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Post by Kat on Feb 3, 2005 8:48:11 GMT -5
Oooh.... Mipsy's in trouble! ROFL! Another wacky inn thing: Velm: [singing in the shower] Lalalala...... Talinia: My ears! They burn! Rohane: You don't have ears. Talinia: Oh. Mipsy: [devilish grin] I know how to shut him up... *a few moments later, a loud KABOOOM!* Velm: Mipsy! Don't Obilterate the shower! ROFL!!! *is laughing in real life* In the Adventurers' Camp (Terror Mountain)... (...note: SpongeBob parody) Mipsy: Let's gather 'round the campfire... Talinia: And sing our campfire song! M & T: OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!!! Mipsy: And if you don't think that we can sing it... Talinia: ...Faster then you're wrong. M & T: BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU - Rohane: BE QUIET!!! ...silence... Mipsy & Talinia: - JUST SING ALOOOOOONNNGGGG!!! Rohane: My ears are burning. Adventurer #1: That's because they're flopping near the campfire. Rohane: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! *runs around* Mipsy: So what do we do now? Talinia: LET'S KEEP SINGING!!! *strums on guitar* |
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Post by Gav on Feb 4, 2005 1:41:10 GMT -5
ROFL!!! *is laughing in real life* In the Adventurers' Camp (Terror Mountain)... (...note: SpongeBob parody) Mipsy: Let's gather 'round the campfire... Talinia: And sing our campfire song! M & T: OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!!! Mipsy: And if you don't think that we can sing it... Talinia: ...Faster then you're wrong. M & T: BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU - Rohane: BE QUIET!!! ...silence... Mipsy & Talinia: - JUST SING ALOOOOOONNNGGGG!!! Rohane: My ears are burning. Adventurer #1: That's because they're flopping near the campfire. Rohane: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! *runs around* Mipsy: So what do we do now? Talinia: LET'S KEEP SINGING!!! *strums on guitar* MEGA ROFL!!! Yeah, I remember that one... Rohane: Okay, guys, that was a nice rest, let's get going! Talinia, Velm... hey, where's Mipsy? *the gang enters her room* Mipsy [muttering in her sleep]: Oh, so cozy... *the gang shake her awake, only to find she has that green facial mask on* The rest of the party: ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! *drops dead* Mipsy: ...Yawn... hey, why are you guys stil sleeping? |
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Post by Kat on Feb 4, 2005 22:28:05 GMT -5
MEGA ROFL!!! Yeah, I remember that one... Rohane: Okay, guys, that was a nice rest, let's get going! Talinia, Velm... hey, where's Mipsy? *the gang enters her room* Mipsy [muttering in her sleep]: Oh, so cozy... *the gang shake her awake, only to find she has that green facial mask on* The rest of the party: ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! *drops dead* Mipsy: ...Yawn... hey, why are you guys stil sleeping? ROFL!!! Doesn't she have curlers to go with that? XD More "What's Inside The Inn" stories... Velm: Look what I can do!!! *juggles potion bottles while standing on one leg* Talinia: Riiiiiggggghhhhttt...now, look what I can do! *shoots an arrow and shatters a bottle* Mipsy: That's stupid! Now, watch THIS! *casts Astral Maelstrom and shatters three at a time* Rohane: WHAT IN FAERIELAND IS GOING ON IN HERE?? ...after five minutes... *Mipsy, Talinia and Velm are all writing on pieces of paper* I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.Mipsy: Do we REALLY have to write it 500 times?? Rohane: Keep quiet or I'll make it 1000! *taps sword dangerously on her table* Mipsy: *shudders* |
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2005 3:56:30 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Doesn't she have curlers to go with that? XD More "What's Inside The Inn" stories... Velm: Look what I can do!!! *juggles potion bottles while standing on one leg* Talinia: Riiiiiggggghhhhttt...now, look what I can do! *shoots an arrow and shatters a bottle* Mipsy: That's stupid! Now, watch THIS! *casts Astral Maelstrom and shatters three at a time* Rohane: WHAT IN FAERIELAND IS GOING ON IN HERE?? ...after five minutes... *Mipsy, Talinia and Velm are all writing on pieces of paper* I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.
I will not make a fool of myself.Mipsy: Do we REALLY have to write it 500 times?? Rohane: Keep quiet or I'll make it 1000! *taps sword dangerously on her table* Mipsy: *shudders* ROFLOLROFL!!!! That was priceless, Kat! Rohane: Hey guys, remember how it was like to be little? With big dreams and all... *Flashback to playground with Baby NQII Party* Baby Rohane: When I gow up, I wanna be a hewo with a cool sord! Baby Mipsy: And I wanna be able to use magic! Baby Talinia: And I wanna be the bestest arrow-person! Baby Velm: And I wanna be a tapdancing Mynci with thwee legs! *end flashback* *all look at Velm* Velm: *shrugs* You win some, you lose some. Muhahaha! |
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 4:02:59 GMT -5
ROFLOLROFL!!!! That was priceless, Kat! Rohane: Hey guys, remember how it was like to be little? With big dreams and all... *Flashback to playground with Baby NQII Party* Baby Rohane: When I gow up, I wanna be a hewo with a cool sord! Baby Mipsy: And I wanna be able to use magic! Baby Talinia: And I wanna be the bestest arrow-person! Baby Velm: And I wanna be a tapdancing Mynci with thwee legs! *end flashback* *all look at Velm* Velm: *shrugs* You win some, you lose some. Muhahaha! ROFL!!! But how did they meet together when they were little?  Oh, who cares. XD Valentine's Day incident: Talinia: Look at this arrow I found! Mipsy: Do you think it could make more damage? Velm: Let's see if it does! Shoot it! Talinia: *shoots arrow which accidentally hits Rohane* Rohane: WHO THE HECK - errrr...hi, Talinia...*dazed, lovestruck smile* Can I be your valentine? Mipsy: Say yes, Talinia! Say YES ALREADY!!! Velm: *makes kissy-kissy noises* Talinia: Uhhh...I don't know what to say... |
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2005 4:11:34 GMT -5
ROFL!!! But how did they meet together when they were little? Oh, who cares. XD Valentine's Day incident: Talinia: Look at this arrow I found! Mipsy: Do you think it could make more damage? Velm: Let's see if it does! Shoot it! Talinia: *shoots arrow which accidentally hits Rohane* Rohane: WHO THE HECK - errrr...hi, Talinia...*dazed, lovestruck smile* Can I be your valentine? Mipsy: Say yes, Talinia! Say YES ALREADY!!! Velm: *makes kissy-kissy noises* Talinia: Uhhh...I don't know what to say... ROFL! Talinia is a love target... *Is listening to 'Welcome to my Life'* To be hurt... Okay, another one! Mipsy: Solar Furnace! Rohane: Phew! It's warm in here! *Enemies are defeated, Mipsy gains a skill point and uses it on GDD* *Enemies attack* Mipsy: Anarchic Wind! Rohane: Aaaaccchhhoooo!!! Curse you, weather! Make up your mind! |
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 4:19:24 GMT -5
ROFL! Talinia is a love target... *Is listening to 'Welcome to my Life'* To be hurt... Okay, another one! Mipsy: Solar Furnace! Rohane: Phew! It's warm in here! *Enemies are defeated, Mipsy gains a skill point and uses it on GDD* *Enemies attack* Mipsy: Anarchic Wind! Rohane: Aaaaccchhhoooo!!! Curse you, weather! Make up your mind! ROFL!!! Ooh, "Welcome to my Life!" Yay! I love that song. On a happier note, I'm headed for Siliclast. Two bosses to kill and soon I'll get Velm! Anyway... ...in the Lost Desert... Velm: It's so hot out here!!! Talinia: Yeah, I can't take it anymore... Rohane: One more step and I'll faint. Mipsy: Hey guys, I've got an idea!!! *takes three Chill Potions and pours them on her comrades* *each one takes 100+ damage off of each* Mipsy: Oops. Umm...I'll just walk away... |
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2005 4:23:23 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Ooh, "Welcome to my Life!" Yay! I love that song. On a happier note, I'm headed for Siliclast. Two bosses to kill and soon I'll get Velm! Anyway... ...in the Lost Desert... Velm: It's so hot out here!!! Talinia: Yeah, I can't take it anymore... Rohane: One more step and I'll faint. Mipsy: Hey guys, I've got an idea!!! *takes three Chill Potions and pours them on her comrades* *each one takes 100+ damage off of each* Mipsy: Oops. Umm...I'll just walk away... ROFL!!! That was hilarious! Yeah, I got the entire lyrics. You want me to post them? *The party is practising their attacks* Mipsy: Obilterate! *blasts a tree, which falls and hits Rohane* Rohane: Oow! Velm: Celestial Hammer! *smashes a boulder, which falls on Rohane* Rohane: Ooow! Talinia: Spray of Arrows! *shoots arrows into the sky, where they fall and pierce on Rohane* Rohane: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! The rest of the party: Oops... |
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 4:34:53 GMT -5
ROFL!!! That was hilarious! Yeah, I got the entire lyrics. You want me to post them? *The party is practising their attacks* Mipsy: Obilterate! *blasts a tree, which falls and hits Rohane* Rohane: Oow! Velm: Celestial Hammer! *smashes a boulder, which falls on Rohane* Rohane: Ooow! Talinia: Spray of Arrows! *shoots arrows into the sky, where they fall and pierce on Rohane* Rohane: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! The rest of the party: Oops... No thanks. ^^ Got the lyrics saved on mah compie. XD And about that...ROFL! That was TOTALLY PRICELESS! AND I don't think we'll ever run out of ideas for these things!!! YAY! DIE, SILICLAST!!! Mipsy: *is jumping on her bed again* YAY! Talinia: Please, cut it out! You might break something again! Velm: Oh no...*is sitting on his own bed* *Suddenly Mipsy trips, and falls on Talinia. Talinia crashes on top of Velm, and they all fall on Rohane* Rohane: Get...off...me...NOW! |
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2005 4:44:19 GMT -5
No thanks. ^^ Got the lyrics saved on mah compie. XD And about that...ROFL! That was TOTALLY PRICELESS! AND I don't think we'll ever run out of ideas for these things!!! YAY! DIE, SILICLAST!!! Mipsy: *is jumping on her bed again* YAY! Talinia: Please, cut it out! You might break something again! Velm: Oh no...*is sitting on his own bed* *Suddenly Mipsy trips, and falls on Talinia. Talinia crashes on top of Velm, and they all fall on Rohane* Rohane: Get...off...me...NOW! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! And me too! And I hope we don't run out, I need something stress-relieving. *MF (Minor Foreman) is defeated* Rohane: Hah! Now fade away into nothingness! MF: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Rohane: C'mon, fade away.. MF: Noooooooooo! Rohane: Fade away, fade away, fade away.... MF: Noooooo. A few hours later... Rohane: Please fade away? With sugar icing and strawberries on top? MF: No. |
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 4:51:13 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! And me too! And I hope we don't run out, I need something stress-relieving. *MF (Minor Foreman) is defeated* Rohane: Hah! Now fade away into nothingness! MF: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Rohane: C'mon, fade away.. MF: Noooooooooo! Rohane: Fade away, fade away, fade away.... MF: Noooooo. A few hours later... Rohane: Please fade away? With sugar icing and strawberries on top? MF: No. ROFL!!! *imagines Rohane doing the puppy-dog eyes while pleading* Anyway... Velm: *robe gets snagged on a tree while in the Haunted Woods* Mipsy: Are you all right? Velm: Umm...*pulls*...just fine...*tugs and rips his robes, showing little ducky boxers* Mipsy: Nice boxers, cleric. ...after a while in the Haunted Woods... Hubrid Nox: So, are you scared of me? Rohane: Nope. Hubrid Nox: Well...are you? Rohane: We're not scared of you! Hubrid Nox: HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FEET!!! Rohane: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!! |
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2005 4:56:15 GMT -5
ROFL!!! *imagines Rohane doing the puppy-dog eyes while pleading* Anyway... Velm: *robe gets snagged on a tree while in the Haunted Woods* Mipsy: Are you all right? Velm: Umm...*pulls*...just fine...*tugs and rips his robes, showing little ducky boxers* Mipsy: Nice boxers, cleric. ...after a while in the Haunted Woods... Hubrid Nox: So, are you scared of me? Rohane: Nope. Hubrid Nox: Well...are you? Rohane: We're not scared of you! Hubrid Nox: HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FEET!!! Rohane: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!! Award-winning ROFL!!! The second one was from FoP, right? Mipsy (wearing a veil and black robes): Sob... Rohane: Mipsy, who died? Mipsy: You don't know how it's like to lose someone so young! Velm: Who? Mipsy: He was so handsome, so strong, so... bubbly! Talinia: You used up your Superstar Bubble Bath again, right? Mipsy: THE TORTURE OF FRIZZY FUR!!! |
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 5:03:53 GMT -5
Award-winning ROFL!!! The second one was from FoP, right? Mipsy (wearing a veil and black robes): Sob... Rohane: Mipsy, who died? Mipsy: You don't know how it's like to lose someone so young! Velm: Who? Mipsy: He was so handsome, so strong, so... bubbly! Talinia: You used up your Superstar Bubble Bath again, right? Mipsy: THE TORTURE OF FRIZZY FUR!!! *falls over laughing* Yes, it was from FOP. XDDDDDDD Poor, poor Mipsy. XD And here we go, with "Inside the Inn"!!! Velm: Fighting monsters makes me hungry! Haven't you girls prepared breakfast yet? Talinia: Here you go, boys! Eat up, there's more where that came from! *Rohane and Velm begin eating before the girls could* Velm and Rohane: Hey, what's the soup made of? Tchea? Mipsy and Talinia: Nooooo... Velm: Ooh, ooh! Trout! Mipsy: Wrong again! Rohane: We give up! What? Talinia: RATTLECOBRALLS!!! V & R: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?? Talinia: Well, it's better than Sand Walker Steak, right? Velm: Yeah, the stuff that made me puke. |
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Post by Fj0rd on Feb 5, 2005 12:25:49 GMT -5
XDDD These are great... absolutely hilarious. ^^
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Post by Kat on Feb 5, 2005 12:43:44 GMT -5
XDDD These are great... absolutely hilarious. ^^ Did you finish NQII yet? *** Mipsy: Wheeeeee! *blasts a random rock into oblivion* Rohane: Hey, just how do you do that? Mipsy: Here, try it! *tosses him the wand* Rohane: Err, obliterate? *accidentally blasts himself instead* Talinia: Guess that's why he's better off with a sword. Velm: Oww! OWWW! I shot an arrow into my foot! *hops on the other* Mipsy: And no wonder Velm's better off with a staff. |
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