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Princess Ember Mononoke
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Hatemail is a learning experience. Oct 10, 2003 19:40:35 GMT -5

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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Oct 10, 2003 19:40:35 GMT -5

Normally, seventh period social studies is organised torture. Today there was a sub, which meant it was chaotic anarchy. It was also the last day of school before the break, and the second to last period, so some kids were getting edgy. A few boys returned to their habits of picking me to pieces that they had at one point given up. But I employed the hatemail approach: don't get mad - just laugh at their stupidity.

TJ: Hey Emma! When I grow up, I'm going to go to hunt animals in the Amazon. Kill me some tigers!
Me: Oh my gosh, you MORON. There ARE no tigers in the Amazon.
TJ: Oh well, whatever. Lions, then. As long as its endangered.
Me: There are no lions there either.
TJ: Whatever. Shoot some pandas...
Me: HA! No pandas! THREE STRIKES!
He didn't stop, but after that I was laughing so hard I didn't even notice.,

I don't believe in hatred. Such powerful emotions are too painful to waste on people you don't even like.
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Hatemail is a learning experience. Oct 10, 2003 20:03:01 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2003 20:03:01 GMT -5

*falls of chair laughing*
I get stuff like that sometimes, too. One guy was talking about how this one boy said he liked me, and he told him so while they were at the Taj Mahal together last Saturday. And I live in Canada.

That's pretty funny ... I wish my class was half as funny!!!

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Hatemail is a learning experience. Oct 10, 2003 20:04:51 GMT -5

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Post by Buddy Barely Here on Oct 10, 2003 20:04:51 GMT -5

Ember said:

Normally, seventh period social studies is organised torture. Today there was a sub, which meant it was chaotic anarchy. It was also the last day of school before the break, and the second to last period, so some kids were getting edgy. A few boys returned to their habits of picking me to pieces that they had at one point given up. But I employed the hatemail approach: don't get mad - just laugh at their stupidity.

TJ: Hey Emma! When I grow up, I'm going to go to hunt animals in the Amazon. Kill me some tigers!
Me: Oh my gosh, you MORON. There ARE no tigers in the Amazon.
TJ: Oh well, whatever. Lions, then. As long as its endangered.
Me: There are no lions there either.
TJ: Whatever. Shoot some pandas...
Me: HA! No pandas! THREE STRIKES!
He didn't stop, but after that I was laughing so hard I didn't even notice.,

Ember, I absolutely get a HOOT outta your stories! They just crack me up! Keep 'em coming, girl! Keep 'em coming!