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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 7, 2003 16:38:01 GMT -5
Urg.. I never get any hate mail. Well there was the one that accused me of copying tracer bullet.
My reply
"Did you happen to read my author's note at the bottom?"
I never got a reply back. Death to illitarate morons.
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Post by karmaleafbarer on Jan 7, 2003 20:53:07 GMT -5
....and speaking of idiots pounding out hatemail, everybody say hello to Karma's prestigious Zoomtard Of The Week: NEOPETS USER: VIRRUS!!!!!
Virrus: I used to like you comic but now that i saw your user lookup i hate you and you dumb comic!
Me: uh huh...and what, pray tell, on my lookup, has spawned this juvenile outburst?
Virrus: so your on neopets, took a little time out of your busy schedule to answer my message.
Me: yes. Today is my day off of work. And since your message clearly whined for attention, who am I to deny you?
Virrus: 1. what do you mean whinned? 2. F_ you
Me: 1. Anyone who contacts a total stranger solely for the purpose of screaming insults at them from behind the protective shield of their computer screen clearly wants attention or suffers from a severe superiority complex 2. Stop skirting the issue with your sick fantasies and tell me what you didn't like about my lookup as long as you're going to be a baby and send me poorly-spelt hatemail
Virrus: know what forget it, i don't need your sarcasm.
Me: Fair enough. I don't need *your* trolling...especially when you can't even rattle your two brain cells together and think up a reason to be mad at me once you're up against the wall.
Error: You must be a neofriend of this person to message them[/i]
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by poy222 on Jan 7, 2003 21:14:08 GMT -5
Karma has to be the Queen of Comebacks; I'd never be able to think up responses like that so quick and easy.
LOL, that guy has a problem or something. He went bazerk when he saw your user lookup. I wonder why?
Something like that happened to me yesterday. I was on Playsite.com- a place where you play games against other people.
Some person invited me to a game and I declined because I was busy. Then the person whispered me and said:
Him: U want 2 fite!? Whyd u decline?
Me: Busy, leave me alone.
Him: u butt hed
Me: Gee, I'd hate to see the school where you learned to read and write... Poor you- such a bad education, you can't even spell your own insults. (I had it with this guy and began bothering him on how he wrote in chatspeak)
Him: incase u didnt kno wich it seems u dont i talk like dis wit every1 and dey do it 2
Me: Really? Interesting...NOT. I don't have time for people like you. Get your whisper messages out of my face.
Him: (He began to start making "yo mama" jokes) Yo mama so poor, she eats her cereal with fork 2 save milk.
Me: And what does eating cereal with a fork have to do with saving milk, let alone being poor...
Him: Yo mama so short, wen dey took her pic. fo her drivers lisense, her feet shoed.
Me:That doesn't make sense: even if "my moma" was short, when they take your picture for the license, they concentrate on your face- not your whole body.
Him: (another joke that REALLY didn't make sense this time. I forgot it though)
Me: Ok, now THAT really doesn't make sense.
Him: leeve me alone!:meening, get outa here!
Then he stopped. In the end, these people all react in the same manner. (I know I was really picky about his jokes but it was just to get him frustrated)
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Jan 7, 2003 21:20:19 GMT -5
Here is a nice prize gem of odd-ness that I just recived thru AIM...
Them: hi
Me: Hello!
Them: ur weird
Me: ?
Them: i dont like you
Me: Okay then
No previous contact before that, just out of the blue IMed me...
Odd...
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Post by the_darkjedi on Jan 7, 2003 21:25:47 GMT -5
....and speaking of idiots pounding out hatemail, everybody say hello to Karma's prestigious Zoomtard Of The Week: NEOPETS USER: VIRRUS!!!!! That, Karma, is nothing short of inspiring. *wipes tear from eye from excessive laughter* ;D |
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Post by poy222 on Jan 7, 2003 21:28:17 GMT -5
lol... zoomtard... lol
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Post by sara on Jan 7, 2003 21:37:53 GMT -5
Normally with hate mail I'll do the abstaining method - ignore & block. Out of sight, out of mind, out of long-term memory. However sometimes I'll play with the hate mailder, depending on the insult. Recently I got this neomail for my recent article - The last sentence gave it away they did not have an intellegiant opinion of my article at all, they just took the face value that it was against chatspeak, and didn't pay attention to the rest of the points (for example, if you read the article, I specifically state that I *can* understand chatspeak most of the time - so much for me being an idiot  ) tried to find as many ways as possible to knock down my article and myself for daring to challenge chatspeak. Very juvenile. I replied something like this - "Thank you for taking your time to read and reply to my article. I agree with everything you said and I'm glad you enjoyed my article." They have yet to reply. I'm slightly dissappointed, but I see it as a sign that I struck a nerve in them, and more importantly, I suppose that's a sign they'll never bug me again. |
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 7, 2003 22:24:35 GMT -5
I got my first hate mail today! Wheee!!!
This person served as my test subject for the "auto-form" technique. I saved what I said so that if they try neomailing me again I can send it to them word for word.
This is an automated response.
Thank you for taking the time to neomail me. I have been very busy lately, and have gotten a lot of fanmail due to my latest article. If that is what this is about, I am glad that you liked it. If you have other business, you can contact me by neomail at veraldaine_saraski, my other account. Thank you for your time, and I apologise for the inconvenience.
In case you are wondering, veraldaine_saraski is an old abandoned account of mine. BUT, here is the REAL genius part: I have this hatemailer's screen name, so the next time someone hatemails me I'll redirect them to THAT. Can you imagine, two semiliterate moron lamers exchanging flame mails, neither of them able to figure out quite what is going on! Ah, what fun!
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Post by sara on Jan 7, 2003 22:30:48 GMT -5
How about this one Karma? Arguing over the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still dumb That offends me. I used to be in Special Ed. However last year I got all honors classes, and I would probably be in honors this year if they offered them for freshmen, but instead I skipped 9th and 10th grade math and I am currently taking an 11th grade math course at fourteen years of age. And if you want to know, yes, I had some mentally handicapped (aka mentally dumb) friends in Special Ed. Would you like to call me dumb? If I was still in Special Ed I would qualify for the special olympics. |
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Post by the_darkjedi on Jan 7, 2003 23:07:16 GMT -5
BUT, here is the REAL genius part: I have this hatemailer's screen name, so the next time someone hatemails me I'll redirect them to THAT. Can you imagine, two semiliterate moron lamers exchanging flame mails, neither of them able to figure out quite what is going on! Ah, what fun! Oooh... that's pure genius! Me wants to try that too! (Too bad we can't watch 'em try to make sense of what's happening...)  |
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Post by Killix on Jan 7, 2003 23:50:11 GMT -5
I've had a lot of hatemail...I wish I had saved most of it...here's one that I remember:
some guy: HI I SEE YOUR STORY IN THE TIMES AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD
me: Well, I don't write stories, I write comics...so if thats why you're talkinga bout, I'm glad you liked my comic
some guy: I KNOW SARCASIM WHEN I SEE IT!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO RUDE
me: I wasn't trying to be rude, I was just pointing out that I didn't write stories in case you got the wrong person.
some guy: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I KNOW WHAT I TALKING ABOUT!!!!
me: well sooooorry!
some guy: WELL YOU SHOLD BE!
*you have to be a Neofriend of this person to send them a message*
-_-;; this guy has some problems.
the killer here is, this guy obviously doesn't know sarcasm at all...
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Post by Lappi on Jan 8, 2003 13:09:46 GMT -5
Here is a nice prize gem of odd-ness that I just recived thru AIM... Them: hi Me: Hello! Them: ur weird Me: ? Them: i dont like you Me: Okay then No previous contact before that, just out of the blue IMed me... Odd... Ooo GOD! That one is FUNNY!! Oh, one time... this has nothing to do with hatemail or anything... but I just wanted to tell you guys... I have a net-friend (another one), and she introduced me to her friend, etc, etc. Then one day we were talking and she said I called her something... and I have to go to school so I'll tell it to you later--- bye~! |
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 8, 2003 13:26:57 GMT -5
Ooo GOD! That one is FUNNY!! Oh, one time... this has nothing to do with hatemail or anything... but I just wanted to tell you guys... I have a net-friend (another one), and she introduced me to her friend, etc, etc. Then one day we were talking and she said I called her something... and I have to go to school so I'll tell it to you later--- bye~! Friend's friend's friend? Lapin, are you feeling all right? |
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Post by oddhatter on Jan 8, 2003 14:44:47 GMT -5
Haha, your stories are great.
I usually go with the "*sigh* *delete*" method.
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 8, 2003 15:25:23 GMT -5
Haha, your stories are great. I usually go with the "*sigh* *delete*" method. Tsk tsk, that's no fun! Take a lesson from Karma! |
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) tried to find as many ways as possible to knock down my article and myself for daring to challenge chatspeak. Very juvenile.
