Student: *draws a circle*

And later...

Teacher: Draw a vertical line.
Other Student (who laughed at the first student): *draws a horizontal line*

Both noticed their mistakes right away, but it was just so amusing. XDDDD

[rmuecke]

Heh - I just remembered one from when we were doing collages in Art.


Me: Where's the white felt?
Alexis: There's some!
Me: Nooo, that's not white enough.
Alexis: But... it's white!
Me: No, it's almost white, but not quite white.
Alexis: Pff, that's so white it's almost blinding me with its whiteness!
Me: No way! It's not-quite-white. Almost, but not quite.
(By this time, several mildly interested people were crowding around and looking at us)
Alexis: Nuh-uh! It's whiter than the whitest white thing.
Me: No, it's not actually white, and I'm right 'cos I'm older!
Alexis: ... No you're not.
Me: Yes, I am.
Alexis: I'm born in July, you idiot!
(For those of you who don't know, my birthday's in September)
Me: What year?
Alexis: 1991.
Me: ...Oh. You look like you were born in October.
Alexis: I most certainly do not!
Me: You most certainly do too!
Ellie: Cut it out, you guys!
Both of us: NO!
Me: Anyway, that felt is not white!
Alexis: It is too white!
Me: It is not white!

(This went on until the end of the lesson)

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Fan: how did you find out eliv thade's real name?
Me: *ahem* If I could, just a little thing: I didn't. XD I just figured Eliv Thade is an anagram of Evil Death (or even Vile Death).
Fan: then how'd you make that story?
Me: With my IMAGINATION. *creates a rainbow with her hands*

Yesterday we were choosing songs for our puppet show in Drama, and cause Ms. Scionti wasn't there, we had to use Mike's MP3 player. Mike had Bananaphone on there, so I forced Adam to listen to it with me.

Today...
Adam: Sammy. I hate you.
Me: Hmm?
Adam: All last night I heard in my head was Bananaphone.
Me: You're welcome!

Adam: Lets see... I've got my CD and Mike's CD.
Me: *reads the words on Adam's CD* Rejects? All American Rejects? Oh, that's right, you're a fan also.
Adam: Yeah. *puts his CD into Ms. Scionti's Stereo*
Me: Ooh, change it to Can't Take It.
Adam: *shrugs* *changes it*
Adam and I: *singing to it together* You speak to me... I know this will be temporary... You ask to leave... But I can't tell you that I've had enough! I can't take it! *looks at each other*
Me: NEXT SONG. *changes the song*

Brianna: Ya know what? I'm bored. Here, who wants a dollar?
Ray, Johanna and I: OOH! ME! ME! *grabs for it*
Brianna: No, put your hands down first. The person who grabs it gets to keep it. *drops the dollar*
Johanna: MINE! *pushes me off my seat* *grabs the dollar*
Me: Gah! *falls onto the floor* *starts laughing*
Ms. McCoy: ..why the fail?!

Me: *gets back into my seat* Phew... Okay, Johanna got the dollar.
Brianna: Johanna, you might wanna give Sammy her dollar back.
Me: What? *notices that she only has 3 of her 4 dollar* AH! GIMME THAT!

[Cow-winkle]

Aaron: Nintendo claims that Yoshi is a male, but he lays eggs!
Me: My theory? He's a hermaphrodite.

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Mildred: My mom knows the chick from the one story with the ceelphone, and her relatives knew the priest who exersciesed Emily Rose...
Erika: My GOD, your mom knows EVERYBODY!!!
Mildred: No she doesn't. She only knows bad people.
Erika: Then I assume your mom would know Micheal Jackson.
Mildred: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Brianna: *Steals Erika's plaster.*
Erika: why the fail!?! Stop stealing my plaster!!! Plaster whore...
Brianna: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!
Erika: Plaster whore! >D
Brianna: That's mean! You're MEAN!
Erika: Well, stop stealing my plaster!
Brianna: FINE! You're voted out of the group!!!
Erika: WHAT!?! I SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!
Maddie: Whats wrong?
Brianna: Erika called me a plaster whore...*whine whine.*
Maddie: Well, I agree!!!
Brianna: WHAT!?! I vote Erika AND Maddie out of our group!
Kelsey: Why?
Brianna: Because they both think I'm a plaster whore!!!
Kelsey: You can't vote them out of the grup!?!
Brianna: Why!?!
Kelsey: Because I vote them back in!!!
(It went on with us all arguing like this for awhile. XD)

Kelsey: And the fish ran away with the spoon...wait, what? XD

Mildred: I like chips, soda, and...augh, what do they call those god noodles again?
Erika: Ramen?
Mildred: YES RAMEN.

Erika: I SO think that Mr.V and my old vice principal would make a good couple. XD
Mildred: What? Why?
Erika: Well, they're very similar. Both jugemental, both don't like children, both men...
Mildred: WHAT!?! XD
Erika: Well, yeah...
Mildred: What, was Mr.W gay?
Erika: Well...no, actually, he has 2 kids.
Mildred: XD We could put a wig on Mr.V and go to your old vice principal and say "Theres a really nice vice principal lady who goes to our school that you might like. Hehehehe!"
Erika: No, he looks like a man even with his baldness being covered...
Mildred: Well, we'll do it the other way around!
(Later)
Girl:...Thats her water bottle.
Mr.V: *Priss act and walks off.*
Erika: Ok, now I'm certain...Mr.V and Mr.W should get married....

[ncwidt5895]

I was at a movie with my friends... We got some popcorn and some trays to put it in so we could all have some, I had the bag, and my friends were passing me down the trays to pour it in. I'm uncoordinated so I passed it to my friend Shaina to pour.

Me: You're so good at popcorn pouring Shaina =D
Shaina: Suuure. *pours into tray* *passes back down to other friend* *receives tray number 2*
Me: Really, Shaina, you should work in a concession stand! You could make lots of money an -
Shaina: *misses tray and pours popcorn all over lap*
Me: Nevermind ^__^


This preview was real weird, the guy in it was like talking to someone but it looked like he was talking to you:

Guy on screen: What's your name?
Me: Carrie, thank you very much for your concern =D
Guy on screen: Do you got a girlfriend?
Me: Nope, I don't. I'm straight.
Guy on screen: I'm going to kill her.
Me: Good luck finding her, she doesn't exist.
*commerical goes on*
Me: *turns towards Shaina* SHAINA. I AM QUITE OFFENDED. This man asked me questions, I answered, and he goes on like he didn't hear me!
Shaina: o_0