Post by Andrea on Nov 9, 2011 16:54:10 GMT -5
(Mods, feel free to merge the topics if you want. XD; We only wanted to make this here because we could have a new poll, not meaning to spam.)
THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR HOMESTUCK IN THIS RAP BATTLE.
Tracer wrote Fluttershy, I wrote Tavros in this one.
Fluttershy:
Oh! Um, hello there. My name is...flutter..shy...
I'm just wondering if it'd be okay to destroy you in rhyme?
I guess there's no use asking if you'd, um, just like to abscond now?
No, I know there's no use arguing with a stubborn crippled cow.
I'm friend to all Nature's creatures, great and small, fierce and kind
Aren't you the same? You should ask Tinkerb--oh wait. Nevermind...
There's really no comparison between us. The idea makes me scoff,
Everyone loves me, and well...your writer killed you off.
Tavros:
i CAN TALK TO ANIMALS, bUT I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS,
a, uHH, sOME LITTLE HORSE MAKING ME WANT TO CUT MY WRIST,
i'M IN THE, mEDIUM, yOU JUST ROMP TO AND FRO,
tO WIN THIS, uHH, i REALLY WON'T EVEN NEED RUFIO,
i HAVE, gIGANTIC HORNS, yOU LOOK LIKE MR. ED,
yOU'LL BE THE NEXT, oNE THAT GETS ANNOUNCED DEAD,
iN HERO MODE, i'M SORT OF, uNSTOPPABLE TO YOU
wHY DON'T YOU GO BACK, tO JUST, uHH, ROLLING IN POO,
Fluttershy:
*flutterrage powers activate!*
...You...big...dumb...meanie! How dare you talk to me that way!
I bet you're just bitter because Jade won't give you the time of day!
My friends and I are heroes; we defeated Nightmare Moon!
You're worthless to your team; you should have stayed home in your cocoon!
You can't hope to match us pegasisters, through the clouds we soar,
You call yourself the Page of Breath but you sure aren't breathing anymore!
I'm the cutest pony in ponyville, my shyness is in high demand
You don't have a leg to stand on; you can't even stand!
Tavros:
yOUR MUSIC iS GETTING RID OF YOUR FANS LIKE PARASPRITES,
yOU, uHH, THINK YOU CAN FIGHT BUT, yOU'RE JUST NOT VERY BRIGHT,
uHH, wE KIND OF LAUGH ALL OVER YOUR LITTLE NIGHT MARE,
aNYONE COULD'VE STOMPED IT, wITHOUT SOME SQUARE WITH PINK HAIR,
mAYBE I CAN'T WALK, bUT I'LL, sTOMP ALL OVER YOU,
i'LL TAKE MY ROBOTIC LEGS TO SQUASH YOUR FRIENDS TOO,
yOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, i'M LIKE A DRAGON AND YOU'RE A, mARE
i'LL ROCKET AFTER YOU IN THE AIR, yOU'D BETTER SAY A PRAYER,
THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR HOMESTUCK IN THIS RAP BATTLE.
Tracer wrote Fluttershy, I wrote Tavros in this one.
Fluttershy:
Oh! Um, hello there. My name is...flutter..shy...
I'm just wondering if it'd be okay to destroy you in rhyme?
I guess there's no use asking if you'd, um, just like to abscond now?
No, I know there's no use arguing with a stubborn crippled cow.
I'm friend to all Nature's creatures, great and small, fierce and kind
Aren't you the same? You should ask Tinkerb--oh wait. Nevermind...
There's really no comparison between us. The idea makes me scoff,
Everyone loves me, and well...your writer killed you off.
Tavros:
i CAN TALK TO ANIMALS, bUT I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS,
a, uHH, sOME LITTLE HORSE MAKING ME WANT TO CUT MY WRIST,
i'M IN THE, mEDIUM, yOU JUST ROMP TO AND FRO,
tO WIN THIS, uHH, i REALLY WON'T EVEN NEED RUFIO,
i HAVE, gIGANTIC HORNS, yOU LOOK LIKE MR. ED,
yOU'LL BE THE NEXT, oNE THAT GETS ANNOUNCED DEAD,
iN HERO MODE, i'M SORT OF, uNSTOPPABLE TO YOU
wHY DON'T YOU GO BACK, tO JUST, uHH, ROLLING IN POO,
Fluttershy:
*flutterrage powers activate!*
...You...big...dumb...meanie! How dare you talk to me that way!
I bet you're just bitter because Jade won't give you the time of day!
My friends and I are heroes; we defeated Nightmare Moon!
You're worthless to your team; you should have stayed home in your cocoon!
You can't hope to match us pegasisters, through the clouds we soar,
You call yourself the Page of Breath but you sure aren't breathing anymore!
I'm the cutest pony in ponyville, my shyness is in high demand
You don't have a leg to stand on; you can't even stand!
Tavros:
yOUR MUSIC iS GETTING RID OF YOUR FANS LIKE PARASPRITES,
yOU, uHH, THINK YOU CAN FIGHT BUT, yOU'RE JUST NOT VERY BRIGHT,
uHH, wE KIND OF LAUGH ALL OVER YOUR LITTLE NIGHT MARE,
aNYONE COULD'VE STOMPED IT, wITHOUT SOME SQUARE WITH PINK HAIR,
mAYBE I CAN'T WALK, bUT I'LL, sTOMP ALL OVER YOU,
i'LL TAKE MY ROBOTIC LEGS TO SQUASH YOUR FRIENDS TOO,
yOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, i'M LIKE A DRAGON AND YOU'RE A, mARE
i'LL ROCKET AFTER YOU IN THE AIR, yOU'D BETTER SAY A PRAYER,
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