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Post by Sheik on Jan 12, 2012 23:39:27 GMT -5
Well, I don't know about you, but in MY day, we LIVED on the comets. We couldn't do anything because we were all frozen, and then when they crashed, we crashed with them. That's how I got THIS. *points to band-aid* --- Oh wait, Terra beat me. XD
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Post by Bacon on Jan 12, 2012 23:41:57 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well, in my day, crashing on comets was so dangerous, we'd lose our entire bodies from the ears down, and that's in the case you even survived at all.
Whoops. >_> I already replied to yours. My bad.
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Post by Parrot on Jan 12, 2012 23:56:37 GMT -5
Let me get this straight: There was a chance of surivival? No, no, no, that was nothing like in my day. If anything happened at all you could be assured that you wouldn't survive.
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Post by Naga on Jan 13, 2012 7:58:44 GMT -5
Assurance!? Pfft! In my day, nothing could be assured! Nothing but spontaneous action...
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Post by Jo on Jan 13, 2012 8:16:18 GMT -5
Action?? You lucky thing! Back in my day, there was no action at all! We just had to sit around by ourselves, contemplating our boring lives!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2012 8:29:37 GMT -5
You actually had boredom?
What we had was worse than boredom. All of us had to live through all seven Harry Potter books as a character written in them. If your character didn't survive all the books...tough luck. I was REALLY lucky to be Hermione.
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 13, 2012 8:39:20 GMT -5
Oh, you guys were characters?! You were so lucky! In my day, everybody who was poor had to be a background object. The kings were the main characters.
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Post by Parrot on Jan 13, 2012 12:31:15 GMT -5
Background objects? What is this madness? Back in my day, it didn't matter if you were the king of Antartica (they had a king back then) you could barely afford to a decent throne.
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 13, 2012 13:52:21 GMT -5
In my day, kings would wish for thrones! They were excited to get some mud to sit on!
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Post by Usikustars on Jan 13, 2012 14:26:42 GMT -5
Kings sitting? Back in my day, Kings were made to stand for their whole entire life. If they sat down even for a second, they would be sent to the guillotine.
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Post by Lizica on Jan 13, 2012 14:33:23 GMT -5
Ha! Guillotines! Back in my day, guillotines were so dull that we couldn't even chop off heads of lettuce.
((*just read through this entire thread so far* ...I love you all, all you old geezers. xDDD))
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 13, 2012 15:03:54 GMT -5
What is this talk of "chopping lettuce"?! In my day, lettuce was made for sucking on for days and not stopping until it was an onion!
(^Idea from Monty Python skit)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2012 16:35:01 GMT -5
We couldn't even suck on lettuce! All the lettuce seeds produced these big purple rocks that you'd break a tooth on every time you tried to eat one! (Also, evidence of poisons in the rocks in coming to light...)
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 13, 2012 16:39:01 GMT -5
Oh, rocks! Rocks were what we hoped for! In my day, all we had was tree bark without the tree! We all ended up with splinters and we were forced to like it!!
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Post by Bacon on Jan 13, 2012 21:10:30 GMT -5
You think splinters are bad? In my day, eating tree bark got you a wooden stake through the heart. On the plus side, it killed off all the vampires...
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