Funny link...

[epk]

(The name Laura was actually from shidi's sig...I was justing thinking of names of the top of my head and when I glanced at the bottom of the monitor, shidi's sig was there. Just pointing that out.)

Once upon a time there has a young DOCTOR named DAVE. He was SUDDENLY ATTACKING in the SOFT forest when he met RED MACK, a run-away TAXI DRIVER from the OLD Queen EMILY.

DAVE could see that RED MACK was hungry so he reached into his VIAL and give him his ANNOYING VEGETABLE. RED MACK was thankful for DAVE's VEGETABLE, so he told DAVE a very ARTISTIC story about Queen EMILY's daughter LAURA. How her mother, the OLD Queen EMILY, kept her locked away in a SCHOOL protected by a gigantic ADDAX, because LAURA was so POINTY.

DAVE RAN. He vowed to RED MACK the TAXI DRIVER that he would save the POINTY LAURA. He would TALK the ADDAX, and take LAURA far away from her eveil mother, the OLD Queen EMILY, and GOES her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FAST HURRICANE and RED MACK the TAXI DRIVER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ADDAX from his story. OLD Queen EMILY SPED out from behind a YO-YO and struck DAVE dead. In the far off SCHOOL you could hear a FART.

[calvinseviltwin]

that's erm... instering epk...

[roselladestiny]

Once upon a time there has a young FLUFFY CHEERLEADER named GEORGE. He was UNBELIEVABLY SMASHING in the AQUAMARINE forest when he met GALIANT NORTON, a run-away IGNORANT JOCK from the PITIFUL Queen NIANI.

GEORGE could see that GALIANT NORTON was hungry so he reached into his POTATO SACK and give him his OBTUSE CHOCOLATE. GALIANT NORTON was thankful for GEORGE's CHOCOLATE, so he told GEORGE a very PERPENDICULAR story about Queen NIANI's daughter LOUISA. How her mother, the PITIFUL Queen NIANI, kept her locked away in a MAKESHIFT HUT protected by a gigantic EMU, because LOUISA was so REGAL.

GEORGE CONSTRUCTED. He vowed to GALIANT NORTON the IGNORANT JOCK that he would save the REGAL LOUISA. He would SIT the EMU, and take LOUISA far away from her eveil mother, the PITIFUL Queen NIANI, and PLIE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BRILLIANT BOOM and GALIANT NORTON the IGNORANT JOCK began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic EMU from his story. PITIFUL Queen NIANI GOBBLED out from behind a THESAURUS and struck GEORGE dead. In the far off MAKESHIFT HUT you could hear a THUD.

THE END.

[sollunaestrella]

Once upon a time there has a young SINGER named DEREK. He was NERVOUSLY SNOWING in the NUTTY forest when he met SPIFFY ROB, a run-away WRITER from the PEACHI-KEEN Queen LORA.

DEREK could see that SPIFFY ROB was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his DIM TIGERSQUASH. SPIFFY ROB was thankful for DEREK's TIGERSQUASH, so he told DEREK a very BIZARRE story about Queen LORA's daughter LILA. How her mother, the PEACHI-KEEN Queen LORA, kept her locked away in a APARTMENT protected by a gigantic PLATYPUS, because LILA was so AZURE.

DEREK DANCED. He vowed to SPIFFY ROB the WRITER that he would save the AZURE LILA. He would SIT the PLATYPUS, and take LILA far away from her eveil mother, the PEACHI-KEEN Queen LORA, and GO her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COLD SNOW and SPIFFY ROB the WRITER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PLATYPUS from his story. PEACHI-KEEN Queen LORA WENT out from behind a SNOWFLAKE and struck DEREK dead. In the far off APARTMENT you could hear a SQUISH.

[mushroom]

Heh...here's mine...I think I need to review a few of the parts of speech or something...

Once upon a time there has a young PROFESSIONAL IDIOT named BILLY. He was RANDOMLY POKING in the PHENOMINALLY STUPID forest when he met PREPPY ODD (IT'S AN OLD NORSE NAME, I'M TELLIN' YA!), a run-away STARVING ART CRITIC from the DORKY Queen JOETTE.

BILLY could see that PREPPY ODD (IT'S AN OLD NORSE NAME, I'M TELLIN' YA!) was hungry so he reached into his ICKY and give him his SUPERCALIFRAGULISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS RANCID CHEEZ WIZ. PREPPY ODD (IT'S AN OLD NORSE NAME, I'M TELLIN' YA!) was thankful for BILLY's RANCID CHEEZ WIZ, so he told BILLY a very AUDIO-VISUAL story about Queen JOETTE's daughter BOBBETTE. How her mother, the DORKY Queen JOETTE, kept her locked away in a UNDERGROUND VACUUM-RACING FACILITY protected by a gigantic PENGUIN-DOG, because BOBBETTE was so SUPERLATIVE.

BILLY KICKBOXED. He vowed to PREPPY ODD (IT'S AN OLD NORSE NAME, I'M TELLIN' YA!) the STARVING ART CRITIC that he would save the SUPERLATIVE BOBBETTE. He would SHAKE the PENGUIN-DOG, and take BOBBETTE far away from her eveil mother, the DORKY Queen JOETTE, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BARBARIC DIE and PREPPY ODD (IT'S AN OLD NORSE NAME, I'M TELLIN' YA!) the STARVING ART CRITIC began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN-DOG from his story. DORKY Queen JOETTE VOMITED out from behind a PURPLE POLKA-DOTTED BOX WITH YELLOW STRIPES and struck BILLY dead. In the far off UNDERGROUND VACUUM-RACING FACILITY you could hear a EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!.

THE END.

[noremac9]

Note: When they asked me for future tense verbs, etc. at one in the morning, I made myslef look illiterate. Oops. Just read it.

Once upon a time there has a young HOLE-DIGGER named BOB. He was REALLY, REALLY POWERFUL FALLING in the UGLY forest when he met SULLEN ALLURAENT, a run-away TELEPHONE SANITIZER from the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO.

BOB could see that SULLEN ALLURAENT was hungry so he reached into his SMALL BROWN CRATE and give him his MAGICAL FRENCH EGGS. SULLEN ALLURAENT was thankful for BOB's FRENCH EGGS, so he told BOB a very MOST POWERFUL story about Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO's daughter MRZ. CHTSPEK. How her mother, the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO, kept her locked away in a HOLE IN THE GROUND protected by a gigantic RAMPAGING FLEA, because MRZ. CHTSPEK was so FOREST-GREEN.

BOB FELL. He vowed to SULLEN ALLURAENT the TELEPHONE SANITIZER that he would save the FOREST-GREEN MRZ. CHTSPEK. He would JUMPING the RAMPAGING FLEA, and take MRZ. CHTSPEK far away from her eveil mother, the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO, and JUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LAZY MONSOON and SULLEN ALLURAENT the TELEPHONE SANITIZER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RAMPAGING FLEA from his story. OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO WAS POWERED out from behind a LAMP and struck BOB dead. In the far off HOLE IN THE GROUND you could hear a FROG COUGH.

THE END.

[sara]

Noremac9 said:

Note: When they asked me for future tense verbs, etc. at one in the morning, I made myslef look illiterate. Oops. Just read it.

Once upon a time there has a young HOLE-DIGGER named BOB. He was REALLY, REALLY POWERFUL FALLING in the UGLY forest when he met SULLEN ALLURAENT, a run-away TELEPHONE SANITIZER from the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO.

BOB could see that SULLEN ALLURAENT was hungry so he reached into his SMALL BROWN CRATE and give him his MAGICAL FRENCH EGGS. SULLEN ALLURAENT was thankful for BOB's FRENCH EGGS, so he told BOB a very MOST POWERFUL story about Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO's daughter MRZ. CHTSPEK. How her mother, the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO, kept her locked away in a HOLE IN THE GROUND protected by a gigantic RAMPAGING FLEA, because MRZ. CHTSPEK was so FOREST-GREEN.

BOB FELL. He vowed to SULLEN ALLURAENT the TELEPHONE SANITIZER that he would save the FOREST-GREEN MRZ. CHTSPEK. He would JUMPING the RAMPAGING FLEA, and take MRZ. CHTSPEK far away from her eveil mother, the OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO, and JUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LAZY MONSOON and SULLEN ALLURAENT the TELEPHONE SANITIZER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RAMPAGING FLEA from his story. OVER-WEIGHT Queen AUNTIE ELFANDO WAS POWERED out from behind a LAMP and struck BOB dead. In the far off HOLE IN THE GROUND you could hear a FROG COUGH.

THE END.

Telephone sanitizer, Queen Auntie Elfando, Lazy Monsoon ... *can't stop laughing*

[roselladestiny]

Once upon a time there has a young PSYCOPATHIC TYRANT named JONATHAN LUTHER. He was dumb SWOONING in the RAVISHING forest when he met INVINCIBLE EDGAR, a run-away CLAY PUNCHER from the GARNET Queen TIGER ANN.

JONATHAN LUTHER could see that INVINCIBLE EDGAR was hungry so he reached into his TRASHBAG and give him his ALLURING EGGS BENEDICT. INVINCIBLE EDGAR was thankful for JONATHAN LUTHER's EGGS BENEDICT, so he told JONATHAN LUTHER a very GRUNGY story about Queen TIGER ANN's daughter AMI JADILLINE. How her mother, the GARNET Queen TIGER ANN, kept her locked away in a IGLOO protected by a gigantic LLAMA, because AMI JADILLINE was so REPUGNANT.

JONATHAN LUTHER WHINED. He vowed to INVINCIBLE EDGAR the CLAY PUNCHER that he would save the REPUGNANT AMI JADILLINE. He would CROAK the LLAMA, and take AMI JADILLINE far away from her eveil mother, the GARNET Queen TIGER ANN, and SWEEP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a 135 DEGREE VOLCANIC ERUPTION and INVINCIBLE EDGAR the CLAY PUNCHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LLAMA from his story. GARNET Queen TIGER ANN MENTALLY UNWELL out from behind a BROKEN PLASTIC FIGURINE and struck JONATHAN LUTHER dead. In the far off IGLOO you could hear a CLANK.

THE END.

[Deleted]

Mine came out very wierd!

nce upon a time there has a young WARDROBE MAKER named BRAD. He was SENSUALY EATING in the STINKY forest when he met CUTE CHAD, a run-away DENTIST from the BUFF Queen ROSEMARY.

BRAD could see that CUTE CHAD was hungry so he reached into his WELL GROOMED and give him his PRETTY SUSHI. CUTE CHAD was thankful for BRAD's SUSHI, so he told BRAD a very BEAUTIFUL story about Queen ROSEMARY's daughter KASTELI. How her mother, the BUFF Queen ROSEMARY, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic BEAR, because KASTELI was so STRONG.

BRAD DRESSED. He vowed to CUTE CHAD the DENTIST that he would save the STRONG KASTELI. He would EAT the BEAR, and take KASTELI far away from her eveil mother, the BUFF Queen ROSEMARY, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BUFF GROWTH and CUTE CHAD the DENTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEAR from his story. BUFF Queen ROSEMARY RAN out from behind a AFTER SHAVE and struck BRAD dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a QUACK.

THE END.

[calvinseviltwin]

We've all lost sanity

[roselladestiny]

calvinseviltwin said:

We've all lost sanity

135 degree volcanic eruption! Wheee!

Yep, you're right.

[rodawig]

For what it's worth...

Once upon a time there has a young ACROBAT named BOB JR.. He was LABOURIOUSLY SQUISHING in the GOLDEN forest when he met NUTTY BOB, a run-away SEWER-CLEANER from the FAST Queen LALIA.

BOB JR. could see that NUTTY BOB was hungry so he reached into his HEAD and give him his BOTHERSOME WA-WA GRUB. NUTTY BOB was thankful for BOB JR.'s WA-WA GRUB, so he told BOB JR. a very ANNOYING story about Queen LALIA's daughter SARIA. How her mother, the FAST Queen LALIA, kept her locked away in a TREEHOUSE protected by a gigantic ZEBRA, because SARIA was so SILVERN.

BOB JR. WHACKED. He vowed to NUTTY BOB the SEWER-CLEANER that he would save the SILVERN SARIA. He would STANK the ZEBRA, and take SARIA far away from her eveil mother, the FAST Queen LALIA, and MAKE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLUEISH WINDSTORM and NUTTY BOB the SEWER-CLEANER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ZEBRA from his story. FAST Queen LALIA SAT out from behind a COMPUTER and struck BOB JR. dead. In the far off TREEHOUSE you could hear a GIGGLE.

Idiotic. Whether I mean me or the story, the world of neopia may never know.

[noremac9]

Sara said:

Telephone sanitizer, Queen Auntie Elfando, Lazy Monsoon ... *can't stop laughing*

Thanks, it's called the late night lucid state.

BTW, I thought Mushroom's story was hilarious... I love the part about the old norse name.