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Post by L on Oct 30, 2002 15:24:23 GMT -5
www.fuali.com/bold_words.aspx?story=Fairy_TaleMake your own fairy tale. Works like those mad-lib games! I'd post mine for an example, but it turned out slightly.. erm.. bad (don't plug naughty words in, kids! Yes, I haven't grown out of the urge to do that at the ripe old age of 32. Pffth.)
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Post by soggydude on Oct 30, 2002 15:47:59 GMT -5
Here's mine for an example...
Once upon a time there has a young CONSTRUCTION WORKER named ANDREW. He was STOMPING PUNCHING in the DISGUSTING forest when he met FURRY JARED, a run-away WRITER from the STUPID Queen AMANDA.
ANDREW could see that FURRY JARED was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his SLIMY CHICKEN. FURRY JARED was thankful for ANDREW's CHICKEN, so he told ANDREW a very HYPER story about Queen AMANDA's daughter SARA. How her mother, the STUPID Queen AMANDA, kept her locked away in a SKY SCRAPER protected by a gigantic BEETLE, because SARA was so CHARMING.
ANDREW FLEW. He vowed to FURRY JARED the WRITER that he would save the CHARMING SARA. He would CRAWLS the BEETLE, and take SARA far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen AMANDA, and RUNS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD SCREAMING and FURRY JARED the WRITER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEETLE from his story. STUPID Queen AMANDA KICKED out from behind a CHAIR and struck ANDREW dead. In the far off SKY SCRAPER you could hear a BOOM.
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Post by bludragn3 on Oct 30, 2002 20:49:14 GMT -5
Although it's pretty much the same structure, I'd like to post my result just because I think it's silly:
Once upon a time there has a young GATLING CAVALIER named CORY. He was FLAME-THROWING-LY ERASING in the CONSCRIPTED forest when he met PURPLE ALEK, a run-away CHRONO INITIATE from the DELIGHTFUL Queen MIMI.
CORY could see that PURPLE ALEK was hungry so he reached into his BOX O' FUN and give him his TRUSTY DRAIK EGG. PURPLE ALEK was thankful for CORY's DRAIK EGG, so he told CORY a very TESLA story about Queen MIMI's daughter SORA. How her mother, the DELIGHTFUL Queen MIMI, kept her locked away in a PSYCHIC TOWER protected by a gigantic BRUTE, because SORA was so SALUTATORY.
CORY FIRED. He vowed to PURPLE ALEK the CHRONO INITIATE that he would save the SALUTATORY SORA. He would SCREAMS the BRUTE, and take SORA far away from her eveil mother, the DELIGHTFUL Queen MIMI, and EXPLODES her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a PRISM LIGHTNING STORM and PURPLE ALEK the CHRONO INITIATE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BRUTE from his story. DELIGHTFUL Queen MIMI STUFFED out from behind a ITEMFINDER and struck CORY dead. In the far off PSYCHIC TOWER you could hear a RINGING.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Oct 30, 2002 20:54:14 GMT -5
nce upon a time there has a young IDIOT named CHRIS. He was WEIRD FARTING in the INSANE forest when he met STUPID JOSE, a run-away PROFESSIONAL BUM from the SILLY Queen MARIE.
CHRIS could see that STUPID JOSE was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his FUZZY PASTA. STUPID JOSE was thankful for CHRIS's PASTA, so he told CHRIS a very QUEER story about Queen MARIE's daughter BROOKLYN. How her mother, the SILLY Queen MARIE, kept her locked away in a RANCH protected by a gigantic SHOYRU, because BROOKLYN was so LITTLE.
CHRIS MEEPED. He vowed to STUPID JOSE the PROFESSIONAL BUM that he would save the LITTLE BROOKLYN. He would SIGH the SHOYRU, and take BROOKLYN far away from her eveil mother, the SILLY Queen MARIE, and SAID her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LARGE SNOWING and STUPID JOSE the PROFESSIONAL BUM began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SHOYRU from his story. SILLY Queen MARIE POKED out from behind a SWORD and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off RANCH you could hear a CRASH.
THE END.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Oct 30, 2002 20:54:40 GMT -5
that was quite exillerating!
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Post by emmaleighhde on Oct 30, 2002 21:09:45 GMT -5
That's cool! ;DI had a go and this is what it came out as: nce upon a time there has a young DUNG SORTER named HAMISH. He was BUSY SORTING in the OLD forest when he met UGLY ALEX, a run-away DUNG COLECTOR from the BEAUTIFUL Queen STEPHANIE.
HAMISH could see that UGLY ALEX was hungry so he reached into his JUG and give him his HAPPY FRUIT. UGLY ALEX was thankful for HAMISH's FRUIT, so he told HAMISH a very UN-HAPPY story about Queen STEPHANIE's daughter ROSIE. How her mother, the BEAUTIFUL Queen STEPHANIE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic OTTER, because ROSIE was so ANGRY.
HAMISH RODE. He vowed to UGLY ALEX the DUNG COLECTOR that he would save the ANGRY ROSIE. He would FEED the OTTER, and take ROSIE far away from her eveil mother, the BEAUTIFUL Queen STEPHANIE, and THROW DUNG AT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOUD SNEEZING SOUND and UGLY ALEX the DUNG COLECTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OTTER from his story. BEAUTIFUL Queen STEPHANIE DROVE out from behind a WALL and struck HAMISH dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a HOOT-HOOT.
THE END.
(By the way, Rosie and Stephanie are two of my friends, Rosie's favorite animal is an otter, and Hamish and Alex are two stupid boy's at school who are *trying* to send a viris to me)
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Post by Jitterbug on Oct 31, 2002 3:37:40 GMT -5
Ooh, I used to have my English students do Mad Libs for warm up excercises. Once they understood the point they loved it. I can't believe how many spelling errors there were...
Once upon a time there was a young BUTLER named HUGO. He was LIVELY ROCKING in the MALICIOUS forest when he met GORY VERNON, a run-away METEOROLOGIST from the VIVACIOUS Queen SARAFINA.
HUGO could see that GORY VERNON was hungry so he reached into his BASKET and give him his ACRID BANANA. GORY VERNON was thankful for HUGO's BANANA, so he told HUGO a very TRADITIONAL story about Queen SARAFINA's daughter YUKI. How her mother, the VIVACIOUS Queen SARAFINA, kept her locked away in an ADOBE HUT protected by a gigantic FROG, because YUKI was so GREGARIOUS.
HUGO ATE. He vowed to GORY VERNON the METEOROLOGIST that he would save the GREGARIOUS YUKI. He would CUT the FROG, and take YUKI far away from her evil mother, the VIVACIOUS Queen SARAFINA, and FREE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a NOBLE STORM and GORY VERNON the METEOROLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FROG from his story. VIVACIOUS Queen SARAFINA SMOTE out from behind a ROCK and struck HUGO dead. In the far off ADOBE HUT you could hear a BOOM.
THE END.
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Post by sara on Nov 1, 2002 21:37:52 GMT -5
My turn -
Once upon a time there has a young MIDDLE SCHOOL MATH TEACHER named GIOVANNI. He was DADOOPIDLY DANCING in the MUSICAL forest when he met LOUSY ANWAR, a run-away HIGH SCHOOL MATH TEACHER from the YOU-KNOW-WHAT Queen TAYLOR.
GIOVANNI could see that LOUSY ANWAR was hungry so he reached into his TUBBERWARE and give him his STUPID MILK CHOCOLATE. LOUSY ANWAR was thankful for GIOVANNI's MILK CHOCOLATE, so he told GIOVANNI a very FANTASTIC story about Queen TAYLOR's daughter FEAUVE. How her mother, the YOU-KNOW-WHAT Queen TAYLOR, kept her locked away in a BLACK BOX protected by a gigantic ALGERIAN SNOW MONKEY, because FEAUVE was so TOUGH.
GIOVANNI TRULY ACTED. He vowed to LOUSY ANWAR the HIGH SCHOOL MATH TEACHER that he would save the TOUGH FEAUVE. He would SWIM the ALGERIAN SNOW MONKEY, and take FEAUVE far away from her eveil mother, the YOU-KNOW-WHAT Queen TAYLOR, and PLAY-ACT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a STUNNING GROWTH and LOUSY ANWAR the HIGH SCHOOL MATH TEACHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ALGERIAN SNOW MONKEY from his story. YOU-KNOW-WHAT Queen TAYLOR AMAZINGLY DUMB out from behind a KONQUAT and struck GIOVANNI dead. In the far off BLACK BOX you could hear a RASPBERRY.
The End
I tried to think of the weirdest names of my fellow theater students and put them in, with the exception of Taylor who was in fact in my ballet class a million years ago. Both of our skins were so white that compared to the rest of the class we looked like zombies. Also, I put in many terms frequently used in my theater classes - at least the clean ones.
As for my obseesion with math teachers, one of the things I say when I want to shock someone is to say I want to become a math teacher. They get a double shock when they realize I'm serious...
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 1, 2002 22:18:50 GMT -5
Here's mine:
Once upon a time there has a young TEACHER named JOHN. He was FAST JOINING in the FAT forest when he met HAIRY MIKE, a run-away SECRETARY from the THIN Queen HANNAH.
JOHN could see that HAIRY MIKE was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his SHY SANDWICH. HAIRY MIKE was thankful for JOHN's SANDWICH, so he told JOHN a very CONFUSED story about Queen HANNAH's daughter RACHEL. How her mother, the THIN Queen HANNAH, kept her locked away in a WOODEN protected by a gigantic CHICKADEE, because RACHEL was so BLIND.
JOHN HOPPED. He vowed to HAIRY MIKE the SECRETARY that he would save the BLIND RACHEL. He would SKIPPING the CHICKADEE, and take RACHEL far away from her evil mother, the THIN Queen HANNAH, and JUMPING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a EVIL RUNNING and HAIRY MIKE the SECRETARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHICKADEE from his story. THIN Queen HANNAH PUSHED out from behind a COMPUTER and struck JOHN dead. In the far off WOODEN you could hear a HORN.
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Post by The Angry Artist on Nov 1, 2002 23:19:08 GMT -5
Mine is insane.
nce upon a time there has a young PLUMBER WITHOUT EQUIPMENT named JENICE. He was OBLIVIOUSLY WATCHING in the QUESTIONABLE forest when he met STUPID MONTY PYTHON, a run-away GAME SHOW HOST from the OBLIVIOUS Queen ZAK MCKRAKEN.
JENICE could see that STUPID MONTY PYTHON was hungry so he reached into his SEWER PIPE (FRESH FROM THE SEWER) and give him his AMAZING BEANS FROM HELL. STUPID MONTY PYTHON was thankful for JENICE's BEANS FROM HELL, so he told JENICE a very BORING story about Queen ZAK MCKRAKEN's daughter STAN. How her mother, the OBLIVIOUS Queen ZAK MCKRAKEN, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic GENETICALLY MUTATED SQUIRREL, because STAN was so ACTUAL.
JENICE JUMPED. He vowed to STUPID MONTY PYTHON the GAME SHOW HOST that he would save the ACTUAL STAN. He would INHALE the GENETICALLY MUTATED SQUIRREL, and take STAN far away from her eveil mother, the OBLIVIOUS Queen ZAK MCKRAKEN, and BURP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FAKE EARTHQUAKE and STUPID MONTY PYTHON the GAME SHOW HOST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GENETICALLY MUTATED SQUIRREL from his story. OBLIVIOUS Queen ZAK MCKRAKEN PANTOMIMED out from behind a TOILET and struck JENICE dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a BELCH.
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Post by starhamster on Nov 2, 2002 15:02:47 GMT -5
I love the last paragraph of mine:
Then, all of the sudden, there was a DAYDREAMING HURRICANE!!! and TURQUOISE SIR ROBIN THE NOT-SO-BRAVE the WEASEL WRANGLER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HAMSTER from his story. RAUCOUS Queen THE NOT-SO-LOVELY KADRIOS DID FLEE out from behind a FLUFFY BLUE TOWEL and struck ROGER THE SHRUBBER dead. In the far off LARGE ASYLUM you could hear a TWEET.
;D
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Post by Sara on Ragwind on Nov 3, 2002 22:17:53 GMT -5
LOL, Mastermund's story is hilarious! But then all of the stories are.
I think the sucess of this mad-lib is that it takes the typical form of a fairy tale most of us are familiar with. It is designed so that most of it will make sense (unlike some mad libs) and with the random elements *poof* another of the millions of fairy-tale-spoofs is born...
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Post by Sarakrindel on Ragwind on Nov 3, 2002 22:28:25 GMT -5
I took the Geek Test at the same website as that mad lib. There are a few questions which were not appropriate for those under the age of tweleve, but here is the result anyway.
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Post by Jitterbug on Nov 7, 2002 22:36:43 GMT -5
Yeah, I took all those quizzes too (I was bored!), and some are definitely not G-Rated. Apparently I am a Geek wannabe, which is sad.
I think I've been to that site before, oddly enough, before they had the fairytale page. I wonder if they'll do more?
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Post by felabba on Nov 8, 2002 8:19:27 GMT -5
yep, here we go, this is mine.
Once upon a time there has a young PROFESSIONAL ROCK CLIMER named MATTHIAS. He was DOING TRIPLE AXELLED in the BIG HEADED forest when he met PERFUNCTUATING JEFF, a run-away INTERIOR DESIGNER from the POMPOUS Queen FOX.
MATTHIAS could see that PERFUNCTUATING JEFF was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his PLITZO CHOCOLATE BEANS. PERFUNCTUATING JEFF was thankful for MATTHIAS's CHOCOLATE BEANS, so he told MATTHIAS a very LASER story about Queen FOX's daughter TAQ. How her mother, the POMPOUS Queen FOX, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic CAT, because TAQ was so GEORGEOUS.
MATTHIAS CARTWHEELED. He vowed to PERFUNCTUATING JEFF the INTERIOR DESIGNER that he would save the GEORGEOUS TAQ. He would YELL the CAT, and take TAQ far away from her eveil mother, the POMPOUS Queen FOX, and SOMASULT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ORANGEY RAIN and PERFUNCTUATING JEFF the INTERIOR DESIGNER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. POMPOUS Queen FOX DIDDLED out from behind a SPOON and struck MATTHIAS dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BURP.
THE END.
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