Snow Faerie Ugh she annoys me (a comedy)

[darkmage92]

Have you ever wondered why the Snow Faerie is so unfair to us poor peoples? She either asks for 2 items worth 75 grand put together, or 5 items equivalent to well over 20 grand. She lures you into her house by being so nice but, secretly she wants your money. Then she shows three differnt items all worth 2000 Np except for the one on the left hand side. You are taken for a fool and believe it is worth nothing. But you are wrong. You go over to the Shop Fuzzle as I like to call him and look up all three items from right hand side to the left hand said. You have bought the first two items. You are wistling to yourself and thinking “What will I get? What will I get? What will I get?” It turns out that the last item is “Grass Cone” you look it up and you first see a digit 2 so you think “2 Np!” But then you see another 2 so you think “22Np!” but then you see a 3 so you think “223 Np!” But then we all know that you are going to see 2 more digits so here is the price of it 22300Np oooohh that is a bit harsh on my allowance bud!!!! So you foolishly buy the item thinking “Dark Battle Duck, Dark Battle Duck, Dark Battle Duck!” You go to the Snow Faerie and click on the button “I have your ingrediets!” Or in another terms “I have your money Snow Faerie!” She thanks you and you are on your way.
But wait, with what? Lets look what you recieved a Peach Snowball, Red Flag! Purple Party Hat, Big Red Flag! 2000 Neopoints, Extremely Big Red Flag!
So you see you just lost well over 10,000 Np you lost 20,000 Np.
So now you’re fortune is gone except for a few thousand np’s!!
So what do you do? You go begging back to the Snow Faerie for another Quest, because you think you might actually get something this time.
But there is one part about the Snow Faerie that is good, she can also give your easy quests such as ones that cost 4,000 Np’s. But what do you gain out’a it? Notin, splat, zip, zero, none, nothing! There was not once that a quest was actually worth it, except for when I got a WAND OF NOVA!
I continue to do her quests just because she might give a Dark Battle Duck!

[Lappi]

Okie...

[sollunaestrella]

If this is supposed to be an article, it could definitely be developed a lot more; maybe, you sohuld use some more examples. Also:

It turns out that the last item is “Grass Cone” you look it up and you first see a digit 2 so you think “2 Np!” But then you see another 2 so you think “22Np!” but then you see a 3 so you think “223 Np!” But then we all know that you are going to see 2 more digits so here is the price of it 22300Np

Do you really look at something and see each digit at a time? I don't know...it's just kind of strange to me, but maybe it's not....

[Lappi]

Err... yess... It has to be MUCH longer. And you could do with editing it... but otherwise... it's ok...

[pichuthegreat]

um you also got a grand lightning beam darkmage92 I believe and i know you make more np off the snow faerie than you lose so this is sort of wrong

[Lappi]

O.o I've never done snow quests before... but you never asked, did you?

[pichuthegreat]

well i did actually

[darkmage92]

Dear pichu,
No I was complaining about how she is always giving me expensive Items worth 22000 Np and nothing else