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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 29, 2005 13:40:33 GMT -5
Top headline in newspaper: "(My city) Welcomes Snowfall"
Secondary Headline: "Candidate Still in Hospital"
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Post by Cow-winkle on Jan 2, 2006 17:49:28 GMT -5
REVIV'D!
That doesn't look right, but whatever.
Aaron: What would you do if (Insert video game character here, I forget which one he used) was about to kill you?
Me: I'd say "Oh no, I'm about to die! I'd better do what I've always wanted to do." Then I'd take out a can of whipped cream, and spray it in my mouth.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2006 20:40:23 GMT -5
On the bus to Venice. (Florida, people, not Italy.  ) Hilary: (trying to write a poem) What rhymes with "die"? Me: Sigh, my, tie, fry-- Sarah: --pie! Me: Why, lie, high, cry-- Sarah: --PIE!  Mr. Holt: Sarah, hush! On the same bus, late afternoon after traveling from place to place. Half of us are asleep when we get back to the opera house. Mr. Holt: Wakey wakey my little corn flakeys! Everyone: XDDD |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 3, 2006 20:46:23 GMT -5
Kirsty: Guess what? I got a new kitten! Mrs. Atteberry: Awww! What does it look like? Megan: A... cat! Everyone: XDDDD Kirsty: Her name is derived from "agape" which is Greek for "love." Megan: Yeah, she's the smart one of us. Unlike me, I just state the obvious. Catherine: Really. "It looks like a cat!" *we all crack up again* |
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Post by Retired Blub on Jan 3, 2006 21:05:37 GMT -5
Talking with my best friend on the phone and she sounds kinda congested because of a cold.
Me: What's that noise in the background?
Her: Oh, I'm watching the second Harry Potter movie. That Tom Shellfish guy just crashed into some wooden post thing during the Quidditch match.
Me: Tom who? 0_o
Her: You know, Tom Selfish.
Me: Who the hell are you talking about?
Her: You know? Tom Nelson!
Me: What?! Are you talking about Tom Felton, the guy who plays Malfoy?
Her: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
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Me and my mom looking for some good movies to rent at Blockbuster.
Me: I think I'll rent The 'Brothers Grimm'. Dominique told me that it was really good.
Mom: Okay. I think I'll rent 'Sex Mission in Poland'.
Me: 0_________o
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Jan 3, 2006 21:29:18 GMT -5
Yesterday my mom, brother and I were left in Monopoly after my dad lost. (We had played two nights in a row, might play again today). I was really poor and about to lose, and I wanted to play The Sims anyway.
Me: "Can't I just leave?"
Brother: "No! Stay till you lose! Once you land on a hotel that'll be soon."
Me: "*sulks* This wouldn't be so annoying if I hadn't stolen all that money from the bank."
Brother: "You stole money from the bank? o_____0"
Me: "What do you expect, leaving it all to sit next to me?"
Brother: "*facepalm*
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Post by cyrillen on Jan 3, 2006 21:37:32 GMT -5
Fj0rd: (on AIM) Who do you think is more sane: my sister, who married a USB cable yesterday (without having any knowledge of said marriage, actually having been cutting cheese at the time), or me, who goes on the NTWF?
Someone else: (I froget who XD): And marries Nick.
Everyone: XD
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Post by Fj0rd on Jan 3, 2006 21:46:22 GMT -5
Fj0rd: (on AIM) Who do you think is more sane: my sister, who married a USB cable yesterday (without having any knowledge of said marriage, actually having been cutting cheese at the time), or me, who goes on the NTWF? Someone else: (I froget who XD): And marries Nick. Everyone: XD ...>__> Actually those were both me ^___^ I forgot the "marries Nick" bit. As my choir class at school is walking to the auditorium-- Sam: ...you don't talk much. Me: ...no. >.> Sam: Good thing is, this way I can talk to myself and everyone thinks I'm talking to you! Me: Yeah XD Sort of like how cell phones are so tiny now that schizophrenic people can just pretend they're talking on a cell phone and everyone thinks they're sane. Sam: ...Wow! We're having an actual conversation! This is amazing! Me: ... Yup. Sam: I think I'm going to call you Cellphone now Me: ...okay. o-0 Later that hour-- Sam: Cellphone! C'mere! Me: XD *walks over* Yeah? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2006 16:08:27 GMT -5
Ms. Piano: Weeell... We have no risers, music, or keyboard, so we can't do any singing today. Olivia: So then we can go to our cycles? Ms. Piano: No. Eeeehh... New Years Resolutions. Lizzie, what's yours? Liz: To try not to bite my fingers. Ms. Piano: That's hard. Good luck with that. What about you, Sammy? Me: My resolutions is - Emma: *cough*GooutwithJD. Me: ...  Katie: If you didn't hear, she said *cough*GooutwithJD. Me: I heard. We had construction going on in our school, and there was these stairs that lead to into the school. Construction was done today, so read. ^^ Justin: Hey Mr. Nolan, where does that door lead to? Mr. Nolan: That, Justin, leads to the Land of No Return. Shamel: So if we get you mad... Me: It's out the door your go. Mr. Nolan: Well, Sammy pretty much summed it up. Me: Ms. Piano is taking too long... Do you think she remembered that we have Choir? AAAH!! *starts banging her head against the wall* JD: *walks by* Hi Sa - Me: *bangbangbang* *stops* *turns around* Heh... ^_^; Hi. Breann: Smoooooth... *JD leaves* Your face is red. Are you blushing? Me: Nooo... I put blush on this morning. Breann: No you didn't. Me: darn it. |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 4, 2006 19:37:08 GMT -5
Sammy - Mr. Nolan? XD There's a Mrs. Nolan at our school!
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Post by Speck on Jan 5, 2006 23:43:46 GMT -5
Here's something that happened today during Drama. (Most of us were sitting around, since the teacher was doing call-backs.) Robin, a friend of mine, was looking at this cute picture of a baby that was in someone's binder. She and I both looked at it, and said "Aww...". And then (a quick sidenote: this is high school Drama):
Robin (to Joel): It's so cute! Is it yours?
Anyone who overheard: *laughs*
Robin: I meant the binder. Is that your binder?
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Post by Kat on Jan 6, 2006 9:07:07 GMT -5
I remember this from summer...when we were on a ship headed for Palawan...
Me: If I threw a message in a bottle into the sea, what would happen?
Dad: Greenpeace would write back and tell you that you've been littering.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2006 19:10:18 GMT -5
In La Boheme rehearsal
Angelina: *sees Kara* Kara! I had a dream about you last night.
Kara: Cool, was it good?
Angelina: You stole my car.
Kara: XD
Angelina: No really. We were at this party and you said, "I'm going to leave" and then you took my car keys and drove off with the car.
Kara: OMG! I'm SO sorry!
At a voice lesson with Maestro Pierini.
Maestro: It's okay to pick your own exercises as long as they are useful when we are warming up. You can choose any note pattern at any speed. Don't worry about the notes right this second. Now, if we were singing "Amarilli" and you missed the notes, I would say, "Sam, what the hell are you singing?"
XDD I dunno why I found that so funny. Just the way she said it.
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Post by Elcie on Jan 6, 2006 22:37:44 GMT -5
In screenwriting class, our teacher gave each group a short story to adapt and make into a movie. Anyway, our group got a story about a black boy... we're all white girls... XD We did adapt the character into a girl, but there were still certain problems.
Natalie: Now, where's Chandler... Chandler, be black!
Chandler: *puts on the wig* Oops... my bad!
Kelsey: Ooh ooh, I wanna be the dead person!
Katie: No, you're the lieutenant!
Kelsey: Well, then I'm the dead lieutenant!
Natalie: *to me* Well then, I guess you have to be the lieutenant.
Me: *shiver* Then I'm the cold lieutenant... can't we please finish this scene and go back inside?!
(January in IN is usually very cold. This is a typical January. XD)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2006 19:08:15 GMT -5
Sammy - Mr. Nolan? XD There's a Mrs. Nolan at our school! Scary... Scary... *falls over* He's our Social Studies teacher. XD And he beats up all the boys. T'is fun. Me: *is on DA* darn... That does NOT look right. Jake: What doesn't look right? *looks at the picture I'm looking at* Why is Homestar blushing in front of Strong Bad...let alone sitting on him? omg MOM SAMMY'S ON SOME PORN SITE! Me: *quickly changes to Neopets* Mom: *peeks in* *sees me on Neopets* *shrugs and walks away* Jake: I hate you. Me: I know. How about we watch some Homestar Runner? Jake: ><; |
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