Post by darkmage92 on Jan 13, 2003 17:52:30 GMT -5
This is the story of a very odd Neopet who is obssesed with trying to become a human.
“Red!!! Come down here this instant and give back the hair sample you plucked from me last night!” his owner called from the bottom of the stairs in the Neohome.
“I knew I shouldn’t have done that!” Red92 said as he flew down the stairs.
Red handed the hair back and went back upstairs.
“Wait just one Cotton Picken minute come back mista,” his owner said, “why did you steal the hair?”
“Well I was going to use it to change a bit of my DNA turning me into a human.” Red said meakly.
“Well you better find a different way because if you don’t watch your step I’ll, I’ll take your lab away!” Roy his owner said.
“No, no, no anything but that!” the red Meerca said pleadingly.
“Now go upto your room! Your grounded for 1 week!” Roy said gruffly.
Red went up to his room sulking and his head hung low.
He went up to his room and sat on his bed.
“I wish more then anything to becom a human,” Red thought to himself,
“what if...” He suddenly lit up and smiled. (somethings gonna happen..duh..) He opened the window and glided out. As he flew over the landscape he couldn’t help letting a couple of smiles come out.
He landed near a old Neohome with paint coming off it. He knocked three times on the door and gave a big sigh. The door opened and a heavy set Skeith named Blu93 came out.
“What may I do for you Red?”
“ I learned the you learned how to mimic other people’s voices, right?” Red said.
“Whats it to you?” the Skeith said gruffly.
“Lets go inside and talk about it.” the sly Meerca said grinning.
They sat down on the couch and started to talk.
“What I need you to do is call up Roy and trick him into having that annual gathering party of his a LITTLE bit earlier!” the Meerca said.
“Well ok, I guess, hold on let me think for a second on how I am going to do this.” the Skeith said.
1 minute later the Skeith stood up and said “I need to know one of your owner’s friend’s name’s and he has to be one I have already seen and heard.”
“Uhhh...... Mike?” the Meerca said.
“Yessss. Thats good now go back home and leave the rest to me!” the Skeith said.
Red went outside and said “Victory is mine at last!” and he stumbled on a tree root and landed flat on his face.
“Ok maybe it isn’t. But it almost is!” he said and flew home.
His owners grim face was waiting for him when he got home.
“Reddddd!!!!!!”
“Uhh....yes?” Red said knowing that he was caught red handed already.
“Where were you just now!?” Roy said, scolding Red.
“Arcade?”
“Try again!” Roy said.
“Movies?”
“Lame excuse!” Roy said getting red in the face.
“Uh.. Magic Shop?”
“Can you do any better?” Roy questioned.
“Oh, fine I give up I was a at Blu’s house!” Red said starring down at the floor of the shabby old room.
“Doing?”
“I was canceling our trip to the Haunted Forest!” Red said and slammed the door behind him.
He smiled and gave a little cackle.
Morning
Red went down stairs waiting for the call from *Mike* in another words *Blue.*
“What are you grinning about?” Roy asked.
“Oh, nothing.” Red said suppressing a gigle.
“I don’t like that but sit down and eat your breakfeast, oh, and uh I’m not gonna be back till 12 o’clock. Ok?” Roy said.
“Kay.” Red said.
Roy came in 3 hours later and flopped down infront of the tv.
The telephone rang.
“Hello, Roy this is *Mike* are you gonna have that annual party tommorow?” Blu asked in the name of Mike.
“Uh.. now that you mention it yeah, I guess so.” Roy said.
“Can you send me a message on my answering machine about the party? You know I’ll probably forget,” *Mike* said.
“Yeh, sure. Well se ya!” Roy hung up and started to call everyone else.
Roy was busy the rest of the day making phone calls while Red was making preparations for when he was gonna become a human.
The next day Red, and Roy woke up early to prepare for the party.
Soon the guests were flooding the house and talking.
Meanwhile Red was getting some scissors to *collect* some hair.
He went out into the hall where the party was and *collected* some hair without anyone noticing, or so he thought.
He went gleefuly up into his room and got the machine that would help turn him into a human ready. He was just about to step into the contraption when someone said “Halt!”
Red spun around and cursed “I’m busted!”
Roy was standing in the doorway smiling “So are you ready for garbage duty? Get to it! Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4!”
THE END
“Red!!! Come down here this instant and give back the hair sample you plucked from me last night!” his owner called from the bottom of the stairs in the Neohome.
“I knew I shouldn’t have done that!” Red92 said as he flew down the stairs.
Red handed the hair back and went back upstairs.
“Wait just one Cotton Picken minute come back mista,” his owner said, “why did you steal the hair?”
“Well I was going to use it to change a bit of my DNA turning me into a human.” Red said meakly.
“Well you better find a different way because if you don’t watch your step I’ll, I’ll take your lab away!” Roy his owner said.
“No, no, no anything but that!” the red Meerca said pleadingly.
“Now go upto your room! Your grounded for 1 week!” Roy said gruffly.
Red went up to his room sulking and his head hung low.
He went up to his room and sat on his bed.
“I wish more then anything to becom a human,” Red thought to himself,
“what if...” He suddenly lit up and smiled. (somethings gonna happen..duh..) He opened the window and glided out. As he flew over the landscape he couldn’t help letting a couple of smiles come out.
He landed near a old Neohome with paint coming off it. He knocked three times on the door and gave a big sigh. The door opened and a heavy set Skeith named Blu93 came out.
“What may I do for you Red?”
“ I learned the you learned how to mimic other people’s voices, right?” Red said.
“Whats it to you?” the Skeith said gruffly.
“Lets go inside and talk about it.” the sly Meerca said grinning.
They sat down on the couch and started to talk.
“What I need you to do is call up Roy and trick him into having that annual gathering party of his a LITTLE bit earlier!” the Meerca said.
“Well ok, I guess, hold on let me think for a second on how I am going to do this.” the Skeith said.
1 minute later the Skeith stood up and said “I need to know one of your owner’s friend’s name’s and he has to be one I have already seen and heard.”
“Uhhh...... Mike?” the Meerca said.
“Yessss. Thats good now go back home and leave the rest to me!” the Skeith said.
Red went outside and said “Victory is mine at last!” and he stumbled on a tree root and landed flat on his face.
“Ok maybe it isn’t. But it almost is!” he said and flew home.
His owners grim face was waiting for him when he got home.
“Reddddd!!!!!!”
“Uhh....yes?” Red said knowing that he was caught red handed already.
“Where were you just now!?” Roy said, scolding Red.
“Arcade?”
“Try again!” Roy said.
“Movies?”
“Lame excuse!” Roy said getting red in the face.
“Uh.. Magic Shop?”
“Can you do any better?” Roy questioned.
“Oh, fine I give up I was a at Blu’s house!” Red said starring down at the floor of the shabby old room.
“Doing?”
“I was canceling our trip to the Haunted Forest!” Red said and slammed the door behind him.
He smiled and gave a little cackle.
Morning
Red went down stairs waiting for the call from *Mike* in another words *Blue.*
“What are you grinning about?” Roy asked.
“Oh, nothing.” Red said suppressing a gigle.
“I don’t like that but sit down and eat your breakfeast, oh, and uh I’m not gonna be back till 12 o’clock. Ok?” Roy said.
“Kay.” Red said.
Roy came in 3 hours later and flopped down infront of the tv.
The telephone rang.
“Hello, Roy this is *Mike* are you gonna have that annual party tommorow?” Blu asked in the name of Mike.
“Uh.. now that you mention it yeah, I guess so.” Roy said.
“Can you send me a message on my answering machine about the party? You know I’ll probably forget,” *Mike* said.
“Yeh, sure. Well se ya!” Roy hung up and started to call everyone else.
Roy was busy the rest of the day making phone calls while Red was making preparations for when he was gonna become a human.
The next day Red, and Roy woke up early to prepare for the party.
Soon the guests were flooding the house and talking.
Meanwhile Red was getting some scissors to *collect* some hair.
He went out into the hall where the party was and *collected* some hair without anyone noticing, or so he thought.
He went gleefuly up into his room and got the machine that would help turn him into a human ready. He was just about to step into the contraption when someone said “Halt!”
Red spun around and cursed “I’m busted!”
Roy was standing in the doorway smiling “So are you ready for garbage duty? Get to it! Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4, Hut 2,3,4!”
THE END