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Post by Gelquie on Sept 6, 2017 1:39:12 GMT -5
You try living in a desert or any place with similar environmental conditions to a desert and keeping properly hydrated all the time. That makes it pretty much impossible, even if you have a good water source.
Your task to to move to a location with an extremely dry environment and try to stay hydrated; let's see you do it!
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Post by Celestial on Sept 8, 2017 15:12:43 GMT -5
Okay, well, I filed my immigration papers with several unspecified desert countries, but they all rejected me because one of my friends dared me to mark the "Have you ever committed war crimes or crimes against humanity box?" as a yes. So I tried illegally sneaking into one. Naturally, I got detained at the border and they sent me home, to this very cold, wet country where I now reside. I'll have no problem staying hydrated, but I can't complete the assignment as it was given to me.
Your assignment is to dance in the rain.
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Sept 8, 2017 15:17:40 GMT -5
*looks outside* It's not raining. It was raining earlier this week, but this homework was not assigned to me earlier this week. And since I'm unable to summon the rain and I assume you want this in soon, I am unable to do this assignment. (You should have given me this assignment earlier, teacher.)
Now your assignment is to tie your shoes.
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Post by Coaster on Sept 8, 2017 16:35:35 GMT -5
I checked my closet and all I have are... zippers, sandals, and flats. No laces to tie whatsoever, sadly, and not enough money to buy more shoes. Either I'll need a subsidy or I just can't do this assignment.
Your assignment is to post on the Neopian Times Writers' Forum.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 8, 2017 21:21:14 GMT -5
Augh, you see, I'm just super busy today, and just can't really get around to it by the due date. And besides, I protest being given this assignment in this class because of the paradox that this post brings which can result in a collapse of the universe. So for the sake of the universe, I refuse to turn in this post as part of my assignment.
Your assignment is to fix my car (again). All it needs is a jump start, so here's some jumper cables and get to it.
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Post by Coaster on Sept 8, 2017 22:50:49 GMT -5
I have never fixed your car before, so logically, fixing it again is strictly impossible unless I were to fix it a first time first. So I'll gladly help you (assuming I can get to your area of the world in time) but since it won't count, you'll have to leave me exempt for the purposes of this assignment.
Your assignment is to get everyone to shut up with the bad arguments about hot-button political issues for just one day please.
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Post by Moni on Sept 8, 2017 23:22:14 GMT -5
Everyone in the world. Well, then, I can try to do it, but I also have to learn like thousands of languages, probably, and that'll take a pretttttty long time, but I'm pretty sure I'll just end up dead by then. I'll do more productive things like playing video games instead.
Your assignment is to brush your teeth.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 9, 2017 19:51:35 GMT -5
But I... ...I just did this morning. You want me to do it again? I'm very busy, doing all these homework assignments, for every little thing, I don't have time to do a repeat, I gotta prioritize.
Your homework is to do my homework.
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Sept 9, 2017 20:36:26 GMT -5
So the homework... is to do the homework. So the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework. So the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework. So the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework is to do the homework. Teacher, you created an infinite loop. There really isn't anything I can do to fix an infinite loop. That's on you, teacher.
Your homework is to breathe.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 10, 2017 23:19:50 GMT -5
Excuse me, I object as I'm not just someone who blindly follows assignments. You can't tell me what to do...! *Collapses.*
Your assignment is to take me to the hospital...
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Post by Celestial on Sept 11, 2017 6:01:09 GMT -5
Don't be such a drama queen, you're fine.
Your assignment is to learn magic!
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Post by Coaster on Sept 11, 2017 15:02:44 GMT -5
Sadly, in this universe, magic doesn't exist (or, at the very least, it's not constructed in a testable and falsifiable manner, so it's patently unscientific). I can't learn something that doesn't exist, y'know.
Your assignment is to read the entirety of Medieval (the main roleplay and all extended universe fics), or re-read from the start if you've already been keeping up.
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Post by Celestial on Sept 12, 2017 17:48:47 GMT -5
But that is impossible. Some of Medieval has not even been written yet, so it cannot be read in its entirety.
Your assignment is to write as much fic as possible. Any fic.
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Post by Coaster on Sept 12, 2017 22:59:25 GMT -5
I wrote some Harry Potter/Final Fantasy/Pokémon crossover badfic and it got confiscated by the police for its destructive potential... My apologies, but you can just get it from them if you really want to see it that badly. <_<
Your assignment is to change your forum avatar (as briefly as you wish, if you want to switch it back).
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Sept 12, 2017 23:08:10 GMT -5
But I like my forum avatar. ;; I think it looks cute. I don't want to change it. Don't make me change it.
Your assignment is to change your forum theme. (You can change it back at anytime.)
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