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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 14, 2022 20:32:51 GMT -5
I like to rhyme In fact, I do it all the time But as this assignment I read I'm reminded of the centipede When asked how it can walk with so many legs "Don't say that! I can't walk if I have to think about it!" it begs So if I have to make a special effort to find rhyming words I just can't be bothered
(That actually did require some effort on my part, lol)
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Build a catapult made solely out of popsicle sticks and duct tape
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 14, 2022 23:38:33 GMT -5
I don't have enough popsicles to complete the task.
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Buy me something.
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Post by June Scarlet on Jul 15, 2022 8:34:25 GMT -5
What am I supposed to buy the dude who has everything they could ever want?
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Your assignment is to read the next chapter of the textbook.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 15, 2022 16:27:26 GMT -5
*throws textbook into conveniently lit fireplace* Oh no! Now I can't finish the reading. ======== Find me the jade monkey before the next full moon.
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Post by Gelquie on Dec 21, 2022 6:26:42 GMT -5
*Returns, panting from minor exertion, holding a sloppy amateurish off-model clay sculpture of a monkey, painted in a cheap lime green.* Okay okay, I finally got it. I absolutely went to the highest peaks in all the lands. Took me forever to do, and then I finally, uh, found it. Yeah. See, there was this mysterious person at the top of the peak, sitting upon a cozy chai- Uh, the mountaintop. When I found them, they told me I had to give them something in return for the jade monkey, so I had to venture for the money- precious artifact. And then I finally got it and came all the way back here, but then I was really tired and really had no business doing anything, so I had to rest for 5 months- uhh, 4 months. I know it's not the next full moon from when you asked, and it's the cheap jade, but uh, totally got the Jade Monkey. I feel so accomplished.
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Here, take this jade monkey. Give it a hug.
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Post by June Scarlet on Jun 20, 2023 21:57:50 GMT -5
Aw, Jade Monkey needs a hug? Sure!
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Uh, I tried to hug the Jade Monkey, but it just fell apart like it was made from off-model clay.
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Fix the Jade Monkey.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 21, 2023 20:35:26 GMT -5
I mean, why? It's not like the Jade Monkey does anything. And my clay modeling skills are just... nonexistent? I'd have to spend a long time learning how to do it. And I have this phone call to make, and threads to sew, and other big things... I can't just pick up a big and expensive hobby just like that. I don't think that's reasonable.
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Trim your fingernails.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 21, 2023 23:56:44 GMT -5
*walks to side table containing nail trimmer**falls through an unseen vortex and is transported to a faraway dimension*
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Brush up on your geography and get me out of here!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2023 0:19:36 GMT -5
Oh, absolutely! I don't know the geography of the faraway dimension you landed in, but this is important and I absolutely should get to this!! ...But uh, y'know, umm... this is harder than I thought... .... Oh whoops, I fell into the faraway dimension with you.
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Let's explore this strange dimension together.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 22, 2023 16:29:28 GMT -5
*is conveniently swallowed up by sinking sand*
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Someone throw me a rope! And a latte!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 22, 2023 17:08:14 GMT -5
Hmm, well, I have a rope, but a latte? In this environment? Well, I'd have to go out of my way for that, find the ingredients, etc, before I can turn this assignment in. I'll be back later!
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Someone find me the nearest source of coffee beans.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 23, 2023 0:20:13 GMT -5
I can't. I'm trapped in a mysterious underground kingdom hidden beneath the quicksand.
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Make me a cape so I can fit in amongst these underdwellers.
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 21, 2024 14:54:59 GMT -5
Hmm, so I'm supposed to not only get the materials for a cape and (learn to) sew it, but also find a way to get it through you, through quicksand, which means it needs to be resistant to such course, viscous, non-Newtonian materials? Let's be real here. Besides, this is your chance to stand out and be unique! Take advantage!
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I've been kidnapped by underdwellers who think I stand out too much. Can you find me and help me escape?
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Post by downrightdude on Apr 22, 2024 0:20:23 GMT -5
Without my cape, I can't exactly go confront the underdwellers and save you. *** Paint me a picture of a pug.
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 27, 2024 15:00:22 GMT -5
Um, you... do know the quality of my art skills, right? If I tried to paint you a pug, you'd probably think it was something else. If I'm going to fail either way, I'll take the lazy way to fail.
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Help me find and murder this computer bug that made my life harder for a month.
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