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Post by Gelquie on Aug 27, 2021 17:04:25 GMT -5
It's really hot in my room and I have no free outlets for any fans or other air cooling machines. My house also has no AC and that's not an option. What can I do to keep cool? Who says you have no outlets for any fans? You have one right here! And we can get them to act, no electricity required! Open your windows, doors, walls, etc, and let them do their fan thing with anti-clockwise cartwheels around you to fan you off! I've collected the 7 magical gems meant to fulfill the prophecy to defeat Evil Badguy, but it turns out that was exactly what they wanted and now they've taken my gems and are about to take over the world. What do I do?!
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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 7, 2022 23:29:35 GMT -5
I've collected the 7 magical gems meant to fulfill the prophecy to defeat Evil Badguy, but it turns out that was exactly what they wanted and now they've taken my gems and are about to take over the world. What do I do?! Turn it around and pretend that was what you actually wanted all along! Evil Badguy will be so amazed that you had planned them to have planned that all along, that they'll lay down their arms and not take over the world, since they can't beat such a brilliant mastermind. That's the plan, at least.
It's always so tricky to come up with the problem for the next person to solve. What advice would you have?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 8, 2022 0:08:42 GMT -5
I've collected the 7 magical gems meant to fulfill the prophecy to defeat Evil Badguy, but it turns out that was exactly what they wanted and now they've taken my gems and are about to take over the world. What do I do?! It's always so tricky to come up with the problem for the next person to solve. What advice would you have? Fire. And lots of it. My problem is I'm too lazy to do anything.
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Post by Liou on Jan 8, 2022 2:53:38 GMT -5
Fire. And lots of it. My problem is I'm too lazy to do anything. You're going to have to become much, much lazier. Once you finally become too lazy to do nothing, then you will have to do something.
After Snaw's suggested fix for June's problem, I'm trying to set things on fire to create more problems for the next posters to solve. But I've never lit a fire. How do I get started?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 8, 2022 17:42:47 GMT -5
Fire. And lots of it. My problem is I'm too lazy to do anything. After Snaw's suggested fix for June's problem, I'm trying to set things on fire to create more problems for the next posters to solve. But I've never lit a fire. How do I get started?
Making your own fire is SO 80s. Everyone knows it's better to just go to your local grocery store and buy a case of fire. Just make sure you handle it carefully, or you'll lose your eyebrows! I can't find my favorite grey sweater! How can I find it before the world ends tomorrow?
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 8, 2022 22:23:23 GMT -5
downrightdude - Have you tried checking the colors load of your laundry? If you find it and need to wash it, be sure to add your non-color-fast brorange hat to the load; you'll want that ready too. I went out to make some problems for this game and now I'm being sued for property damage. (So much drama over some drywall! Seriously!) How do I get out of this?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 9, 2022 0:53:15 GMT -5
downrightdude - Have you tried checking the colors load of your laundry? If you find it and need to wash it, be sure to add your non-color-fast brorange hat to the load; you'll want that ready too. I went out to make some problems for this game and now I'm being sued for property damage. (So much drama over some drywall! Seriously!) How do I get out of this? *hands card* If you need a defense team that will go the extra mile to defend you, even if it means framing innocent people, then call Snaw the Major Boss Lawyer!! Surrender all of your money, and Snaw will fight for you! Guarantee success in any trial! I have too many lemons, but I don't want to make lemonade. What should I do?
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 14, 2022 2:03:26 GMT -5
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Find the lemon tree they came from and throw the lemons at the tree. That'll teach it!
How do I train my dog out of chasing cars (moving at residential-area speeds)?
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Post by Liou on Jan 14, 2022 14:39:29 GMT -5
How do I train my dog out of chasing cars (moving at residential-area speeds)? It looks like your dog is a pursuit predator. If you do not want your dog to chase the cars, you will need to train him to use a different strategy. I suggest training him for ambush predation. If he learns to bait cars to come to him, he will have no need to chase them! Teach your dog more about the behaviour of cars, how to hide from them, bait and trap them. Alternatively, if you wish to keep your dog safe without totally depriving him of his hobby of car hunting, I suggest acquiring hunting trophies for him to cherish instead. I'm sure he would greatly appreciate old car parts on display in your home.
How can I do more things in less time?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 14, 2022 16:32:43 GMT -5
How can I do more things in less time?
As you do your various things, make sure you keep turning back the clock! Doing so will ensure you complete all of your tasks within a certain amount of time. Beware of possible side affects, like the sun setting at 1:30 pm. It's only Jan. 14, but I already despise 2022. How can I make the year go faster?
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 15, 2022 22:06:40 GMT -5
Put yourself in an induced coma, not to be let out till the end of the year. From your perspective, you'll be there in no time!
I'm in the mood to make cream pie, but there's a milk shortage and thus it's too rationed for the recipe. What do I do, if anything?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 16, 2022 0:15:40 GMT -5
I'm in the mood to make cream pie, but there's a milk shortage and thus it's too rationed for the recipe. What do I do, if anything? Are cows being rationed? If not, then buy a cow and milk it yourself. MY spaghetti plans have been cancelled! How shall I exact my revenge upon the world?
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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 17, 2022 23:08:50 GMT -5
Your spaghetti plans have been canceled? Time to make your own spaghetti - by learning to program! Everyone knows that spaghetti code is a nightmare to maintain, and therefore you get spaghetti and revenge on the world at the same time! (Or at least revenge on whoever has to maintain it.)
All this talk of spaghetti has me hungry. How do I turn coding into food I can eat?
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 17, 2022 23:33:44 GMT -5
Easy! Earn the money to buy food by putting your coding to work at a big tech place that advertises an innovative fast-paced environment, producing quality work in little time and constantly encourages the workers to go above and beyond to reach stretch goals!
I can't turn off my ears. What's a good workaround?
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Post by downrightdude on Jan 18, 2022 1:47:40 GMT -5
Glue a pair of noise-cancelling headphones over your ears. Then you can enjoy the silence!
I need new shoes, but I don't know what's in style for late Winter.
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