**pets the blue cows**

[tennmagpie]

Does anyone remember, way back in an Issue 83 Review Thread in another dimenision, when Lugia wrote these words?

Okay. Let's say you have a field of purple cows. You love these purple cows, because they're so pretty and they produce the tastiest milk you've ever come across. One day, one of the purple cows gets sick and dies. You're very sad by this. Other people notice your sadness and give you two brown cows in return. You don't like these brown cows as much because they're so boring in color and the milk isn't as good. You accept them however, and your field is fine. Suddenly, another purple cow gets sick and dies. More people have moved into your town, and for your purple cow you are given *three* brown cows. 'Well,' you think, 'I have a lot more cows than I started with.' You accept the new cows. Over time, all the purple cows have died off. You've noticed a few ancient green cows return to your field, but for the most part you're stuck with brown cows. You know that purple cows are extinct, but you still long for them. Because your saddened by the purple cows' departure, you don't feed or pay as much attention to your brown cows. You also don't think as highly of them, even though their milk is slowly starting to get better. You just can't let go of the memory of the purple cows...

Anyway, what I'm trying to get at is that the old comics aren't coming back. The goody-two-shoes television shows aren't coming back. Elvis isn't coming back (or is he?). Yes, the comics suck for the most part right now, but if you keep basing these new comics (or "cows") on the old gems, then you'll never think highly of comics again. Give the newer ones a chance, I say. Sooner or later new gems will show up. Blue cows will suddenly show up, and you know how much blue cows are just as good as purple cows. Then your field will be pretty once more.

Houston, we have blue cows...

Basically, the comics- and the whole durn NT, for that matter, but mostly the comics -are getting better and better every day. So there's still a few brown cows out there... but the blue cows are slowly eliminating them. ANd that, my friends, is a good thing.

(Me? I'm the Mootix chomping on the cows' rear ends.)

[herp14]

I'f you look carrfuly one of the purple cows is back

[annonomous]

I remember that.

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

Herp14 said:

I'f you look carrfuly one of the purple cows is back

Two, actually.

[Lugia]

Woo! My second post in the forum!

That actually doesn't make any sense now that I think about it. If the purple cows are supposed to be so good and the brown cows are supposed to be crappy, then the brown cows CAN'T be as good as the purple cows unless they become purple themselves (or blue... or green... or something).

That was a bit rude of me to say the old comics aren't coming back. What should have been said is that it is likely that they may not come back.

Ergh, that's gotta go down as one of the strangest and most confusing 'relative stories' (yeah, there's a literary term for that, but I can't think of it right now) in history.

[tennmagpie]

And of course, there's always the comics that start bad but turn good... like brown cows that turn out to give chocolate milk.

[herp14]

And then there's the dreaded black Cows "MOOOOOOWA HAHAHAHAHAHA MOOOOOOOWAHAHAHAHA "

[LDF]

Purple Cow = Comic that has been around for quite some time, and is a classic. But it was actually used to represent Sheep of Doom, L*U*P*E* Blue, etc.

Green Cow = A comic that has come back from out of nowhere, like NeoFun or something.

Brown Cow = New comics that are not yet good enough to be dyed blue.

Blue Cow = The Generation X of Purple Cows

If the Brown Cows can be dyed blue, then wouldn't the dye come off when it rains? Or would you paint them with non-coming off paint...? Or would you give them a covering, like a large hat or something?

I am sorta a Brown Cow ^^;

[tennmagpie]

*Herp14* said:

And then there's the dreaded black Cows "MOOOOOOWA HAHAHAHAHAHA MOOOOOOOWAHAHAHAHA "

XDD LMAO!

[annonomous]

*Herp14* said:

And then there's the dreaded black Cows "MOOOOOOWA HAHAHAHAHAHA MOOOOOOOWAHAHAHAHA "

^o^...

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

LDF said:

If the Brown Cows can be dyed blue, then wouldn't the dye come off when it rains? Or would you paint them with non-coming off paint...? Or would you give them a covering, like a large hat or something?

Nah, you'd just use the Rainbow Pool.

[herp14]

I have no clue what

TennMagpie said:

XDD LMAO!

Means

[Princess Ember Mononoke]

*Herp14* said:

I have no clue what



Means

"I'm smiling really big and laughing my arse off."

[herp14]

Ember said:

"I'm smiling really big and laughing my arse off."

O I thought it meant somthing like "Lamo"