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Post by Azzandra on Jan 27, 2003 4:51:53 GMT -5
You know, each time I got into the NT, my sister bugged me if I got any hate mail yet. Finally, I poppedand asked why the frell does she want to know that. So she handed me a piece of paper saying:
"Automatic hate mail replying system:
The system has detected a hate mail coming from your direction. Altough it has not been deleted, it shall be saved on the hate mail Wall of Shame. Since yours was worse than anybody else's, you shall be dealt with by Oogle, the two-meter tall mutant Lupe/alien experiment.
Have a nice day in Oogle's stomach!"
I'm going to use this with the first occassion I get...
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Post by karmaleafbarer on Jan 27, 2003 5:48:20 GMT -5
I didn't get any hate mail this week, but Dave got a rather nasty one from someone....
Some of you might have noticed there was a panel in his comic this week which (unintentionally) looks like his blumaroo character is sneaking a peek up a young lady's dress. This did not go unnoticed by this particular troll and he recieved a mail reading:
You sicko!!!! If you ever put anything like that in your comic again I'll report you to the staff and have you frozen! Why don't you think next time that kids like me might see stuff like that??
So, since Dave was sleeping and is generally a mouse about replying to hate mail, I decided to fire back a letter ala my own style ^^ (his neomail was turned off conveniently....trolls generally do not like getting replies to their venom) so I sent a battledome challenge with my letter in it instead which I intend to ignore if he accepts.
First of all, who died and made you king/queen/whatever you are? Second of all, report me all you want. The comic had to pass a staff member's inspection to make it into the Times in the first place and you'd be wasting your time. And third of all, my advice to you is if you are that easily offended, make use of the special little X button on your browser. Better yet, turn off the computer daddy pays for, get off of Mummy's AOL account, and go turn on some Teletubbies for yourself, you bawl-baby.
Perhaps you've noticed, but my patience for these people who come caving in the roof of my little corner of Nirvana with their flameguns ablazing and screaming, is wearing dangerously thin. I await the day I find out one of these jerks lives in my apartment complex....you'll hear about me on the news as having instigated the first Neopets-related homicide....which would blow for me since I'd be in prison, but I bet a lot of the people who act that way on neo would think twice about it....*slams down a fist* I SUFFER FOR J000!!!!!!!!
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Post by karmaleafbarer on Jan 27, 2003 20:35:27 GMT -5
UPDATE ON SNERT INCIDENT
This is the mother of the child who wrote to you. I recommend you do not contact my child ever again and he will not contact you as well. But you need to be aware that there are lots of kids on this site and that you are out of your league. A character actively smoking and womanizing is very offensive to some.
This....REALLY tinkled me off. So I bit my tongue as best as I could and wrote a reply.
Tell me, do you allow your child to watch Disney cartoons or old Warner Brothers cartoons? Are you aware that several characters in those walk around with a cliche cigar butt in their mouth? Are you also aware that in almost all the old Droopy Dog cartoons a very shapely young lady is introduced that becomes the object of lust/affection of Droopy and the villian character? How many whiny letters have you written to Warner Brothers? That's what I thought. If Neopets found the content of the comic offensive, it wouldn't have been published. End of story. And if you and your child are this easily offended, the internet is certainly not the place for you. So I recommend YOU don't contact ME again because you have initiated this harrassment and I am only retaliating.
*blows off smoking gun*
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Post by LDF on Jan 27, 2003 20:49:49 GMT -5
First of all, who died and made you king/queen/whatever you are? Second of all, report me all you want. The comic had to pass a staff member's inspection to make it into the Times in the first place and you'd be wasting your time. And third of all, my advice to you is if you are that easily offended, make use of the special little X button on your browser. Better yet, turn off the computer daddy pays for, get off of Mummy's AOL account, and go turn on some Teletubbies for yourself, you bawl-baby. oO; Stupid dumb little inmature kids -.- If it was in real life with the real people instead of just Neomail... they'd be sorry... }stabs a plushie{ Some people like these make me sick. Teletubbies is for kids under 6, no? |
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Jan 27, 2003 23:41:58 GMT -5
Mwaha! Brilliant Karma! ^_^
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