Anyone in the mood for riddles?

[peachifruit]

sol_luna_estrella said:

Oh, well! I got at least one of them right on my own! ;D

Yay for you, then! I'm very bad at riddles, so this is my one chance to STUMP YOU ALLLL! MWEEHEEHEEHEEEE!

...Ahem. Enough of that.

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

I LOVE that Mt. Everest one. It takes advantage of the way that human thinking works. Just like the following one.

E5 (classification: checking your assumptions): A boy and his dad were driving in a car. Their car suddenly gets hit by a drunk driver's car. The father is killed in the collision and the son is seriously hurt. He hospital in need of an operation. The surgeon comes into the room, gasps, and says "I can't operate on this boy! He's my son!"
What is going on here?

[Patjade]

peachifruit said:

- A cowboy rides into a town on Friday. Exactly three days later he leaves the town on Saturday. How is this possible? Medium

Friday is his horse. ;D

- A woman works at the 11th floor of a tall apartment building. One day, while at the window, she falls asleep. Well, since she's sitting at the window and falls asleep with her head on the glass, the window creaks open and she falls through! But don't feel sorry for her--she makes it to the ground unharmed! Now, how does she do that? {No, she didn't have a parachute. No, she wasn't on the bottom floor.} A Bit Hard

She's a window washer and fell through INTO the building.

- There is an all-green one-story house. The plates are green, the carpets are green, the mirrors are green. What color is the upstairs bathroom? Easy Peasy!

Tain't none. It's a one-story house!

- Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world? Very Easy

Mt Everest. It hasn't been discovered yet.

[peachifruit]

ember188 said:

I LOVE that Mt. Everest one. It takes advantage of the way that human thinking works. Just like the following one.

E5 (classification: checking your assumptions): A boy and his dad were driving in a car. Their car suddenly gets hit by a drunk driver's car. The father is killed in the collision and the son is seriously hurt. He hospital in need of an operation. The surgeon comes into the room, gasps, and says "I can't operate on this boy! He's my son!"
What is going on here?

It's his mama! (I've heard this one before.)

Patjade, you're absolutely right! She's a window washer!

[sollunaestrella]

I have a pretty easy one!

What is something that is yours, but is used more by others than by yourself?

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

peachifruit said:

It's his mama! (I've heard this one before.)

Patjade, you're absolutely right! She's a window washer!

Thanks for spoiling it, Peachi. But E1-E4 have yet to be answered. . .

[peachifruit]

This is fun! Here's one more:

- A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for five minutes, and finally she hangs him. (What a loving wife.) Later that night, they both go out to a romantic dinner together. Now, how did that happen? {No, she didn't re-marry.} Hard

[Patjade]

sol_luna_estrella said:

I have a pretty easy one!

What is something that is yours, but is used more by others than by yourself?

Your name!

[peachifruit]

ember188 said:

Thanks for spoiling it, Peachi.

You're very welcome, ember.

[sollunaestrella]

Patjade said:

Your name!

Yep.

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

peachifruit said:

This is fun! Here's one more:

- A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for five minutes, and finally she hangs him. (What a loving wife.) Later that night, they both go out to a romantic dinner together. Now, how did that happen? {No, she didn't re-marry.} Hard

Ha! I now get the chance to return the favor!

She shoots him with a camera, holds the picture under water to develop it, and then hangs it on the wall.

[peachifruit]

Blast you, ember!

Anyways, you're right.

[Patjade]

peachifruit said:

This is fun! Here's one more:

- A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for five minutes, and finally she hangs him. (What a loving wife.) Later that night, they both go out to a romantic dinner together. Now, how did that happen? {No, she didn't re-marry.} Hard

Easiness. She's a photographer. She shoots a picture of her husband, develops it, then hangs it up to dry.

Darn, time lag got me again!

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

peachifruit said:

Blast you, ember!

Anyways, you're right.

Naturally.

[peachifruit]

Rrr. A mere flaw in my stump-the-world plan! Have we used the '-gry' riddle yet?

(There are three words that end with "gry". Angry is one and hungry is another. What is the third word? Everyone uses it every day and Everyone knows what it means. If you have been listening, I have already told you what the word is.)