Post by calvinseviltwin on Sept 15, 2003 14:25:52 GMT -5
This is actually written to a writer of a website I frequent called RockSnobs.com. However, this amuses me insanely, so I've decided to post the letter up here.
This past week at school I have been tried and strung for my love of Queen, especially in science class where I have to sit next to a ghetto wannabe classmate. One particular day the said classmate was feeling rather annoying and started belting out some horrible rap song. (I like you will never understand the point of bling...and this person wears a lot of it. Whatever bling is.) So I yell at him to shut his face and he replied "Very well. What bands to you listen to?" I reply Queen and this individual starts blurting out a God awful rendition of "We Will Rock You". I could hear poor Freddie screaming with every word. I yelled once again at him to shut his mouth as he was disgracing Freddie's memory. Then, he simply broke the rules of snobbery and went off into a blunt violation of etiquette rule number 1 as well as 4 which simply fried my brain. Also, he used the word "gay" as an adjective to describe Queen in the place of the word "stupid" yet again violating rule 1.
However, as this happened on Friday I was very pleased to see that this person had broken their arm. My friends and I said Freddie's ghost tripped him for being such a jackass and that's the truth that we will continue to believe. Even if he did really break it in a football game.
This past week at school I have been tried and strung for my love of Queen, especially in science class where I have to sit next to a ghetto wannabe classmate. One particular day the said classmate was feeling rather annoying and started belting out some horrible rap song. (I like you will never understand the point of bling...and this person wears a lot of it. Whatever bling is.) So I yell at him to shut his face and he replied "Very well. What bands to you listen to?" I reply Queen and this individual starts blurting out a God awful rendition of "We Will Rock You". I could hear poor Freddie screaming with every word. I yelled once again at him to shut his mouth as he was disgracing Freddie's memory. Then, he simply broke the rules of snobbery and went off into a blunt violation of etiquette rule number 1 as well as 4 which simply fried my brain. Also, he used the word "gay" as an adjective to describe Queen in the place of the word "stupid" yet again violating rule 1.
However, as this happened on Friday I was very pleased to see that this person had broken their arm. My friends and I said Freddie's ghost tripped him for being such a jackass and that's the truth that we will continue to believe. Even if he did really break it in a football game.