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Post by Celestial on Jun 27, 2008 12:27:19 GMT -5
Forgetfulness
Use the turn to take senile dementia pills.
Timezone
You are asleep for the next three turns. (Not your card, yourself)
It is tomorrow over here. XD
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Post by Rider on Jun 27, 2008 19:43:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Kalianne Triss Lunara (Light)(Air)(Fire)(Dark)(Earth)(Water)
HP: 1,000,000
Plot Avoidance - KO this card. Instantly. Bring it back when the battle actually starts.
Wolf: And Kat faints. Again. [/glow]
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Post by Jina on Jul 2, 2008 0:04:14 GMT -5
I couldn't pass this one up...
Rare
The Note in Invisible Ink
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Post by Mr. Meepit's Puppet on Jul 2, 2008 3:54:30 GMT -5
Rare:
The Decimals Master
2.3(*): 2.435 Damage
12.31(*): Make an opposing Ally fall asleep for 1245.112 turns.
He knows the last digit of pi.
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Post by Kat on Jul 2, 2008 4:07:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Kalianne Triss Lunara (Light)(Air)(Fire)(Dark)(Earth)(Water) HP: 1,000,000 Plot Avoidance - KO this card. Instantly. Bring it back when the battle actually starts. Wolf: And Kat faints. Again. [/glow] [shadow=purple,left,300]...I knew I overdid my "plot evasion" during the early parts of the GWRP. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ooh, but having 1mil HP would be very handy - *SHOT*Well, at least I made a non-prank card of myself for the 2nd edition. XD Anyway, staying on-topic... Ecks Dee Pause for a moment and attempt to make the XD face at your opponent. The better face instantly wins the game. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD[/shadow] |
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Post by Spoon on Jul 2, 2008 8:02:07 GMT -5
Very Common
Lag
Roll 300 die. Then deal 1 damage to your opponent's Active Ally.
Is your Internet feeling a little slower yet?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 19:34:03 GMT -5
Power Outage
Return all cards played by your opponent last turn to their hand and reverse any damage they healed/dealt.
Oh &%$#! I didn't save!
Actually, come to think of it, that might not be a bad real card... Maybe too overpowered, though. (Ironic. An overpowered Power Outage.)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 20:11:23 GMT -5
NaNoWriMo
HP: 1
Special Ability: Coffee-Driven Chapters -- Each post you make when this card is on the field must be at least 1,667 words long.
(INFINITE ENERGY)Novel - 50,000 damage.
"I will win this year! *dies from writing so much*"
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Post by Amneiger on Jul 5, 2008 4:52:10 GMT -5
Movie Star
HP: 20
Special Power: Character Shield - This ally cannot be KO'D.
(*) Star Power - 50 damage.
You can always tell who the hero is by finding the person who looks the hottest.
Illegible Scrawl
You may play this card whenever your opponent tries to use an attack that has special effects. Block all effects of the attack that is not direct damage.
You really need to start typing these instruction manuals.
...Illegible Scrawl might actually make a good card for the main list. >_> If somebody thinks it would work they can move it there.
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Post by Mr. Meepit's Puppet on Jul 5, 2008 4:54:49 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I must parody Magic: The Gathering: The-Absolutely-Longest-Card-Name-Ever-Made-For-An-Event-Card-In-The-Neopian-Times-Writers-Forum-Trading-Card-Game-Named-Event-Card-Which-Is-Found-In-The-Unglued-slash-Nonexistent-Set-And-Was-Created-By-Doody-Duty
Everytime your opponent attacks, they must recite the name of this card ten times fast. If they make a mistake, they cannot attack.
"Theabsolutelylongestcardnameeverforaneventcardintheneopiantimeswritersforumtradingcardgamenamedeventcardwhichisfoundintheungluedslashnonexistentsetandwascreatedbydoodyduty!" "Now say it another 9 times!"
And, just to continue on in the same vein:
Slice of Pi
Before your opponent can attack, they must recite the first million digits of pi.
"Fine... Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two..." |
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Post by Celestial on Jul 8, 2008 17:47:18 GMT -5
Rare
The One Ring (Dark)
HP: 1,000
Special Ability: Sneak away- This ally also pays no retreat cost
(D)(D)(D) The Master Ring- Search for a card with the word 'ring' in it and place it on your bench, attaching two eneriges to it.
(D)(D)(*)(*)(*) Return to Sauron- Any Dark ally is automatically given a 100 HP increase and any other ally is inflcited 100 damage.
(D) Prolong Life- Heal 5 HP to any fighter in combat.
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Rare
Mount Doom (Fire)
HP: 10,000,000
Special Ability: The Fires of Mount Doom- KOs The One Ring
(F)(F)(F) Eruption- 100 Damage
(*)(D)(F)(F)(F)(*) Forge the One Ring- Places 'The One Ring' in your hand. Can only be used once.
*thunderous roaring sound as mountain splits apart*
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Post by Nova on Jul 8, 2008 17:57:36 GMT -5
Infinity
Event
When you play this card, all allies in play have infinity HP.
This is the game that never ends...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2008 15:39:56 GMT -5
Rare
College Level Number Theory (Dark)
HP:54389279 multiplied by the square root of 453289570 divided by5
Attack: Confusion: 39578934 divided by pi damage to your opponent
(*) Failure: You and your opponent both lose and have to retake any and all classes you ever took in your lifetime 'cause you fail.
*headexplode*
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Post by Amneiger on Jul 9, 2008 15:42:30 GMT -5
College Level Number Theory HP:54389279 multiplied by the square root of 453289570 divided by5 Confusion: 39578934 divided by pi damage to your opponent (*) Failure: You and your opponent both lose and have to retake any and all classes you ever took in your lifetime 'cause you fail. *headexplode*You didn't say whether Confusion was a Power or an attack.  *is smacked in the head* |
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Post by Shadaras on Jul 9, 2008 16:01:36 GMT -5
Common
Kit/Shade Conversation
Confuse your opponent. They must skip their next three turns.
If the person who played this is either Kit or Shade, then Kit and Shade automatically win.
Warning: Trans-Pacific Porcupines, Snorms, Flesh-Eating Squids, Roleplaying, and other such items are contained in this card box. Open with care.
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*is smacked in the head*