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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2006 21:53:50 GMT -5
At the resturaunt yesterday - Me: I'm glad that drunk guy is gone. Kelly: He was drunk? Micaela: Maybe he was fine then, but you could definantly tell he's a drunk. Me: Wino. XD Kelly: It was disturbing with him behind us while at the counter. Micaela: It felt like he was looking at our asses. Me: I feel abused. ;_; Kelly: And I thought this was a nice neigborhood. Lookit all the drunks we've got. Me: Like Skid Row? Micaela: Sure. XD JD: *sneaks up on me while I'm at my locker* Boo.  Me: *screams and falls over* Mike B.: HAHA! HE SCARED YOU! Me: *whacks Mike with my hat* Now who's laughing? Rawr. >D *goes back to packing my backpack* Drew: *walks up* Hey Joe, what are you doing over here? JD: Waiting for my girlfriend. *motions at me* Me: Merf? Jake: Holy crow! Sammy, look! *motions at the set construction on stage* The drill is sparking! Me: WHAAT?! omg WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIiiiEEE!!! *falls onto her knees* Menta: ... Okay then. |
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Post by fipples~ on Feb 7, 2006 8:08:35 GMT -5
LOL. xD This happened to me yesterday at school, and it was SO funny. If you read about it, or hear about it, it's not that funny, but if you were there, it was incredibly funny. xD
Okay, so I'll say first of all, that we had a subsitute teacher, who isn't really a teacher, in class. And today I discovered he is the son of our Arabic teacher... I guess it goes from mother to son, because our Arabic teacher says stupid things we laugh at for months too. xD
Anyway, this teacher talks REALLY slowly, in a sort of dimwitted, stupid voice.
A kid in my class was making some weird noises.
Teacher [speaking in his stupid, slow voice]: Who is making voices like a handicap? (He didn't say handicap, it was in Hebrew, that's just the only way I know how to translate it... but when he said it in Hebrew he meant someone who is limited, like a child with mental brain problems - and no, that part wasn't funny)
EVERYONE together: YOU!
It was hilarious, everyone together (without planning) yelling it together, but it's true... the way he talks, argh...
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Post by Elcie on Feb 7, 2006 16:24:52 GMT -5
(Before the pep band played at the girls varsity basketball game...) Mr. Griffis: Mr. Hudson requested that we play this piece while the team is running out onto the court. So instead of turning on a stereo... uh, we get turned on. Everyone: XD Steve: So, heh... this is a girls' team, right? *during lunch* Me: Hey, there's a Sprite delivery truck outside. Julia: Yeah! And the delivery guy looks like George W Bush! Me: XDDD No way. Julia: He does! Wait till he comes in to load up the vending machines. *guy comes in* Me: Hahahaha! He totally does! Julia: We should ask for his autograph, and he'd be all "  what?" Me: I think he's Bush's evil twin. Julia: Or is he the good twin? Hey, look how fast he's loading up sprite bottles. Go, Bushy, go! Me: XDDD On another day... Julia: Hey look, a truck outside. OMG, is it the George Bush delivery ma- oh, darn, it isn't. |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 7, 2006 18:22:48 GMT -5
Garret: President Kennedy wasn't shot: Chuck Norris stopped the bullets with his beard, and Kennedy's head exploded from the awesomeness of it.
Me: Stop talking about Chuck Norris! Why don't you just MARRY Chuck Norris?
Garret: 'Cause wère both guys. That would be awkward.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 7, 2006 18:24:01 GMT -5
Garret: President Kennedy wasn't shot: Chuck Norris stopped the bullets with his beard, and Kennedy's head exploded from the awesomeness of it. Me: Stop talking about Chuck Norris! Why don't you just MARRY Chuck Norris? Garret: 'Cause wère both guys. That would be awkward. "When Chuck Norris marries a man, it's not because he's gay. It's because he ran out of women." |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 7, 2006 18:31:28 GMT -5
Garret: President Kennedy wasn't shot: Chuck Norris stopped the bullets with his beard, and Kennedy's head exploded from the awesomeness of it. Me: Stop talking about Chuck Norris! Why don't you just MARRY Chuck Norris? Garret: 'Cause wère both guys. That would be awkward. "When Chuck Norris marries a man, it's not because he's gay. It's because he ran out of women." Oh yeah, I forgot about that one... |
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Post by Elcie on Feb 8, 2006 13:35:07 GMT -5
Julia: Look, it's potato-dude! Me: XD He keeps looking over my shoulder in art class... Julia: Don't pay any attention to the potato-dude. Just tell him, hey, I know it must be hard having a head shaped like a potato, but that's not MY problem, so like, go away. Me: XDDDD! |
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Post by william on Feb 8, 2006 13:47:00 GMT -5
This is a weird conversation I heard in the changing rooms, I didn't hear all of it but it was something like this:
In class: (?)
David: Was paper invented by someone called Tracy?
Teacher: I don't think so, why?
David: Like, Tracy paper.
Teacher: What?
David: Y'know, you draw through it, Tracy paper!
Teacher: Uh, I think you mean tracing paper...
David: Yeah, Tracy paper. Did a woman named Tracy invent it?
Teacher: No, trac-ING paper. *writes "Tracing paper" on board*
David: You mispelt Tracy paper.
XD It was something like that, it cracked me up hearing it though.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Feb 8, 2006 20:20:33 GMT -5
Brother: "It's elementary, my dear Watson."
Me: "What's that from?"
Brother: "You're honestly telling me you don't know what that's from?"
Me: "Oh, um... Star Trek!"
Brother: "... STAR TREK!?"
Me: "I'm not right?"
Brother: "It's from Sherlock Holmes, you moron!"
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Post by Stal on Feb 8, 2006 20:21:55 GMT -5
Brother: "It's elementary, my dear Watson." Me: "What's that from?" Brother: "You're honestly telling me you don't know what that's from?" Me: "Oh, um... Star Trek!" Brother: "... STAR TREK!?" Me: "I'm not right?" Brother: "It's from Sherlock Holmes, you moron!" You know what's funny? Sherlock Holmes never once said that. ^_^ |
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Feb 8, 2006 20:25:51 GMT -5
Brother: "It's elementary, my dear Watson." Me: "What's that from?" Brother: "You're honestly telling me you don't know what that's from?" Me: "Oh, um... Star Trek!" Brother: "... STAR TREK!?" Me: "I'm not right?" Brother: "It's from Sherlock Holmes, you moron!" You know what's funny? Sherlock Holmes never once said that. ^_^ But is it from Sherlock Holmes? XD If it's not I'm storming to his room and saying "U WRONG DUDE." |
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Post by Stal on Feb 8, 2006 20:27:36 GMT -5
You know what's funny? Sherlock Holmes never once said that. ^_^ But is it from Sherlock Holmes? XD If it's not I'm storming to his room and saying "U WRONG DUDE." It's attributed to him, but the thing is, he never said it. People only think he did. |
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 8, 2006 20:36:41 GMT -5
But is it from Sherlock Holmes? XD If it's not I'm storming to his room and saying "U WRONG DUDE." It's attributed to him, but the thing is, he never said it. People only think he did. I'd be interested to find out why... I should research that. Mom: Aaron has Mrs Nelson as an English teacher. That's good, he likes English class. Me: Of course he does, English is like a second language to him. I may have said that one before, but who cares. |
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 8, 2006 20:41:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2006 21:18:01 GMT -5
In science class, while we were discussing genetics...
Katherine: So could we mix a human and a monkey since humans and monkeys are so similar?
Michael: Oh, I already tried that...
Everybody: 0_o
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