After hiking up a high endless driveway.......

[downrightdude]

..........YOU ARRIVE HERE, LIKE OMGS!!!!!!! Holas trick and or/treaters! Me Snaw And this is my house!!!

Now I know what you're wondering: Why in the world is your house so fabuloso? Well it's pretty much due to it's many stories, the mega wide length, and the appearance it has to Russia's Winter palace! (Except mine's whiter, taller, bigger and has more diamonds on it).

If you enter my house, you will see many doorways and a grand escalator! Please make yourself at home and find your way to my awesome candy room! Once there, you may take a handful of candy and jewels from my special candy bowl and proceed to the nearest exit! Please do not touch anything and if you get lost, just holler for me and I'll see what I can do.

Please be aware that Fred #3 and Fred #4 will be serving you apple cider, so please don't ignore them. MY other Freds are busy trying to get rid of all the ghosts that have currently haunted my house this October! But nothingness, please enjoy yourself and find your way to my wonderful candy room!

P.S. Feel free to visit my Gift Shop it's in my closet!

P.S. Try to stay away from my servant's quarters as they are haunted by the ghosts of workers past. I could get them out of there but I'm too lazy.

[Coaster]

ESCALATORS

*greets the host cordially, then starts running on the escalator in the wrong direction*

[Ginz ❤]

"Luuuuv!" Luvdisc says as she enters. She's impressed at the size and luxury of this place! After taking a few steps, she's approached by Fred #4, she guesses. It could be Fred #3, but he really looks more like a 4 to her. Anyway, she is offered apple cider, and she takes it gladly. She decides to go look for the candy room. She isn't sure where to go and there don't seem to be any signs, so she decided to go through the nearest door. Hopefully it'll take her to someplace interesting.

[downrightdude]

*hands you a house map*

[downrightdude]

*has Fred #3 prepare more apple cider*

[♥ Azzie]

Hiya! =D *flies around* Thanks for the candies! =D

[downrightdude]

You're welcome!

[Coaster]

*finally gets on the escalator in the proper direction and makes my way to the gift shop so I can buy an Official Snaw-Autographed Miniature Treat Bag or some such*

*...accidentally runs headfirst into, and through, a fleeing ghost in the process*

"Uh... need help there, Fred?"

[downrightdude]

Fred #2: *takes you to the gift shop*

[Coaster]

*thanks Fred and proceeds to buy the Official Snaw-Autographed Miniature Treat Bag Deluxe Edition, along with the complimentary Collectible Jewel Set for only $199.99 extra*

*grins*
"I can't wait to show this to Rob. He'll be soooo mad. 8D"

[downrightdude]

Fred #5: *checks you out*

*gives you catalog* Come back in December for savings!

[Birdy]

Birdy's ears perk. "Did you say you have a ghost problem? I might be able to help with that..." she toys with the handle of her proton-pack's nozzle, and eyes the surrounding area thoughtfully.

[downrightdude]

The ghosts are upstairs and downstairs!