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Post by Kat on Feb 1, 2005 6:47:41 GMT -5
*is laughing in real life* Poor, poor Talinia. ROFL...I think this'll never stop.
Mipsy: Awww, poor ickle Scuzzy-wuzzy broke a claw!
Scuzzy: You no be laughing at Scuzzy!
Talinia: I think someone's in need of a nap. *Both girls begin laughing their heads off*
Scuzzy: *growls and raises both paws in the air*
M & T: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *high-pitched screams*
Rohane: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *dives down from nowhere and plunges the sword straight into the boss's back* Remind me again why I hired you both...
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Post by Gav on Feb 1, 2005 6:51:29 GMT -5
*is laughing in real life* Poor, poor Talinia. ROFL...I think this'll never stop. Mipsy: Awww, poor ickle Scuzzy-wuzzy broke a claw! Scuzzy: You no be laughing at Scuzzy! Talinia: I think someone's in need of a nap. *Both girls begin laughing their heads off* Scuzzy: *growls and raises both paws in the air* M & T: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *high-pitched screams* Rohane: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *dives down from nowhere and plunges the sword straight into the boss's back* Remind me again why I hired you both... *Chokes in laughter* This is great stuff! We should get an artist and submit into the NT. Mipsy (showered by gifts and being fanned): Ah, this is the life, right slaves? The rest of the party: *bows* All hail Queen Mipsy! All hail Queen Mipsy! *loud, booming voice intersects* Rohane: Mipsy! You're in the wrong stimulation! Sorry for all the Mipsy-poking, she's just really easy to do. |
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Post by Kat on Feb 1, 2005 7:02:44 GMT -5
*snicker snicker* And she happens to be my favorite character. XD On a sadder note, I died...thanks to a couple of Demonic Grarrls. XP
Terask II: *down to 5/5000*
Rohane: Let's finish him off and get it over with!
Terask II: Please don't hurt me...
Talinia: Is this a trap or something? If we end up dying thanks to his antics...
Terask II: It's not a trick! Take the queen! Take Faerieland! I'm outta here!!!
Velm: That was easy...
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Post by Gav on Feb 1, 2005 7:07:15 GMT -5
LOL!!!
I'm gonna torture Velm now, just to return the favour of torturing my fav character.
Velm: Die, evil scum! I shall not crush you under my Staff of Righteous Fury!
Talinia: Stop the drama and kill Terask already!
Velm: Oh, okay.
*Velm prepares to stab Terask, but the other pointy end of the SoRF pokes him in the eye*
Velm: ARRRGH! *puts hand to eye* It burns!
Rohane: And now you know why he has a black eye everytime he's hit... staffs are not the best weapons.
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Post by Kat on Feb 1, 2005 7:36:05 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Here's a parody of that parody...
Talinia: One last hit! Rohane, it's all yours, Captain!
Rohane: *raises the Sword of Apocalypse*
Mipsy: Ooh, ooh! I want to kill Terask! Me! Me!
Rohane: Errr...just make this count, okay?
Mipsy: *snatches SoA and tries lifting it* Too...heavy...argh...*drops it on Rohane's foot*
Rohane: OWWWWWWW!!! THAT COST ME 30 DAMAGE!
Velm: And now you know why we should all eat our vegetables!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2005 15:59:41 GMT -5
Okay, Here's the thing. I defeated the Miner Foreman and put on my new armour. I bought a new sword. What level should I face Zombom at?
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Post by Gav on Feb 2, 2005 1:44:42 GMT -5
Okay, Here's the thing. I defeated the Miner Foreman and put on my new armour. I bought a new sword. What level should I face Zombom at? Level 12+. And Kat... ROFL!!! And now for another ep of 'What you never knew in NQII'. Talinia: *shoots monsters* *monsters run up to Talinia and smooch her* Talinia: Yuck! Gross! Velm: I think Cupid got his stuff mixed up... Velm: Talinia, why are your arrows unlimited? Talinia: Becuase they're magical. Velm: Oh... why are they magical? Talinia: Becuase they've got Faerie Magic inside them. Velm: Oh... why... Talinia: *shoots Velm* |
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Post by Kat on Feb 2, 2005 6:04:38 GMT -5
Gav, that was PRICELESS! And one time, in the Neoboards, someone said that Talinia was..."manly". XDDDDDDDDD I disagree.
What really goes on at the inn...
Velm: Eat your vegetables!
Mipsy: I don't want to! *folds arms across chest*
Talinia: No wonder you're the weakest, Mipsy. And Rohane, don't flex your pecs in front of us.
Velm: He left something!
Rohane: Did not! Mipsy keeps shoving the stuff she doesn't want on mine!
Velm: *turns to Mipsy angrily*
Mipsy: Uhhh...oh, look at the time! We really have to go now! *runs off* Goody-goody clerics...
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Post by Gav on Feb 3, 2005 3:26:56 GMT -5
Gav, that was PRICELESS! And one time, in the Neoboards, someone said that Talinia was..."manly". XDDDDDDDDD I disagree. What really goes on at the inn... Velm: Eat your vegetables! Mipsy: I don't want to! *folds arms across chest* Talinia: No wonder you're the weakest, Mipsy. And Rohane, don't flex your pecs in front of us. Velm: He left something! Rohane: Did not! Mipsy keeps shoving the stuff she doesn't want on mine! Velm: *turns to Mipsy angrily* Mipsy: Uhhh...oh, look at the time! We really have to go now! *runs off* Goody-goody clerics...That was... was... a word that can describe the funnyness! Yeah, goody-goody clerics... Talinia: Rohane, what is your strength? You seem to be able to do so much damage... Rohane: 1 zillion. Mipsy: Wow! But how did you get it that high? It's unbelievable! Rohane: Er... hard training, and, er... vitamin pills! Velm: *suspicious glance* REEEAAALLLYYY??? Rohane: Er... yeah! Talinia: You're lying! Rohane: Am not! And even if I was, I'd never tell you! *crosses arms and pouts* Mipsy: Oh really? *holds up a White Blumaroo Plushie* Talk, or he gets Obilterated! Rohane: I'll talk! Just don't hard Mr. Woffles! I glitched the lab ray.*A giant robot stomps into the inn and fires a freeze-ray at Rohane, then leaves the frozen Rohane* All: 0_o |
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Post by Kat on Feb 3, 2005 3:37:41 GMT -5
That was... was... a word that can describe the funnyness! Yeah, goody-goody clerics... Talinia: Rohane, what is your strength? You seem to be able to do so much damage... Rohane: 1 zillion. Mipsy: Wow! But how did you get it that high? It's unbelievable! Rohane: Er... hard training, and, er... vitamin pills! Velm: *suspicious glance* REEEAAALLLYYY??? Rohane: Er... yeah! Talinia: You're lying! Rohane: Am not! And even if I was, I'd never tell you! *crosses arms and pouts* Mipsy: Oh really? *holds up a White Blumaroo Plushie* Talk, or he gets Obilterated! Rohane: I'll talk! Just don't hard Mr. Woffles! I glitched the lab ray.*A giant robot stomps into the inn and fires a freeze-ray at Rohane, then leaves the frozen Rohane* All: 0_o ROFL!!! Egads... Talinia: Too...many...healing potions... Mipsy: What do we do? They're too heavy to carry by ourselves... M & T: Hmmmmm... Five minutes and lots of begging and puppydog eyes later...Mipsy: Pick up the pace, Rohane! Talinia: Yeah, you don't want us to be late for Scuzzy, don't you? Rohane: You...do realize...that it's HARD TO PULL A BAG OF 60-something OR MORE HEALING POTIONS AT ONCE?! Talinia: We'd help you, but we'd ruin our manicures. |
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Post by Gav on Feb 3, 2005 4:52:41 GMT -5
ROFL!!! ;D
Mipsy: The next time something bites me, it's getting set on fire.
*Desctructive wocky bites Mipsy*
Mipsy: Arrgh! *Casts Snowstorm and freezes wocky*
Rohane: I thought you said it was gonna be set on fire.
Mipsy: Not my fault I haven't learnt Solar Furnace yet.
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Post by Kat on Feb 3, 2005 5:06:41 GMT -5
ROFL!!! ;D Mipsy: The next time something bites me, it's getting set on fire. *Desctructive wocky bites Mipsy* Mipsy: Arrgh! *Casts Snowstorm and freezes wocky* Rohane: I thought you said it was gonna be set on fire. Mipsy: Not my fault I haven't learnt Solar Furnace yet. ;D ;D ;D Mipsy: Hey Rohane, are you scared of anything? Rohane: Nope, never in a million years. I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! Talinia: *sneaks up on him* BOO! Rohane: *screams really high, like a girl and faints* Velm: And he's supposed to be our captain... |
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Post by Gav on Feb 3, 2005 5:28:23 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Mipsy: Hey Rohane, are you scared of anything? Rohane: Nope, never in a million years. I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! Talinia: *sneaks up on him* BOO! Rohane: *screams really high, like a girl and faints* Velm: And he's supposed to be our captain... ROFL! Rohane: Preapre to die, Ramtor! *holds sword above Ramtor's chest* Preapre to be vanquished, evil scu-OOF! *Jeran shoves Rohane out of the way, then finishes Ramtor off* *Jeran's fangirls cheer* Rohane: Hey! Jeran: Not my fault, dude. If the fangirls see someone else acting the hero, they'll go bazooka on you. |
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Post by Kat on Feb 3, 2005 5:39:55 GMT -5
ROFL! Rohane: Preapre to die, Ramtor! *holds sword above Ramtor's chest* Preapre to be vanquished, evil scu-OOF! *Jeran shoves Rohane out of the way, then finishes Ramtor off* *Jeran's fangirls cheer* Rohane: Hey! Jeran: Not my fault, dude. If the fangirls see someone else acting the hero, they'll go bazooka on you. Now THAT'S one thing Rider would love to see! ROFL!!! And now...another crazy inn episode... Mipsy: YAY! *jumps up and down on the beds* YAY! Talinia: Quit it! I'm busy polishing my bow! Mipsy: No way! *boing* *boing* *CRASH!!!* Talinia: You smashed...YOU SMASHED THE CELESTIAL TALISMAN! Mipsy: I did? Rohane: If someone smashed the Celestial Talisman, I will slash him and mash him and bash him and crush him and slice him to little bits and sweep him into the sewers! Him OR her... Talinia: You're busted. |
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Post by Gav on Feb 3, 2005 7:30:12 GMT -5
Now THAT'S one thing Rider would love to see! ROFL!!! And now...another crazy inn episode... Mipsy: YAY! *jumps up and down on the beds* YAY! Talinia: Quit it! I'm busy polishing my bow! Mipsy: No way! *boing* *boing* *CRASH!!!* Talinia: You smashed...YOU SMASHED THE CELESTIAL TALISMAN! Mipsy: I did? Rohane: If someone smashed the Celestial Talisman, I will slash him and mash him and bash him and crush him and slice him to little bits and sweep him into the sewers! Him OR her... Talinia: You're busted.Oooh.... Mipsy's in trouble! ROFL! Another wacky inn thing: Velm: [singing in the shower] Lalalala...... Talinia: My ears! They burn! Rohane: You don't have ears. Talinia: Oh. Mipsy: [devilish grin] I know how to shut him up... *a few moments later, a loud KABOOOM!* Velm: Mipsy! Don't Obilterate the shower! |
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