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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2005 15:30:42 GMT -5
Erika: *Accidentally wals into the middle of the room.* Mr.L: AND PEANUT GIRL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD! Everyone (including me): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Mr.L: So peanut girl was in the middle of the field, don't know what that was all about. Annie: *Steals my gloves.* Erika: ARG GIMMIE! Annie: But they're so pretty...*Holding them out of my reach.* I think they look better on me! =D (Note: while she's saying this, I'm jumping around like "GIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIE! ;__;") Becca: Well, I THINK THEY LOOK BETTER ON ERIKA! Erika: Awwww, you're jsut saying that becasue you want more peanuts. Becca:...^^; Erika: *With big peice of candy cane nexxt to my cheek.* Yeah, watch Ellie. I'm gonna trip on all this frost, and this candy cane will stab me in the back of my throat and I'll die, and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT, so have a Merry Christmas. Darcy: Kay, so let me write you a late note. Erika: Good! Because I was thinking "Am I gonna ever leave or will I be stuck in art for the rest of eternity!?! ;_____;" Darcy: Awww, but we WANT you to stay!!! ;___; XDDDDDDDD I wonder how many people figured out that Darcy's not my classmate, she's my art teacher...>> <<
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Dec 17, 2005 15:35:43 GMT -5
Erkia- one
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Post by Elcie on Dec 18, 2005 21:21:28 GMT -5
Alex: *points at my doodle of a Mow* That's evil! It's worse than the devil! *walks off* Me: WTC? XD Jake: CANDY CANES FOR EVERYONE! ............hey everyone, I need those candy canes back. >> Stacey: Oh, thanks!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 19, 2005 13:07:26 GMT -5
Me: Argh, I hate you, you're a better artist than me! Charlie: No I'm not... well, yes I am.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2005 18:16:56 GMT -5
Mom: Sammy, you say 'darn it' too much. I want you to stop. Me: darn it. Er, I mean, darnit.
Nicola: Hey Saaaammyyy... Me: Oui? Nicola: JD wanted me to ask you something for him. Something iiiimpooortaaaant. Me: Oh geex. Here we go again. What? Nicola: He's repeating his offer of you wanting to go out with him. Me: Knew it. Weeelll... I'd suppose I'd accept this time... But I'm uneasy about my parents. Ray: Whatcha' talking about? Me: Boys. Ray: ...Kbai. *leaves*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2005 10:23:38 GMT -5
*So I'm writing a story which involves two horses talking about a human who travels on a flying table to reach her home which is on an island* (Don't ask) My Sister: He should say 'Why use a flying table? Why not use a flying boat to travel across the lake?" I found it funny - but I have an odd snse of humor
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 24, 2005 16:34:52 GMT -5
Jason (Using a bag of toilet paper as a shield in the middle of a snowball fight): Mom, Adam's breaking the toilet paper!
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Post by william on Dec 24, 2005 17:55:17 GMT -5
Mum: G'night Will, I'm off to midnight mass. Will: OK, be sure to pray for our sinful ungodly souls! Mum: Nah, I think you're beyond redemption.
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Post by rmuecke on Dec 24, 2005 20:31:22 GMT -5
(While my friend Laura was at a sleeping at my house - this happened at about 10 pm)
Me: *Jumps out from shadows* RAWR! Laura: *Gasp* Don't do that - you scared the living night-lights out of me! Me: Night-lights? XDDDD
(During choir, while Claire and Chloe were discussing political-correctness around Christmas time)
Claire: So, you know the song, "We wish you a Merry Christmas"? Shouldn't it really be, "We wish you a Merry non-denominational winter holiday?" Chloe: No, it ought to be "We wish you a Merry non-demo-no-mo-ni-me-natial summer holiday," 'cos we live in the Southern Hemisphere! Me and Imogen: You mean non-denominational? Chloe: Yeah - isn't that what I said? Imogen: No...
(During Fibres and Fabrics class) Sarah: *Saying dumb stuff* Me: Sarah... Please shut up. Sarah: Please shut up? You wouldn't say, "Please drop dead," would you? Me: Actually, I probably would. Ellie? Ellie: What? Me: Please drop dead. Ellie: WHAT?!?!? XDDDDDD Me: *Twirls hair* Told you I'd say that.
(Me and Ellie talking at school)
Ellie: Gah, my brother is so immature! He's always watching footy, picking his nose, you know? Why are teenage boys so immature? Me: I dunno, but firstly, I don't think it's contagious, and secondly, it continues 'til they're about 80 so you'd better get used to it...
(No offence to any teenage boys here, it's just her brother - and all the other boys I know in Real Life XD)
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Post by Spot on Dec 26, 2005 12:52:18 GMT -5
Dad (talking about me): She's practical. She takes after her father! Brother: ... usually with something sharp. >D
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 26, 2005 20:06:52 GMT -5
I got my brother a whoopie cushion as a stocking stuffer for Christmas...
Mom: Well, the present you gave Adam is certainly entertaining the kids... *referring to my older brothers and my dad*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2005 21:23:33 GMT -5
Mom: *Playing on the floor with Kairo like she's a dog.* Erika: HEY LOOK, KAIRO! IT'S A B*TCH! XD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 27, 2005 13:47:05 GMT -5
Dad: D'you think Apple will go on to make the Ipod Micro and the Ipod Peco? Me: I think Micro comes before Nano. Dad: Let's see, there's Deci-, Centi-, Milli-... Mom: I hate having dinner at this table...
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Post by bag on Dec 27, 2005 17:08:05 GMT -5
So they sent George (Bush, not W.) to...
TEXAS! What a nice place for George to live!
(From MAD about the 90's.)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2005 20:12:43 GMT -5
Dad: *picks up my GBA Cable Line, or whatever you call 'em things* What's this? Me: It's for my GBA. Dad: But you have an SP. Me: DS. Dad: Oh, right. Mom: Does that cable work in DSes? Me: Nope. Only for GBA. You need an entirely new one for a DS. Dad: What's DS stand for, anyway? Me: Dual Screen. Dad: Oh, not Dumb steamy dung?
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