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Post by Gelquie on Aug 10, 2010 16:01:47 GMT -5
I remembered something similar awhile ago and wanted to play again.
Basically, what you do here is take any sort of story or something from some sort of media, etc, and you create a different, perhaps twisted moral to that story.
Note: Because of the nature of the game and referring to the entire work, there may be implied spoilers. So to better read them off, keep the title of the work bolded and to the left so that people can skip past the ones for which they haven't seen, if you/they care. (EDIT: Or use spoiler boxes.)
Some examples I made up...
Sleeping Beauty: Don't go near sewing supplies.
The Little Mermaid: Don't fall for guys who can only identify people by their singing voice.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Don't wear gold medallions.
Your turn!
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 10, 2010 16:06:16 GMT -5
FANG: A Maximum Ride Book.: Don't have a 'perfect match' for the heroine without seeing 1. The fandom's favorite guy to ship leaving 2. The fandom getting upset 3. Dogs getting married.
^_^
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Post by Jo on Aug 11, 2010 10:24:20 GMT -5
Cinderella: your shoe size is of vital importance for your future
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Post by Celestial on Aug 11, 2010 12:34:52 GMT -5
Lord of the Rings: Jewelry is the cause of all evil.
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Post by Terra on Aug 11, 2010 14:02:20 GMT -5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Diaries are a threat to children everywhere.
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Post by Jo on Aug 11, 2010 16:30:19 GMT -5
Jack and Jill (the nursery rhyme): avoid hills at all costs
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Post by Terra on Aug 11, 2010 18:14:21 GMT -5
The tale of David and Goliath: Tall people should be hit with rocks.
The Elves and the Shoemaker: If you give anyone gifts, they'll leave you, never to be seen again.
The Snow Queen: If you break a mirror, you'll turn into an evil jerk.
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Post by Celestial on Aug 11, 2010 21:15:08 GMT -5
Little Red Riding Hood: If your grandmother looks like she's grown hairer, always ask her about this directly.
Finding Nemo: Stay away from boats.
Doctor Who: Strange men in blue boxes can do anything.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 12, 2010 0:16:52 GMT -5
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Don't try new things.
Dungeons and Dragons (game): Don't split the party. Ever.
Cinderella (Disney version only): Always have a backup slipper prepared in your pocket in case of rich princes marrying girls based on shoe size. They'll never question where you got it.
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Post by Jo on Aug 12, 2010 4:08:29 GMT -5
Humpty Dumpty: if an egg falls off a wall, the first people to contact are the Army
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Post by Terra on Aug 12, 2010 8:57:49 GMT -5
Another alternate moral for Humpty Dumpty: The army is useless.
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Post by Jo on Aug 12, 2010 10:42:50 GMT -5
Toy Story 2 and 3: don't trust people with Southern accents
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 12, 2010 11:10:17 GMT -5
Portal: The Cake is a LIE.
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Post by Jo on Aug 12, 2010 11:19:04 GMT -5
Coraline: Buttons are creepy
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 12, 2010 16:16:51 GMT -5
Medea: Don't trust your mom.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Never install elevators without a rudimentary, non-electrical ventilation system. OR Take the stairs.
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