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Post by Rider on Jun 22, 2008 18:07:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Well, it's a bit early for these, but I figure we already have three, so why not?
These are just prank cards. They follow no rules, they can't be used in gameplay, they're just things we make up when we're bored. ^_^[/glow]
(c) Amneiger Innocent Bystander (Light) HP: 3 Special: Flee - Innocent Bystander pays no retreat cost (*) Small, Fragile Twig - 1 Damage Run away!
(c) Amneiger Rider the Ill (Water) HP:3 Special Power: Demonic Flu of Hades - This card loses 1 HP each turn. (W) Sneeze - Opponent becomes ill. With illness. (*)(*) Look Pitifully Ill - Opponent does not attack next turn, as they have been moved by pity and are too busy bringing nourishing soup to Rider. Rider regains 2 HP as she eats the soup and finds it yummy. I've been trying to shake it because something tells me that being sick while working in a hospital is a bad idea.
(c) Goosh Blue Eyes White Stalos (Air) HP- 12 (A) (A) (A) Economnomnom - 6 damage (A) Healing Sneeze - 2 HP My works cited list would keep you awake at night.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2008 18:13:11 GMT -5
Card Designer (Dark) Hp - 12 (D) Mustache Draw - 10 damage (D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D) - Photoshop Crash - Automatically win the game. Nothing is more powerful than the ability to add mustaches to your opponents.
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Post by Killix on Jun 22, 2008 18:15:20 GMT -5
Gather Your Mind Add 1 "Gather Your Mind" card from your Deck to your hand. Your Deck is then shuffled. You can only use 1 "Gather Your Mind" per turn.
...oh wait, you said "made up" cards. ;D
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Post by The Wanderer on Jun 22, 2008 21:11:38 GMT -5
The Rick-Roll Card Self-explanatory Distracts your target, whilst you bring a more useful card into play Despite Astley's promise, you will wanna give up this one.
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Post by Nova on Jun 22, 2008 21:22:21 GMT -5
Death HP: 1337 Special: Kills your opponent. (Not the card, the actual person. =D) The perfect way to win an argument.
Parents HP: Infinity Special: The player who uses the card automatically loses the game. I said GO TO BED NOW!
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Post by Jina on Jun 23, 2008 0:49:12 GMT -5
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This card counts as 10,000,000,000 energies, which can be atached to anything you want. Even cards in your deck.
The Editor Earth HP:1 Special: Killed - This card dies when it is played.
Mafia Wars KO The Editor.
ROLL YER DICE! Roll 7 dice. If the result of any of them is the same as another, you lose.
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Post by Celestial on Jun 23, 2008 18:55:12 GMT -5
Very Common Insanity. Fling all your cards into the air and shout 'WEEWOO' really loudly while running around the room. Doll a dice to determine if you get taken to an insane asylum.
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Post by Cyborg on Jun 23, 2008 19:25:41 GMT -5
Okay here's two cards:
LOLLAND: When you play LOLLAND you and your opponent must laugh uncontrollabley, and both of you win. YAAAY!
EMOTOPIA: When EMOTOPIA is played both players must cut their wrists, and write depressing poetry, after playing this card both players lose the game.
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Post by PFA on Jun 23, 2008 19:33:06 GMT -5
FTW As soon as you draw this card, you win. YOU FTW.
FTL As soon as you draw this card, your opponent loses. YOUR OPPONENT FTL.
PWNED As soon as you draw this card, everyone's Allies instantly get pwned.
PHAIL This card is made of phail.
... >_>
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2008 20:32:37 GMT -5
Event card!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time Get up from your chair and imitate the Dancing Banana. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Post by PFA on Jun 23, 2008 21:54:27 GMT -5
I thought of a new one a while ago. The Best Card Ever Roll 3d6. Multiply the result by 4. Divide the result by 2. Take that many d6s and roll them. Then flip two coins. If both are heads, roll 3d6. If both are tails, roll 1d6. If you have one of each, roll 2d6. Multiply the result by 5. Add the first result to the second result, and multiply that times 2. Roll 1d6 and divide by the result. Flip a coin. If heads, multiply by 2. If tails, divide by 2. Add 100. Roll 3d6 and subtract the result. Flip three coins. Roll a d6 for every heads. Add the result. Divide the result by 5. Roll 3d6, multiply the result by three, and add the result. Flip a coin. If heads, add 500. If tails, add 100. Divide the result by 2. Roll 2d6 and subtract the result. Multiply the result by 3. Roll 1d6. Flip a coin. If heads, add the result. If tails, subtract the result. Flip a coin. If heads, multiply the result by 5. If tails, divide the result by 5. Roll 3d6 and add the result. Divide the result by 2. Roll 1d6 and multiply by the result. If you have managed to keep your math straight this whole time, deal 1 damage to your opponent's active ally.
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Post by Elcie on Jun 24, 2008 10:38:40 GMT -5
I thought of one. x3
BANANA There are two ways to use this card. If you desire, look at your opponent's hand. If they also have a Banana card, call them on the Bananaphone and sing the Bananaphone song. You both win! If they don't have a Banana card, or if you don't feel like looking at their hand, then stick a banana in your ear. You win.
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Post by Dice on Jun 24, 2008 21:37:49 GMT -5
Gather Your Mind Add 1 "Gather Your Mind" card from your Deck to your hand. Your Deck is then shuffled. You can only use 1 "Gather Your Mind" per turn. ...oh wait, you said "made up" cards. ;D For some reason that looks very familiar EPIC FAIL Once you play this card, you and your opponent both lose. You may then roll the die to determine which of you lost first. Not that it really matters.
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Post by Celestial on Jun 25, 2008 5:56:37 GMT -5
TCG Wars: The Newbie Strikes Back The less experienced player reveals their cards and makes lots of silly mistakes. Can result in insant win for their opponent.
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Post by Spoon on Jun 25, 2008 6:24:52 GMT -5
The Artist Draw a card. If it's a good resemblence, add it into your deck and hope nobody notices.
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