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Post by Elcie on Dec 2, 2005 15:50:47 GMT -5
Me: *draws on Julia's desk with a disembodied pencil lead* Julia: >O NOOO! *a fight ensues in which I drop my pencil lead* Us: OHNOOOOOO! Julia: I can just see us diving under the desk and scrambling for it... XD Me: *gets another pencil and starts drawing on her desk again* Julia: Okay, okay, I'll get your eraser lead... Me: My what?! XD (Keep in mind that this was all while Mr. B was lecturing. XD)
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 2, 2005 18:58:21 GMT -5
It all started when Andrew took out a 50 dollar bill...
Andrew: *Plays with 50 dollar bill. Spindling it, folding it, etc* Mr Winckers: Hey, Mr Fifty! Pay attention!
Mr Winckers: ... Now, someone find a rolling pin. Andrew: I'm rich, I don't have to find the rolling pin!
Andrew: Move, I wanna sit down. Colin: Oh, so the rich guy wants to sit down!
Adrian: Andrew, if you have a fifty dollar bill, you're gonna have to share it with everyone!
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Me: To be truly smart, you must know what you can and can't do. Olivia: Argh, stop using big words!
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Post by bag on Dec 2, 2005 20:23:58 GMT -5
Some maybe math-challenged guy next to me in math class: They haven't ran in three weeks-Two months. (I interpreted it the 3 weeks=2 months way) Me (mentally): XDXDXDXDXDXD
Medical Newsletter article about hospital spending: $547 million on bio-terrorism....
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Dec 3, 2005 11:31:37 GMT -5
Me: *is stuck between a group of guys talking about Runescape quests and girls gossiping* Mr P: Unfortunately, we'll have to stay in the cold a bit longer, until the problem is fixed. Me: -_- .... So how long is she grounded for?
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Post by bag on Dec 5, 2005 19:42:46 GMT -5
The Biggest Loser (Weight-Loss Reality Show) about weight: "You don't realize what you've got until you've lost it..."
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 7, 2005 10:46:30 GMT -5
Mr Winckers: If you don't do well in this project, I'll call your mom. Girl: Huh? Mr Winckers: Yeah, she and I go WAY back. Students: *Snicker snicker* Mr Winckers: I dated your mom in high school! Girl: Eww! Mr Winckers: Ahh, I'm kidding!
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Dec 7, 2005 14:54:45 GMT -5
Last night some random stuff happened at my brother's birthday dinner xD Oh, and just for reference, my dad is a Startrek geek, hence part of these conversations:
Dad: Oooh... I know the best character of all-time on Star Trek, I just don't remember their name... Mom: Scotty? Brother: *other names* Mom: *other names* Me: I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Dad (knowing I've never watched Star Trek): Who? Me: Princess Leia ^______^ Everyone: *facepalm*
I don't remember who it ended up being, but it led to this:
Dad: *thatcharrie* is DEFINITELY the best character ever! Me: Is that an opinion or a fact? Dad: FACT! Me: o____0
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2005 15:33:05 GMT -5
Me: *walks over to Christian* Hey Christian, do you know where JD is? Heather: Joe? Christian: Yeah, but she calls him JD cause they're really good friends. But anyway, I saw him today, but I really don't know where he is. Are you still trying to ask him to the dance? Me: Yeah. Felicia: *in the background* YEAH SAMMY! YOU CAN DO IT! Me: *finally realizes what she's talking about* Christian: She's asking me about ANOTHER boy! *mutters* Stupid...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 7, 2005 18:42:14 GMT -5
In French, we were each doing assignments on our favourite songs.
Song: And life may give you sh... Taylor: *Quickly turns the volume down, then turns it back up again*
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Dec 8, 2005 16:29:26 GMT -5
In Biology, we're learning about DNA again, and how it divides and all that jazz. Mrs D related it to if she had a message for the office and she didn't have a phone. Random student: Scream? Random sensible student: Send a messenger?
Mrs D: Right, I'd send a messenger! But now think that when the Mrs V gets the message, it's in Swahili! And Mrs V, she don't speak Swahili, so...
At this point I was cracking up. XD
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Post by Elcie on Dec 8, 2005 17:15:12 GMT -5
*the door to the computer lab is locked and people are trying to get* Mrs. Brayer: I don't know if I should open that door.. hmmm... they never do any work anyway. Matthew: Burn them at the stake!
Mrs. Dorsey: In the statement "If p then q," what is p? Me: Prostitute... Oh, shoot! I meant hypothesis!
That really did happen, though I fortunately didn't say "prostitute" very loud. XD I am really losing it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2005 17:55:23 GMT -5
Zack: HithereSammyandXanthewhat'supyouknowtalkinginItalianstyleisreallyhardwhytheycameupwiththisstyle isbeyondmeholysteamy dungwhythehellamItalkinglikethis? I'm sorry if that stretches out the thread. XD And please don't ask why he was talking that fast. Vanessa: What starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Nicola: Ooh, I've heard this. Fire truck. Vanessa: Good. What starts with s and ends with e-x? Nicola: ...I don't know this one. Xanthe: Aw, it's a three letter word. Vanessa: Spandex. Christian: Oh yeah, Xanthe! It's a three letter word! Me: Hey Brianna. Brianna: Hi! Oh, Sammy, this is Christian. Me: *notices the Christian from the play coming down the stairs* Oh yeah, I already know hi - *looks at the boy standing next to Brianna* ...TOO MANY CHRISTIANS. Me: *to JD* Err... Do you want to go to the dance with me? JD: Sure. Actually, I was going to ask you. Me: Wow. *looks away* *notices Mike Z. standing next to me* GOOD BYE. Mike Z.: *walks away and chuckles*
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Dec 8, 2005 19:20:00 GMT -5
My mom, brother and I were playing this game called Cranium: Hoopla where you have cards that have stuff on them and the other people have to guess what it is. My brother, to say the least, was not wearing his glasses...
Brother: Let's just take a card, you're never gonna get this. Mom: What is it? Brother: Poetry Barn. *starts to put card away* Mom: *takes it* Poetry Barn? ... what the heck is that? Brother: I dunno. Mom: ... MICHAEL! It's Pottery Barn, as in the store! Not Poetry Barn! Brother: ... well, you wouldn't have gotten that anyway.
Brother: Um... let's see... how are you going to get this um... let's see clues. *starts timer* Me... Mom: Michael! Brother: No, let's just turn it off, we're not eve gonna get it. *turns it off* Me: What is it? Brother: Driver's seat. Mom: *takes it* MICHAEL! It's driver's test, not driver's seat! Brother: Same thing.
A few moments later, we lost xD
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 8, 2005 20:13:38 GMT -5
Teacher: "How many of you know atheists? *some people raise hands* All of you should be raising your hands, I'm an atheist." Jordan: "You're an atheist?!?! You look like you're Jewish!"
Teacher: "If you want to make someone look really bad, what do you call them?" Will *in british accent*: "She weighs the same as a duck..." *that side of the room explodes in Monty Python quotes/laughter* Teacher: "Godless. Wait, what?!"
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Post by Cow-winkle on Dec 8, 2005 23:42:43 GMT -5
Adam: This is a French game show. They're asking the contestants to tell them names of movies with music in them. Me: "LE SON DE MUSIQUE"! Contestant: "Amadeus". Me: C'mon, say "Le Son de Musique"!
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Adam: What does FBI stand for? Me: Federal Bureau of Investigation. Adam: "Federal Burrow of Investigation", got it!
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Student #1: I think Peter Jackson's gay with Michael Moore. Student #2: Peter Jackson's fat. Student #3: Actually, he's thin, he gained all that weight from the stress of making the Lord of the Rings movies. Student #2: So he's lost the weight? Student #4: Yep, he's gotta look good for Michael Moore!
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Brock: The reason you haven't gotten any work gond this class is because you spent the whole time talking. Olivia: That's insulting! Me: Actually, it's a fact. Olivia: You've been talking too! You've been talking to yourself! You've bee sitting there saying "Oh, blah blah blah, math stuff", pretending to be so smart and intelligent, when you're really stupid! Me: So far, the ratio of the amount of words I've said to the amount of words you've said is about 1:8. Olivia: Stop acting so smart!
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