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Post by Twillie on Feb 13, 2016 23:59:23 GMT -5
Chicago: Every crime committed by a woman was caused by a man.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 15, 2016 3:10:06 GMT -5
Inside Out: Tripledent Gum ♫
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Post by Coaster on Jun 20, 2016 0:44:52 GMT -5
The Good Dinosaur: ...they still don't make it through the winter.
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 13, 2016 3:51:40 GMT -5
Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask: Never move on in life and always cling onto the past. If you do try to move on in life even years after a tragic thing, you're a terrible person. Magic School Bus: Forget permission slips for going to places and doing things that might put kids in danger; it's time to go on adventures and learn! Amnesia: Justine: It's always better to save people. That way you can risk their lives over and over again!
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Nov 18, 2016 12:30:24 GMT -5
Valiant: have no true motivations, just be.
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 15, 2017 16:07:52 GMT -5
Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes: There's no one way to react emotionally to grief, but the best way to handle it is to raise an army and fight anyone who stands in your way.
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Post by Thorn on Jun 21, 2017 6:21:18 GMT -5
Skulduggery Pleasant series (spoiler): It's okay to almost destroy the whole world as long as you feel really bad about it afterward.
Jupiter Ascending (spoiler): Wolf-angel man quite literally earns his wings. Sunless Sea: If at first you don't succeed die, die and die again. (to be clear: the above are some of my favourite works of fiction.)
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 21, 2017 6:30:28 GMT -5
Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks: There's no such thing as a friendly competition. Competitions will turn even the most reasonable people into jerks, so avoid them whenever possible.
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Post by Celestial on Jun 21, 2017 6:33:49 GMT -5
The Three Musketeers: It's okay to be a jerk to landlords and servants.
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Post by Twillie on Jun 21, 2017 22:13:26 GMT -5
Cars 2:Every Villain Is Lemons
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 14, 2017 0:25:56 GMT -5
Moana: Solve your parental disputes by running away from home to do what you wanna do anyway. Mulan: Solve your parental disputes by running away from home to do what you need to do anyway. Aladdin: Solve your parental disputes by running away from home to do what you wanna do anyway. The Little Mermaid: Solve your parental disputes by running away from home to do what you wanna do anyway.
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Post by Blueysicle on Dec 26, 2017 0:11:57 GMT -5
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Time is of the essence, except when it isn't. So go ahead and do literally everything but your main objective.
Super Mario Odyssey: Hats will protect you from demonic possession.
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Post by Thorn on Dec 26, 2017 12:37:03 GMT -5
Five Nights at Freddy's: No danger is too great when in pursuit of even the most mediocre paycheck.
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Post by Blueysicle on Dec 27, 2017 15:41:39 GMT -5
Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire: Don't allow people that failed kindergarten science and are unable to tell the difference between red and blue to awaken primordial deities.
Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire (Delta Episode): If the world is about to be destroyed, only do something about it at the last minute and take the riskiest options first.
Super Mario World + Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island: Being good at babysitting means you'll get thrown off a cliff later on.
Monster Hunter: Killing dozens of wild animals in the span of a few days just so you can get that tiny material you need for your hat will have no negative impact on the ecosystem.
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Post by June Scarlet on Mar 13, 2018 16:22:15 GMT -5
Wreck-It Ralph: Glitches aren't really all that bad.
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