Welcome to my Closet of Awesomeness!!

[downrightdude]

Greetings *insert your name here* and welcome to my home! *has Fred #4 serve lemonade*

Because my house is SO big and often times confusing, I shall direct all of you to enter one of the best rooms in my entire house: MY CLOSET!!!

That's right; for this year's trick or treating event, I shall have you all explore my supremely large, multi-room/dimension wardrobe to find your Halloween candies! And because my closet is so big and fabulous, please take a map at the information desk at the entrance of my closet so that you can find your way towards my Grand Hat Canyon. Once there you may either take your candy and leave, OR you can stay and admire my lovely canyon of expensive hats and related headgear.

Once you have gotten your candy, you may exit my closet while admiring the variety of sites and wonders, such as my Costume Shopping Mall and Mount Socks and Undies! Also, you may make your way towards my wardrobe's gift shop if you wish to buy an expensive souvenir of your trip.

Have fun, and if you need any assistance, I shall use my Bloomix powers to help and possibly take your candy!

Happy Halloween, 2014!

[Coaster]

Coaster enters the house with as much enthusiasm as a velociraptor mask naturally inclined to show enthusiasm can show (which is to say, quite enthusiastically). He gratefully takes a lemonade from Fred #4 and takes a map from the info desk, but as his navigational skill is somewhat lacking, he veers off into the Trail of Many Sequins and has a fairly high degree of trouble trying to get back on track until he finds a Fred and asks which way to go from here.

[downrightdude]

*Fred #4 leads Coaster to a treasure chest full of candy*

[Coaster]

Nov 1, 2014 15:31:02 GMT -5 downrightdude said:

*Fred #4 leads Coaster to a treasure chest full of candy*

Coaster gladly accepts the candy, putting it into his pizza-box-trick-or-treat-box, and admires the wide variety of hats on display!

[downrightdude]

Each hat was worn by me!

*shows off solid platinum top hat*