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Post by gentlewind on Dec 27, 2002 0:51:52 GMT -5
6) The man was sleepwalking all the while and then after he ate the seagull, he suddenly remembers that he made a solemn promise not to eat meat that involved killing himself?? ;D ;D Lol, I was kidding. I have no clue.
EDIT: Woah! I posted this at the same time when Peachi posted hers! Heh, our answers are a like in a way.
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Post by sara on Dec 27, 2002 0:52:42 GMT -5
Maybe the buttons are lower on the 11th floor... I doubt it, it's supposedly the same elevator, right? Or is it...
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Post by peachifruit on Dec 27, 2002 0:56:50 GMT -5
How about I add onto the fray with another riddle?
7) When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
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Post by Patjade on Dec 27, 2002 0:57:44 GMT -5
I doubt it, it's supposedly the same elevator, right? Or is it... But the buttons to let you IN the elevator may be lower on the upper floor... But why she would walk UP to the 11th when she lives on the 10th is another riddle.
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Post by oddhatter on Dec 27, 2002 0:58:17 GMT -5
Yes, she was too short. So she could ride down, but couldn't press the higher buttons. And no one was riding with her tht late at night.
My numbering was wrong...sorry, my mistake. Sorry if that added an unnecessary dimension to the riddle.
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Post by peachifruit on Dec 27, 2002 0:58:43 GMT -5
Heh, our answers are a like in a way. Yeah, they are!
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Post by gentlewind on Dec 27, 2002 1:00:21 GMT -5
8) (I'll post one too)
A man with a suit lies dead on the ground with his briefcase tucked underneath. There is a green stone a few feet away from him? What was the cause of his death? (HINT: Think the letter 'S')
(Yep, it's a bit like Sara's. My friend asked me this a few months ago)
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Post by sara on Dec 27, 2002 1:10:24 GMT -5
Yes, she was too short. So she could ride down, but couldn't press the higher buttons. And no one was riding with her tht late at night. My numbering was wrong...sorry, my mistake. Sorry if that added an unnecessary dimension to the riddle. It's OK, I think it made the riddle more fun. 9) Why did the chicken cross the road? 10) Why will (hopefully) nobody answer riddle #9
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Post by gentlewind on Dec 27, 2002 1:15:56 GMT -5
9) To get to the other side? To run away from the slaughterhouse? ;D
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Post by sara on Dec 27, 2002 1:22:35 GMT -5
6) Question - is there is big long life history behind this guy during his journey?
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Post by sara on Dec 27, 2002 1:29:47 GMT -5
8) (I'll post one too) A man with a suit lies dead on the ground with his briefcase tucked underneath. There is a green stone a few feet away from him? What was the cause of his death? (HINT: Think the letter 'S')) Is the letter "s" the cause of his death? I don't know, I'm stumpted...
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Post by Patjade on Dec 27, 2002 1:32:05 GMT -5
9) Why did the chicken cross the road? CBS-TV's Andy Rooney: I could have said "Didja ever wonder why it is that the chicken crossed the road, and which road it was?" But I didn't. I did ask some turkeys, however, and this is what they said... William Jefferson Clinton: That depends on how yuh define "road". COBOL Programmers: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING Hillary Rodham Clinton: I don't bake cookies; I don't cook chicken. I am not a crook -- er, I am not a cook. James Carville: Because the mean-spirited Republican majority in congress was going to cook the chicken and leave only the sun-bleached bones picked bare for the American people that they'd throw out in the street, Larry! A Typical Politically Correct Person: Don't blame the chicken! Society is to blame. The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. We are all to blame, for failing to provide... [blah, blah, blah -- ad nauseam] Rush Limbaugh: It was having more fun than a chicken should be allowed to have, listening to the Rush Limbaugh program on the EIB network and reveling in its righteousness! Gilligan and the Skipper: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost. Deanna Troi: It was experiencing -- GREAT PAIN -- TORMENT! Sigmund Freud: The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the cross walk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich. Bill Gates: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your darn business. Colonel Harlan Sanders: What, did I forget one? I can go on and on...
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Dec 27, 2002 1:39:31 GMT -5
9) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the said chicken is, in fact, a llama. The lamma crossed the road because he belives he is a chicken, doing what chickens do naturally, he crossed the road. However, there is more to this, you see the llama is also part alien. Crossing roads is, in his culture, fun like one would find a root canal is. He went to the other side not ONLY because of his chicken fetish and alien cluture but to tell the deaf dog on the other side that he is a pretty ballernia... ^_^
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Post by sara on Dec 27, 2002 1:44:06 GMT -5
Bill Gates: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your darn business. I like that answer the best. But from a certain perspective, we shouldn't be answering that riddle. That's what riddle # 10 is....
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Post by gentlewind on Dec 27, 2002 2:17:44 GMT -5
Nope. Think of symbols and comics..
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