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Post by June Scarlet on Sept 12, 2017 23:22:37 GMT -5
I mean, sure, that'd be no problem, it's probably about time to change things up anywaaait a minute... that's not how this is supposed to go. I'm sorry, the rules of the game stipulate that I can't change my forum theme ever again now. Sadness. And I need an excuse. Well, I can't change forum themes when the settings is all glitched, now can I?
Your assignment is to wear a hat.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 13, 2017 4:01:25 GMT -5
A hat? Are you kidding, do you know what kind of hat hair that results?! I'll need to tend it whenever I need to take the hat off, and I don't wanna spend extra seconds doing that every time it comes up. *Pats down my frizzing hat-less hair.*
Your assignment is to brush your hair.
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Post by Coaster on Sept 15, 2017 2:00:01 GMT -5
You didn't specify what kind of brush, so I'm just using my toothbrush, but it doesn't really seem to be doing anything...
Your assignment is to close this window.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 15, 2017 3:54:28 GMT -5
Close this window? And lose all my tabs?! No way, not for some little homework assignment. Now if you'll excuse me, I have somewhere else to look at... no, not that one... No, that's a recipe for cake... Hmm, besides! I need time to find that something else I need to look at, so I don't have time for this homework assignment.
Your assignment is to bake a cake.
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Post by Shinko on Nov 19, 2017 12:46:35 GMT -5
Well uh, I did the baking part, but I only had the ingredients on hand for a cheesecake. And that isn't a cake, it's a pie. Oh well.
Your assignment is to create a piece of abstract art.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 1, 2018 2:51:26 GMT -5
Well, I would, but my muse really doesn't want me to; it'd rather that I create hyper-realistic art. And well, I gotta listen to my muse; can't control where it goes. So... Sorry, can't do it.
Your assignment is to write your name on a piece of paper.
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Post by Killix on Feb 3, 2018 6:18:23 GMT -5
I was on my way home to complete my assignment, when suddenly I fell into an open plot hole! Then, as I tried to escape, a Heartless attacked! Next thing I knew, I was a Nobody... and now I don't remember my true name! Anyway, since I'm not supposed to exist, I guess that means my assignment is cancelled.
Your assignment is to rock down to Electric Avenue.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 3, 2018 18:45:35 GMT -5
But... but down on the street there is violence! And lots of work to be done, on top of this homework assignment. I'm workin' so hard like a soldier. I'm just gonna stay home where it's safe and start on the other work I have, and then I'll take it higher. Okay?
Your homework is to draw a circle.
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Post by Twillie on Feb 3, 2018 19:06:05 GMT -5
A circle? L-like, a perfect circle? Because I can draw almost-circles, circular shapes, even 3D objects made out of these almost-circles, but I'm afraid a perfect circle is just out of my human capabilities. Even with a compass, there's some human error in how I use it, and tracing as well I can't perfectly follow the lines, nor can I really confirm if what I'm tracing is a true circle. So, I can draw you anything but a circle ;-;
Your homework is to think about a movie.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 3, 2018 20:30:20 GMT -5
Um, excuse me, who are you to tell me what to think about?! Maybe I don't want to think about any movies, and I can just lie and say I did, so I'll just sit here and do anything but think about mov-- Oh wait, dang, that actually makes it harder to not think about it. But I'm a persistent conscientious objector. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do homework for other classes to distract me for the rest of the day.
Your homework is to tell someone you care about that you care about them.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 3, 2018 21:00:54 GMT -5
"How am I supposed to tell someONE that I care about THEM when it's gramatically inc--" (the theoretical version of Coaster who does not understand that language changes as needed, and that singular they/them has in fact been grammatically correct for centuries, is dragged away and therefore will not be around to complete the assignment. the real Coaster would also like to establish that she does in fact care about everyone who is reading this)
Your homework is to show up at a college. Literally any college. (Or university. Or even a grade school/high school.)
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 5, 2018 22:53:48 GMT -5
But... I live on campus. In order to show up to a college, I'd have to leave and come back, and I don't really feel the need to! Because of the prerequisites you set forth, I simply cannot complete this assignment.
Your assignment is to steal the (original) Declaration of Independence.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 9, 2020 23:58:12 GMT -5
Hi, professor. Sorry it's taken me so long to report on this homework assignment. See, over a couple years, I gathered together a tight-knit dream team of diverse experts to orchestrate an elaborate heist (complete with dramatic soundtrack), and then we all went down to Washington D.C. and carried out the operation with such perfection that nobody got caught and nobody even suspected a thing. Unfortunately, when we examined our loot, we found our Declaration of Independence was a fake, with a note on the back saying that Nicholas Cage had gotten there first.
Your assignment is to sit up and stretch.
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Post by Nat on Aug 10, 2020 9:55:02 GMT -5
Dear Professor,
I hope this email finds you in good health. In these uncertain times, I want you to know that I'm thinking of you and your homework assignment. Unfortunately, the inherent uncertainty of these times led me to lose track of when and where I was. Today I thought it was March, when it's actually mid-August. Something terrible must have happened in March. Anyway, due to circumstances that remain unclear to me and all of those around me, I am now considering a career in waste management.
As such, I will not be sending you the homework assignment. Nonetheless, I am thinking of it. I think of it every day.
Best regards, Nat N. Natto
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 11, 2020 22:35:25 GMT -5
Your assignment is to give me a homework assignment.
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