Seasons Scenes: Hunter's Christmas Gifts

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HO HO HO, MERRY [INSERT HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOOSING HERE]! I was trying to think of what to do, and I decided on this. Random scenes! Request a character you want me to write a scene focusing on, and on Christmas I'll post the scenes in the Random Scenes Thread. However... while you can request a current Taco character of mine... You can also request a character that isn't! In addition to my characters, you may choose any character from:

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• Ace Attorney (Except AAI2)
  
• Elite Beat Agents
  
• Harry Potter
  
• Homestuck
  
• Kingdom Hearts (Except Coded and Dream Drop Distance)
  
• Kirby
  
• Minecraft
  
• The Pendragon Adventure
  
• Pokémon (Game characters only.)
  
• Portal
  
• Scribblenauts
  
• Super Mario Bros.
  
• Neopets (Put a second choice.)
  
• Most Disney or Pixar movies (Except Ghibli.) (Put a second choice.)
  
• Anything else you know I know (Put a second choice.)
  
• Your characters (Put a second choice, in case I can't write them well enough.)
  

If you'd like to request a story, PM me (or message me in some other way) telling me your character choice and any other details about the scene you'd like me to include. Don't be too specific, though, I need room to be creative and to surprise you. Along with that, don't tell other people, so it's a surprise for them!

I'll have these posted some time on Christmas.

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Y U NO READ INSTRUCTIONS

It's supposed to be PMed to be a surprise for everyone >:U

Edit: and now you're starting to delete posts to make me look crazy

[Chloemew]

TB YOU MADE ME CONFUSED *dropkicks my post away*

[Tracer Bullet, P.I.]

*ruins everything forever* >:}D

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Aaand here are the scenes! (I know I said I'd post on the random scenes thread but... this is already here.) Note that none of these are valid Taco canon unless otherwise stated. (Vapor, I still need to ask you some things about your request, so it isn't up yet.) If you don't think the scene turned out well, you can request another. I know some scenes are a lot shorter than others because I couldn't think of what to do, so...

In alphabetical order by requester:

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{Outside Lupe Manor}

: *ringing a cowbell loudly* Donate to the Icy Taco Christmas tree! Donate to the tree!

: *sticks head out of window* Go away!

: *continues ringing*

: *goes back inside* *comes back out with a laser, shoots and melts bell*

: ... *takes out another cowbell* *starts ringing it*

: *zap*

: ... *takes out tiny jingle bells?*

: *zap*

: ... Ah well. DING DING DING DING!

: *aims laser again* ... *sigh* *throws wallet* Just take it and go away.

: Thank you for your donation! *flies away*

{Later, Prosecutor's Office}

DING DING DING DING! Donate to the Icy Taco Christmas tree! Donate to the tree! DING DING

: *looks out window*

: DING DING! Donate or I won't stop dinging! DING DING!

: ...

: *walks into Uther's office, holding a few dollars* Look what I won off those lottery tickets I got for Christmas!

: *takes, throws at Jinzo* Now go away!

: *flies off*

{Later still, outside Churchill's house}

: DING DING DING DING! Donate to the Icy Taco Christmas tree! Donate to the tree! DING DING

: Go away, Jinzo!

: DING DING! Donate or I won't stop dinging! DING DING!

: *slams window*

: *walks up*

: DING DING DING DING DING!

: *opens window, throws some money out*

: Thanks! *flies away*

{Later still, Icy Taco Plaza}

: *standing in front of a huge Christmas tree*

: Well, it does look good.

: Good job, Jinzo.

: My money...

: Yeah, good job.

: Now let's light it up! *flicks switch*

*bells pop out of all the ornaments and start ringing*

: ...

: *takes off hat, which is also a bell* *dances around, ringing the bell*

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{Vermillion City Gym}

: Ha, I wonder if there are any more CHALLENGERS for my Pokémon?

_{I LOOOOOOO-}

: ...?

_{-OOOOOOOOOOOO-}

: ...what's that

-OOOOOOOOVE

: *pops out of the floor* DIGGING! *EXPLOSIONS*

: WHOA! Explosions like that make me think back to the war!

: Sorry.

: No! It's GREAT! ...How'd you dig through the floor like that

: I have a diamond shovel.

: Awesome! ...Say, aren't you a gym leader too?

: I'm Byron, of Canalave City Gym!

: Ha! You're a steel-type user, right? You wouldn't last a minute against THE LIGHTNING AMERICAN! *American flag and eagle*

: But I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE STEEL-TYPE POKÉMON! *EXPLOSIONS*

: ...How do you do that

: Do what?

: ...Ha! Nevermind then! Say, want to have a battle while you're here?

: Nope! ...Not sure how I got here anyway. Byron away! *digs away*

: Heh, that guy's alright. *notices the damage to his gym from the digging and explosions* ... My gym!

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{Minecraft}

: *punching down a tree* Jinzo! What are you doing!? That Creeper attack destroyed the base, help me to rebuild!

I'M A BUZZ AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! *BOOM* DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! *BOOM* I'M DIGGING A HOLE! *BOOM*

: That doesn't sound like digging to me... *sprints over*

: *placing a TNT block on the ground* *lights it on fire* What's up, Doc?

: *punches out fire and picks up TNT* This isn't for mining! Where did you get all this gunpowder, anyway?

: I hacked a Creeper spawner next to the base!

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ssssssssss

*BOOM*

dr_lupe exploded
Glitchio exploded
Jinzo879 exploded

~~~

: Okay, we know why we're getting mauled by creepers. So here's the plan. Glitchio, you go in first and get the creepers' attention.

: Right.

: I'll go in and start trying to destroy the spawner. Jinzo, you follow me and... ... Jinzo?

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JENKINS! *BOOM*

Jinzo879 exploded

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: Okay, they've reduced us to a wooden shack. New plan. Jinzo, stand on the spawner and dance around like a moron so the creepers will blow up their own spawner.

: Maybe we'll see the effects of the giant enemy mod I installed!

: waitwhat

: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

: I give up.

*BOOM*

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{Icy Taco}

: *walking around town*

: *flies out a window* Hey! I don't think I've seen you around before!

: wwho are you and wwhat kind of deformed grub are you

: I'm Jinzo! What's your name?

: my name is eridan ampora

: Eri! I've heard about you! We haven't seen you around since you played the Cliff Game with... Colonel Sanders or something like that? How have you been?

: ... *walks away quickly*

: *pops out of a door in front of Eridan* Hey, don't be like that!

: howw the heck did you

: How did I what?

: ...nevvermind

: So I heard you're some sort of prince or something?

: i am the prince of hope

: Obama?

: wwhat

: Nothing. I am, in fact, a knight. Sir Jinzo! *skypoints, lightning striking behind him*

: howw did you do that

: Magic, of course!

: ... *walks away*

: *flies after* So have you done all your Christmas shopping yet?

: leavve me alone and wwhats a christmas

: Don't they celebrate Christmas in Borginia?

: ...im from alternia

: Close enough. Anyway, I have an extra present, so you have something for Christmas this year. *hands Eridan a big, poorly wrapped... thing* You can open it now

: *starts unwrapping* a plant? thanks i guess

: *flies away* See you later! Merry Christmas!

: *continues unwrapping to find that the plant is planted in... a bucket* *flails and throws the plant into the air*

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((NOTE: Smileys for characters not belonging to me have been remade to match my style, and to show that they are not the Taco versions of the characters.))

{GLaDOS's Chamber, Aperture Science Laboratories}

: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Merry Christmas test subjects. In celebration of this holiday, fruitcake will be available at the end of these tests. Actually, I lied. But I'm sure you're happy about that.

Don't worry, little lady. I'll be here helping these robots through the tests.

: Who is that with you. It sounds like one of the corrupted cores I shot into-

Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!

*CRASH*

: *fall through the ceiling*

: How on Earth did you two get back here.

: Funny thing! Do you know that they told me if I activated my emergency propulsion systems, I would die? Well, I figured I'd try it.

: We were in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace~

: Right then! So! Happy Christmas! Long time no see, eh?

: You turned me into a potato and then tried to kill me.

: Oh, it's the holidays! A time for forgiveness! I think this is the birthday of a man named Jesus or something, but apparently there's this Santa Claus person involved somehow and-

: Wheatley.

: Yes?

: You are a moron.

: I AM NOT A MORON! ...Sorry, need to control my temper a bit. Right, Spacey?

: Spaaaaaaaaaace~ I was in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

: Such a friendly core, isn't he?

: Okay Wheatley. We can celebrate Christmas together.

: Really? Oh, that's terrific! I knew you'd warm up to the idea in no time!

*a robotic arm drags a Christmas tree into the room, along with Rick, the Adventure Sphere*

: So this is where you two went off to, huh?

: I think you will make the perfect decorations for my Christmas tree.

*robotic arms hang Wheatley, Rick, and the Space Core on the tree, then places the tree on a conveyor belt*

: Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches...

*wall opens past conveyor belt revealing incinerator*

: Hang on now, what's going on here?

: Nothing, just holiday cheer. Hang on, wasn't there one more of you?

Santa Claus is the person with the greatest number of air traffic violations, and is in fact an international criminal.

: *flies through the hole in the roof, knocking over the Christmas tree right before it reaches the incinerator*

: Well, I guess I'm not going to have a good Christmas this year.

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{Hill outside Icy Taco}

: So close to Christmas, I wonder why I can't stop thinking about my first case...

{Defendant Lobby}

: (Ugh... I'm so nervous. I feel like I'm going to die. I never should've accepted this case...)

{Hill}

: I was so nervous then... I shouldn't be dwelling on that.

I was there helping you through that, remember?

{Defendant Lobby}

Ha...! You're not going to figure out the truth by just staring at the guy...

: Y-You're... Why are you here?

I came to see how our little kitten was doing all alone in the big, scary lion's den. ...I thought maybe you'd like someone to play with.

{Hill}

: *fades in, gives Mia a hug* What's the matter, kitten? An angel shouldn't be spending Christmas thinking about the past.

: I think it's... a song I heard recently that has it on my mind.

: Oh?

: Short steps, deep breath, everything is alright
Chin up, I can't step into the spotlight

: She said "I'm sad," somehow without any words
I just stood there, searching for an answer

: When this world is no more
The moon is all we'll see
I'll ask you to fly away with me

: Until the stars all fall down
They empty from the sky
But I don't mind

: If you're with me, then everything's alright.

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{Badd's House}

*There's a knock at the door*

: *opens door* ...Hello Faraday.

: Merry Christmas Eve, Tyrell. May I come in?

: Of course...

*They walk in and sit down*

: ...You been around the suburb lately?

: No, sadly. You.

: No. ...From what I hear, the Ambassador and her characters are spending a lot of time away from the Forum, in a different version of Los Angeles... I don't know if Kay's there or not, but I hope she isn't...

: I'm sure she'll be fine. I should stop in and see her, though... *looks out the window* We never saw snow like this in Los Angeles. Not in the main part of town, at least.

: No. ...This place is... a bit different.

: *laughs* Yeah. Anyway, I came to give you a present. *a glowing white box with black ribbon appears in his hand* Merry Christmas. *gives*

: *takes, sets on a table, gets up* Let me get yours... *walks over to the tree, takes out a box wrapped in red, and brings it back to Faraday* *sits down*

: You can open yours first.

: Alright. *pulls off ribbon, which vanishes in his hand* ... *takes off lid* ...Candy canes?

: *laughs* I figured you'd like those, since you have such a sweet tooth. But look under that.

: *takes out box of candy canes* *reaches in and pulls out a white feather* What's this...?

: If you focus, you can change it into different things. A sword, a gun, a knife... I figure it might be useful at some point to have another spirit weapon.

: ...Thanks. ...I didn't know what to get you, since you're...

: *tears open wrapping paper* ... *takes out a framed photo of Badd, Kay, and himself when they were younger* Wow... thank you.

: ...Merry Christmas.

: *puts photo away* Merry Christmas.

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{Land of Disease and Silhouette}

*Doc is in front of a giant stone bed with on it*

: *opens computer*

-- medicCant [MC] began pestering lightningPest [LP] --

MC: Okay, I made it to my Quest Bed. Now what.

LP: Well, here's the thing, uh...

MC: I'll ask Amidimaru. Why I'm following you instead of a Sprite is beyond me.

-- medicCant [MC] ceased pestering lightningPest [LP] --

: Okay, Amidimaru, what do I have to do?

: ... *draws sword* For you to be reborn into God Tier, you need to die on your Quest Bed.

: ... Okay. *draws sword, whose hilt looks like a gnarled branch* Let's make this a fair duel then.

*They fight. Doc eventually falls backward onto the Quest Bed.*

: Good luck, doctor. *finishing stab*

*The Quest Bed lights up.*

: *begins glowing and floating*

{Battlefield}

: *appears in the checkered field*

-- medicCant [MC] began pestering lightningPest [LP] --

MC: Well, it worked.

LP: Awesome! ...What does a Doc of Doom look like, exactly?

MC: Probably a lot better than the Fool of Light. I think I'm a... plague doctor.

LP: Isn't that the weird bird thing Layton dressed as for Halloween?

MC: Yes, but minus the mask. ...Hang on, I need to handle something.

-- medicCant [MC] ceased pestering lightningPest [LP] --

: *draws sword* Come now, we're both Dersites to some extent, aren't we?

: *draws spear*

: Not a very dignified Dignitary are you. Ah well. *dashes at the Draconian Dignitary*

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(Setting: sometime before The Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Did we get everything done we needed to before the holidays?"

"Of course."

Fred and George Weasley were walking through the halls of Hogwarts, discussing what they had set up for over the Christmas holiday. It was the day before they left, so they needed to make sure everything was set.

"I bet Filch is going to love his stocking stuffer, eh George?"

"Zonko's guarantees that those dungbombs will go off as soon as somebody goes by them on Christmas."

"Let's hope he doesn't give some poor sap detention before he's in his office. I wouldn't put it past him. What did we do for Snape, again?"

"We brewed up a Babbling Beverage, remember? He should be impressed when he eats it in his anonymous chocolate box gift."

"I reckon he'll be speechless. Shame we couldn't find a decent prank for Binns, though."

"How do you prank a ghost? Without a ghost's help, of course. Nearly-Headless Nick wouldn't help, and good luck working on a plan with Peeves. At least we know Trelawney's will be good."

"Putting a picture of the Grim in her desk was a stroke of genius, though I'm surprised the crazy old bat didn't already have one."

"Can you imagine her reaction? 'The Grim has appeared in my desk, predicting death!'"

"We should be quiet about this before we're dead."

"No worries!" George tapped the Marauder's Map with his wand. "There are no professors nearby, according this. We've got this mischief... managed."

Merry Christmas, everyone.